U.S. Military Mistakenly Orders Bombing of Baghdad, Kentucky
SHELBY COUNTY, KY -- Residents of tiny Baghdad got a rude awakening at five thirty this morning when U.S. planes dive-bombed and completely destroyed the town.
Read full storyPolice Seize 400,000 Illegal Poinsettia Plants in Drugs Raid
Police today confirmed that they have seized 400,000 Poinsettia plants in a dawn raid on a disused factory in Streatham. They arrested 2 men and 2 women under the governments tough new anti-drug legislation.
Read full storyAll the world's a stage for Mr. Musharraf - Pakistan buzzes with Sounds of Silence.
If one listens carefully there is a strange new sound in Pakistan nowadays.
Read full storyThe Arts Revolution - as predicted by Nostradamus
WHERE WILL THE WORLD'S ARTS REVOLUTION START? WHO WILL LEAD IT?...
Read full storyEd-E-torial Extra! Extra!!
Yes, it's been a while but Ed-E-torial is back and in HD. Like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, Ed was "away" for a while but now he's back and better than ever or worse depending on your level of fanaticism.
Read full storyBush Informed Of Tibet Crisis
Following a slight earth tremor in the Himalayas ( May 2007 ) Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world dropped 16 centimetres in height.
Read full storyWellesley College shuns Hillary Clinton
MASSACHUSETTS - Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton had been anticipating strong support from her alma mater Wellesley College. Hillary Rodham was valedictorian of her class of 1969 at Wellesley and was the first student commencement speaker at the...
Read full storySanta Claus Arrested for 19th Century Child Slavery Crimes
Santa Claus - A.K.A "Jolly Old Saint Nick", "Father Christmas", "Pere Noel" - has been arrested and faces extradition after being convicted of sending poor tiny orphan children up chimneys to do...
Read full storyHappy Marriages A Thing Of The Past, Says Report
A government report says that happy marriages are no longer a viable proposition, with many not lasting the first twelve months. A high percentage of relationships end during the honeymoon, it says, with some of them...
Read full storySelig Resigns!
NEW YORK - Bud Selig has resigned his post as Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Announcing his retirement before a large gathering of hot dog vendors, batboys, and steroid salesmen, Selig said, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man...
Read full storySupreme Court Rules Ohms Law Unconstitutional
Washington (IPP) - The Supreme Court ruled 5 to 4 today that Ohm's law is unconstitutional.
Read full storyChina Pushes Shoddy Rat Poison
BEIJING - Chin Ki, 57, owner of Ki Manufacturing Industries Corp. in Bigdong Province has been sentenced to death for "selling inferior products to western capitalist markets."...
Read full storyBritish Tourist Experiences First Hand 'The Moslemisation Of The USA'
A British Muslim has spoken of what he calls the 'Moslemisation' of one of the greatest countries on Earth, the USA, after he was stopped and made to remove his shoes at an a...
Read full storyBirthday joy as Vanessa Hudgens asked to front Campaign For Real Breasts
Hollywood, California - (Bare-Ass Mess): High School Musical actress Vanessa Hudgens has been approached by Hustler! magazine to be the face and mammaries of a new campaign to promote silicone-free tits.
Read full storyQueen to Retire to Florida
(London, Nov 29) HRH Queen Elizabeth II has announced plans to retire from the British Monarchy and move to Florida. She and Prince Philip are looking at a nice two bedroom (in case the kids want to visit) condo in a "senior living community&...
Read full storyCops give Gorgon Brown three days to cough up
London - (Livid Mess): Metropolitan Police officers have given UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown just three days to honor their back-dated pay deal after Home Secretary Jackie Smith reneged on a 25 year 'gentlemen's agreement'.
Read full storyArmy crackdown on users
London - (Narcotic Mess): The MoD has said that it regularly weeds out freelance drug-dealers poaching on its hard-won turf.
Read full storyHello Tehran
I have been ploughing through the Spoof's traffic rankings on Alexa and find the results quite interesting.
