Hillary Picks Her New Cabinet
(New York) - Front running presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, is so confident of being elected in 2008 that she is already selecting her new cabinet members and new appointees to high office in her administration.
Read full storyI was Groovinile delinquent!
Below, you will find my second submission to the company, (Groovin on up!) that was gonna repair the deficiencies in the state of my groove.
Read full storyI never pick up beer. Beer picks me up!
A friend of mine told me to come over to his house this Saturday around noon. He was going to be in his full on "Bar-b-Que" mode and he wanted me to be there specifically.
Read full storyCurse of August 1st, Feastday of the Holy Maccabees
Court Circular: Balmoral Castle, Blackadder - (Ass Mess): The Queen's Chaplain was received in audience today and reminded the Puppe...
Read full storyCalifornia's electronic voting system fails security test; computer hackers program Ron Paul for President 2008
Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...
Read full storyBush Proposes Making the Ostrich Our National Bird
Due to the rather embarrassing fact, that our country's blatant disregard for the environment, nearly drove our country's national bird, the Bald Eagle, to extinction, there are now more ostriches living in captivity in zoos, in America, tha...
Read full storyWhat kind of shape was my "Groove" in?
Recently, someone e-mailed me, with an offer to; "evaluate the state of my spiritual groove."...
Read full storyFeds remove 500 gold bars from Senator Stevens' house
Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): FBI agents yesterday raided veteran Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Senator Ted Stevens are removed a dozen pantechnicon loads of confiscated goods from his home.
Read full storyCracks appear as Moss wavers over Doherty pleas
Kingston, Surrey - (Ass Mess): Refreshed from a long weekend of shagging Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood senseless in his palatial Surrey hideyhole model Kate Moss emerged into the sunlight today, resolving to resist ex-lover Pete Doherty's...
Read full storyAttorney General can't Recall what he was Trying to Forget
Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...
Read full storyBat Species on the Increase: Eco scientists ecstatic
At last and unfortunately the little Pipistrelle bat (Pipistrellus pipistrellus) is noted to be on the increase in a paper published in the New Science magazine today.
Read full storyTop Ten Reasons why Johnny Ovaltine Loves THE SPOOF
Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…...
Read full storyAlberto Gonzales Tells A Truth
Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...
Read full storyIrish cops hunt Fergus McShergar after Irish wax museum figures 'vanish'
Blarney - (ReUterus): Irish parody site bloger Fergus McShergar is being sought by cops today after 'literally hundreds' of wax figurines vanished into thin air from the National Wax Museum near Blarney, County Louse.
Read full storyMissing preacher's wife found working in NY fast food joint
New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.
Read full storySkid row Hilton forced to sell home and move into trailer
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.
Read full storyVirgin Boss Sir Richard Branson Tells Of His Notable 'Firsts'
Sir Richard Branson has revealed in a magazine interview how, against his will, he came to be a member of the mile-high club as a teenager. He recalls in the interview in QG magazine, how he was sitting next to "a rather portly lady" who wouldn't...
Read full storyPresidential thought could be in wrong hands - fears for Bush mind.
WHITE HOUSE staff are rumoured to be working around the clock on the presidential brain after George W. Bush announced he had shared his thoughts with visiting UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown.
Read full storyBig Brother Chanelle Blamed For Outbreak Of Gastroentiritis
Chanelle Hayes, the Big Brother housemate who finally left the show yesterday, has been blamed for an epidemic of gastroentiritis which swept the country after the programme was aired last night.
Read full storyOfcom announce John Barrowman ban
Ofcom today announced a ban which stipulated that John Barrowman must commit to more Torchwood appearances before accepting any other invitations to be on Celebrity based shows.
Read full storyHouse sales crash: Elderly confused, surgeons on overtime
The new government Home Improvement Packs are to come in from August 1, for houses with 4 or more bedrooms. Homes up for sale by the elderly have crashed to less than 12% of 2001 levels because of the government message: you can't sell your home...
Read full storyIraqi Footballer shuns Premiership
Following scenes of jubilation in his home town, the scorer of the winning goal Younnes El Matoktoum El Macktum or Mac to his team mates has shocked the Premiership with a flat refusal to joined Liverpool FC.
