Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Funny story: Osama bin Laden located - in Guantanamo Bay!

Despite billions of dollars spent on "The War on Terror"; unconditional support to the illegitimate government of Pakistan's Musharraf and a poorly conducted Afghan operation, Al-Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden has remained at large.

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Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

Funny story: Gang Related Hand Signals Repetitive Strain on the NHS

British Secretary of Health, the right honourable Alan Johnson has declared that providing health care for gang members with repetitive strain injury induced by too much throwing of complicated gang affiliated hand signals has brought the NHS to a ca...

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US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

Funny story: US Army far exceeds recruitment goals for 2007; relies heavily on unconventional and creative recruiting practices; WWII generation reports feeling alive again

Reports today that the US Army has exceeded their recruitment goals for 2007 have been verified. US Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates told reporters with Black recruitment down 58%, the Army's top brass had no other choice but to think "out...

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Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

Funny story: Sex Law Blunder Threatens Teens

A lawyer has uncovered a drafting error in the UK consent laws making sex compulsory from the age of 16.

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Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Funny story: Father of family lost in forest for 3 days went into "Survivor" mode; made decisions all parents fear in order to make a Christmas miracle happen

Paradise, California - What parent has not had to face a strain on their purse strings and struggled to make toys their kids want so much appear under the tree a real Christmas miracle this year? Checking his wallet, Frederick Dominguez, father of t...

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Athiest to Strike at Fuel Pump

Funny story: Athiest to Strike at Fuel Pump

Washington, DC - Michael Newdow, the Sacramento, California atheist who sued to remove "under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance, has now struck out after the oil industry.

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Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Funny story: Lowton's Scientology Fortnight For Newlyweds....

Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage. Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...

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Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Funny story: Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.

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Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

Funny story: Underwater water plants to go ahead anyway

With all of Australia's State capitals located on the coast, and all either building or planning major water desalination plants to "droughtproof" the country in an age of global warming, a new report from an expert panel has set alarm...

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More Weirdness in the Wanta Saga

Funny story: More Weirdness in the Wanta Saga

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - There have been more weird developments in the continuing theft of the $4.5 trillion Wanta funds by players in the Administration of George Bush, according to Christopher Story of World Reports.

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Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Funny story: Blair Converts to Catholicism - Labour Converts to Conservatism

Who thought they would ever see Tony Blair change?...

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Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

Funny story: Ron Paul Will Surprise and Win in an Avalanche

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Ron Paul will win the US presidency and surprise everyone say the more perceptive political commentators.

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Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears' Vagina Gives Birth to Baby Big Foot

It has been recently announced star of the Disney production, Zoe 101, 16 year old, Jamie Lynn Spears is expecting a child, she's been pregnant for the last three months.

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"Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

Funny story: "Dependent Party Candidate Throws Chip in Bull Ring"

[Official Press Release from the desk of Dependent Party Candidate, Ferbert T. Weedledom.] Hello, fellow Citizens. My name is Ferbert T. Weedledom. I am the founder of the Gravity-Challenged Citizens of America (and I am also a client). I come to you today to declare my candidacy for President of the United States. I think I speak for all of us when I say the time has come that we rec...

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Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Funny story: Merger of Catholicism and Hinduism announced

Ending months of speculation, the world's second and fourth largest religions will merge on January 1, 2008. Leaders of both Roman Catholicism and Hinduism gave a joint press conference to announce formation of the new faith traded publicly as &q...

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Widespread Lost Cat Problem Points to Vast Feline-Kidnapping Ring

Funny story: Widespread Lost Cat Problem Points to Vast Feline-Kidnapping Ring

Gato, Mexico (Cat Fancy Staff Reporter) - Everyone has seen the futile handwritten sign hanging on a signpost: Lost Cat... Orange & White... Answers to 'Sweetpea'... If found, please call (202) 456-1111...

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A DVD Critic's Corner Review: Eragon

With the monumental success of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy, the movie studios (God bless their cold black hearts) have tried to come up with the next big fantasy epic for the big screen, because as we all know, an inferior rip-off is the sincerest form of flattery.

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Striking Writer Won't Sign Permission Slip

(New York) Striking WGA member Robert McKenna refused to sign a class trip permission slip, forcing his young daughter Helen to miss a trip to Radio City Music Hall to see the annual Christmas show.

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Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

Funny story: Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on televisio...

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Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Funny story: Louisiana Shotgun Wedding for Pregnant Jamie Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, the actress and pregnant younger sister of pop tart Britney Spears, will be walking down the aisle. The wedding, to take place at the Mule Creek Baptist Church and Bait Shop, will feature the father leading his daughter by one han...

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Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Funny story: Gypsies find home in American mall kiosks

Rom gypsies who prize enjoyment of life, family, and group loyalty over hard work for the sake of wealth are finding a home this Christmas in American mall kiosks according to veteran gypsy scholar, David Wrangler of the American Gypsy Lore Society.

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Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Funny story: Ron Paul Drops Out of Presidential Race

Presidential hopeful and Texas Congressman Ron Paul has decided to drop out of the race for the Republican nomination. In a statement issued by the Ron Paul for President campaign, the doctor said that "I feel I have been able to deliver my mes...

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Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Funny story: Real Chuck Norris Not Happy With Chuck Norris Book

Chuck Norris, martial arts expert and actor, is not happy with the new Chuck Norris book that is on the market for the holidays. The book, which features cartoons with captions such as "Chuck Norris is so tough, nails grind themselves to iron f...

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