Read full storyPaid in Advance: Doctor Fails to Operate
San Antonio, TX - "Never pay in advance!" chuckled Doctor William Barnett, as he swung his golf club on the 18th hole of the exclusive Pine Ridge Country Club in Cocoa Beach, Florida.
Read full storyProtesters win battle to throw out Tessa Jowell's crack den plans for Regent's Park
Regent's Park - (Ass Mess): Controversial plans initiated by former Culture Club secretary Tessa Jowl to install a crack dealing den complex in Regent's Park have been thrown out by Westminster Council.
Read full storyName a Star Launches Name a Cloud
Molena, Georgia (IPP) - The Name a Star corporation has launched a new business called Name a Cloud. Name a Star has made astronomy fun with its well known business where a person can have a star named after themselves and now they promise to make m...
Read full storyDead Di's french letters to Dodo
Royal Courts of Justice - (DUI Mess): Princess Diana regularly sent spent condoms to Dodi Fayed a coroner's court was told today.
Read full storyGermans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records
Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.
Read full storyBush Screws up Again
Indianapolis, IN - President Bush flew to Indianapolis on Saturday, to attend the Mideast Peace conference. Unfortunately, after landing in Indianapolis, the President's staff quickly realized he had told them to go to the wrong city.
Read full storyMan "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M
Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.
Read full storyThe Beatles - Back Together Again?
London, ENGLAND - Heather Mills, who is being held in custody for the multiple slayings of Sir Paul McCartney, and Ringo Starr, has succeeded in doing something no one else has; she has reunited The Beatles, in death.
Read full storyDeath and Dying to be Standardized
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta has began a study ordered by the Federal government to study disparities and variables in the manner in which people die. The goal of the government is to standardize death and...
Read full storyFears For The Future Of Mankind As Space Visitors Eat The Sun
Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.
Read full storyPrez Musharraf takes control of Pakistan Nuclear Arsenal
LaWhore, Pakissmyasstan- The self-elected President of Autocratic Repulic of Pakistan, Pervez Musharraf today assumed total control of the country's nuclear arsenal.
Read full storyPenguins face extinction - humans could be next
According to the World Wildlife Fund experts, Penguins are one the verge of extinction if not for the intervention of human kind. The Emperor, Gentoo, Chinstrap and Adelie Penguins, who feed on Krill, the smaller relative of the Plan...
Read full storyCoppell Gets England Job In New FA Balls-up
News of a catastrophic mistake at the Football Association is hitting the headlines this afternoon, after Reading boss Steve Coppell was given the England manager's job instead of the intended recipient, the Ita...
Read full storyNorthern Rock: Branson to combine banking and wanking
Richard Branson has today announced his revolutionary plans for Northern Rock. In an attempt to 'sex up' the banking industry Branson will look to develop a 'Hooters' style approach to retail banking.
Read full storyPool Player Admits To Steroid Usage
Muskegon, Michigan (AP) Following the report by Ex-Senator George Mitchell today about steroid usage by Major League Baseball players, a local pool player has come forth to admit his history of steroid usage.
Read full storyKenyan First Lady beats journalist senseless with baseball bat
Kenyan First Lady, Lucy Kibaki, lost her temper at an Independence Rally when a journalist inadvertently introduced her by the name of the President's suspected second wife. She grabbed a baseball bat from a nearby thug and
Read full storyWeekend at Bernankes - Sets box office record
Box office receipts set a record at 10 million dollars this weekend for "Weekend at Bernankes". The remake movie of two federal reserve workers who discover that everyone's favorite boss (Buck) has become worthless. They attempt throu...
Read full storyJet Blue goes Blue Tooth - now passengers can surf the net while they waste away on the tarmac
Washington, DC - Jet Blue is the first of many airlines that will go online, offering passengers the option to surf the Internet while in flight.
Read full storyFantasy football players admit to using performance-enhancing drugs
Nearly a third of all fantasy football players have admitted to using performance-enhancing drugs, commissioners of leagues reported.
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