Read full storyAmerican, Brit Have Clueless Conversation About Football
LONDON (Heewack News Network) -- An American tourist and a local had an inebriated two-hour conversation about football at a pub here without realizing they were talking about two different sports.
Read full storyPre-season friendly: Millwall v Portsmouth
In a pre-season friendly over the weekend, Millwall fans went to Portsmouth and smashed up the town just a little bit.
Read full story'Charlie Hustle' betting Barry Bonds will not tie Home Run Record against Dodgers
LOS ANGELES (Lumberg) - Former Cincinnati Reds player Pete Rose is wagering that Barry Bonds will not hit a home run during the upcoming series against the rival Los Angeles Dodgers.
Read full storyParis Hilton Quits Simple Life to do Opera; Cut From Barron Hilton's Will
I can't even spoof this so I'll make no attempt. Barron Hilton has decided Paris Hilton has embarrassed the Hilton clan for the last time. The porno was one thing but after getting 23 days incarceration in a Lynwood Correctional faci...
Read full storyCheney, Merkel and Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week 2007
Göttingen, Germany (Associated Content) - In a show of partnership, Dick Cheney, Angela Merkel and Vladimir Putin will welcome World Breastfeeding Week (WBW) -- to be officially celebrated from August 1st through 7th.
Read full storyBritish Asians Don't Feel Very Patriotic
A study has shown that more than one third of British Asians don't feel very British - in fact, many hate themselves for having been tainted with the term 'British'. A total of 38% of people of South Asian origin said they feel 'slightly' or 'not...
Read full storyThe Spoof Motion Picture Halted by Unions and City
Hollywood Calif. The proposed TheSpoof.com motion picture has been put on the back burner at Quentin Tarantino's studio. Rumor has it no one greased the right palms at the unions and the people granting permits for the city of Los Angeles.
Read full storyMan Blames Dog for Submitting Content to TheSpoof.com
US and A (Housepet Magazine) - Contributor 'SpaceElevator' claims to be a victim of identity theft, stating that his dog has been submitting material to TheSpoof.com for the past three weeks under his pen name.
Read full storyMark Lowton to star in SPOOFALICIOUS, a Broadway Musical
Tricky Ricky has reserved the Ed Sullivan Theatre to put on what's being billed as the show of the century. SPOOFALICIOUS, which is slated to open on New Year's Eve will star the literary twinkle-toes himself, Mark Lowton. Legends Kevin Bac...
Read full storyWilliam Shatner Disappointed About Being Passed Over for Spoof Part
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - William Shatner said that he is disappointed about being passed over for the role of Cal Jennings in the Spoof Movie.
Read full storyMan claims to be the anti-christ challeges God to duel
Portland, ME - (Rooters) Shocking news coming out of Portland Maine, a man calling himself the Anti-Christ has announced that he will have a duel with God.
Read full storyChunky Monkey Scandal
After intense scientific research, it was discovered the real monkey meat was being used in the manufacturing of Jen & Berry's Chunky Monkey ice cream.
Read full storyConclusive Analysis finds Monkeys Can't Buy Happiness
Moneys do not, so far as we can tell, have the capacity for a truly abstract currency system. They can exchange items in a barter system, and some forms or courtship exchanges may qualify as a primitive market form of prostitution. Despite this, monk...
Read full storyThe new 'Fresh' 'Prince' of Bel-Air gets robbed, striped naked, and handcuffed; Lohan, Paris and Nicole whereabouts unaccounted for
Beverly Hills, California - The once self-proclaim contender for father of the late Ana Nicole Smith's baby, eighth husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor, Frederic Von Anhalt, was found handcuffed and naked in the backseat of his Rolls Royce, behind the Bel-A...
Read full storyTop London Barrister arrested for kidnap and false imprisonment of foreign nationals
The online world of pseudo journalistic spoofing was reeling today after one of the internet's most prolific writers, a prominent Barrister, was arrested by armed police and taken handcuffed with an extremely well powdered wig covering her face i...
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