SPOOF Language

Funny story: SPOOF Language

Kyrgyz Republic - As the Scientists for the Prevention of Outdated and Foolish Language (SPOOF Language) prepare to meet for the 2007 World Summit, a last-minute participant has requested to join the Summit and to push their agenda to the top. The ef...

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Guantanamo detainee planned Queens Christmas speech hijack

Funny story: Guantanamo detainee planned Queens Christmas speech hijack

It has been revealed that Jamil El-Banna, the recently released detainee from Guantanamo Bay was planning to infiltrate Buckingham Palace's security defences on Christmas Day, over-power her Corgi's and then, disguised as the Queen, present a...

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Gordon Brown draws up 'final solution for chavs'

Funny story: Gordon Brown draws up 'final solution for chavs'

UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown has promised to get tough on crime and antisocial behaviour. In a new initiative, he has announced a plan for special training camps for people with an antisocial behaviour order (ASBO).

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Guantanamo suspect locked up

Funny story: Guantanamo suspect locked up

A suspect released from Guantanamo Bay has been arrested and placed in custody on his return to the UK.

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Corn Loses Legal Status as Food

Funny story: Corn Loses Legal Status as Food

Washington (IPP) - The Federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) sponsored bill to make corn an illegal food source passed the House of Representatives first reading today and is now on its way to the Senate where passage of the new law is considere...

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Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues

Funny story: Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues

Hollywood, California - Dr. Phil, self-described country psychologist, has just finished taping a show today in which he psychoanalyzed Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy for any latent self-sabotaging mother issues. Convinced that her pregnancy is no...

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Celeb Spotting

George Michael spotted acting as a toilet attendant in a busy Tesco toilet. (He was squirting more than smelly products there!)...

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Jail for Drivers

Funny story: Jail for Drivers

Opponents of the Government have acted angrily to new laws setting down jail terms of just 2 years for a range of motoring offences.

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Recommended Christmas Books for Andy Murray

The Spoof's Book Reviewing Team has compiled a list of suggestions for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray......

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Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

Funny story: Channel 4 To Host General Election - Simon Cowell and Jeremy Clarkson to Judge

In a joint statement with Downing Street Channel 4 have been declared winners of the hotly contested bid to run the next UK General Election.

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Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

Funny story: Health Coalition Sues U.S. Treasury Dept -- "paper cash is major source of sickness"

WASHINGTON DC. -- An expansive group of health organizations today filed several lawsuits against the United States Government seeking an immediate stop to the circulation of paper money. Members of the group Health Action Coalition are health care p...

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Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

Funny story: Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant - fears for safety from demented sister Britney

16 year old Zooey 101 'actress', Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly pregnant, but that is the least of her worries.

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Awesome numerology of this year's Winter Solstice

Funny story: Awesome numerology of this year's Winter Solstice

Milky Way - (Cosmic Bad Ass Mess): Sky-watchers everywhere have reported increasing fears that this year's Yule celebrations will be marked by some cataclysmic karmic pay-back after studying the numerology involved in the astrological make-up of...

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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Funny story: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer dies of alcoholism

Rudolph, the famous beacon nosed reindeer who helped Santa Claus guide his sleigh during a treacherous winter night some 60 years ago, has died of alcoholism. He was 73.

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Omah bombing: judge says Blair framed charges

Funny story: Omah bombing: judge says Blair framed charges

Belfast - (Bas Ass Mess): A Belfast Crown Court judge has thrown out all charges against Jonesborough electrician Sean Hoey, 38, accused of the 1998 Omah bombing that killed 29.

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"Santa" Cheney says naughty children could be waterboarded

Funny story: "Santa" Cheney says naughty children could be waterboarded

At this year's holiday party for Vice President Cheney's staff, the VP himself donned the baggy red and white Santa suit and "Ho, ho, ho'd" his way around the room. After passing out presents to the children, Santa Cheney assemb...

