Man "greeted" at Wal-Mart sues for $620M

Funny story written by Len

Friday, 14 December 2007

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Dobson, on route to Memorial Hospital

Columbus, OH - Yesterday, an Ohio man filed suit in Federal court against Wal-Mart, for injuries he sustained while being "greeted" at a Columbus area store.

43 year old Mark Dobson, suffered severe whiplash injuries last month, when he was "greeted" by Wal-Mart greeter, Matilda Swinson.

Dobson, shocked at actually being greeted by a Wal-Mart greeter turned his head too quickly and fell in agony to the floor.

He was rushed to Memorial hospital, where he was pronounced in "stable condition."

Lawyers for Wal-Mart responded to the lawsuit by saying that Ms. Swinson was merely doing her job, and had greeted Mr. Dobson "without malice of forethought."

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