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Footballer Cries Rape

Funny story: Footballer Cries Rape

A 19 year old Manchester United player has made allegations of sexual harassment after a Christmas shindig that went wrong.

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Chinese Buffet Warning

If you're a reader who subconsciously or purposely forms a mental picture of the character in a story, it is important to know Madison was my mother's idea of a "presidential name." I am a man - "Maddy" to my friends.

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Queen To Become Oldest Living Monarch

Funny story: Queen To Become Oldest Living Monarch

Queen Elizabeth II was set Thursday to become Britain's oldest monarch, overtaking her great-great grandmother Queen Victoria amid signs the royal family is preparing for life after 81-year-old "Lillibet".

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Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

Funny story: Princess Diana Inquest Gets Even More Unnecessarily Gory

The inquest into the deaths of Princess Diana and her boyfriend Dodi al-Fayed has descended into a veritable horrorshow of blood and gore, according to witnesses.

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Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

Funny story: Ron Paul Lambasts Senate As World's Last Free Tuna Taken Into Captivity

A Tuna which is believed to be the last free fish of its kind in the world, has been captured in a net by local fisherpeople in the Philippines.

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Huckabee issues a fatwa during his fireside Christmas chat

Funny story: Huckabee issues a fatwa during his fireside Christmas chat

Washington, DC - Huckabee's traditional political Season's Greetings video card to the nation caught flack from his critics this week, which was then picked up by the mainstream media. Apparently, the controversy is over his alleged violation...

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Hollywood hires police sketch artists and modern interpretative dancers to help illustrate film clips ban by the WGA at up coming award shows

Funny story: Hollywood hires police sketch artists and modern interpretative dancers to help illustrate film clips ban by the WGA at up coming award shows

Hollywood, California - Bared by the Writer's Guild of America (WGA) from showing film clips at any of the upcoming awards shows this season, Hollywood has desperately turned to police sketch artists to help illustrate to audience members and vie...

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More "US" troops for Iraq - Secret deal has India sending Killer Macaca regiment

Funny story: More "US" troops for Iraq - Secret deal has India sending Killer Macaca regiment

In a follow-up to fellow TheSpoof.com writer - Con Chapman's article on India seeking US help in routing out monkeys that have occupied government buildings, comes word of a new Indo-US deal.

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Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Funny story: Pharmaceutical Manufacturer Lists Hooker Phone Numbers on Pill Jar

Little Rocks, Illinois (IPP) - A pharmaceutical corporation which manufactures and markets drugs to combat erectile dysfunction (ED) is placing the 1-800 phone numbers of hookers on the side of their pill jars.

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Vladimir Putin Wants Guitar Hero For Christmas

Funny story: Vladimir Putin Wants Guitar Hero For Christmas

Moscow, Russia (IPP) - News sources have learned that Vladimir Putin threw a tantrum the other day in a Russian Walmart when his mother refused to buy him a Guitar Hero set.

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No Statutory Charges Pending Against Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

Funny story: No Statutory Charges Pending Against Father of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

Hollywood police are not considering statutory charges against the 19 year old live-in boyfriend of 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears (actress and younger sister of Britney Spears). The actress and star of Zoey 101 announced today that she was 3 months...

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Make Australian Version of TV Show: Zoey With a Joey

Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Make Australian Version of TV Show: Zoey With a Joey

Actress and younger sister of Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears announced today that she will be doing an Aussie version of her hit Nick Network show (Zoey 101). The down under version will be called "Zoey With A Joey." The expectant mother adm...

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Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Funny story: Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears to Star in Knocked Up Sequel

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16 year old younger sister of Pop tart Britney Spears, made a double announcement today. First, she is pregnant by her 19 year old live-in boyfriend (no statutory rape charges are pending at this time). Second, she is going t...

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Home Secretary in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher row

Funny story: Home Secretary in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Child Catcher row

The Home Secretary was under fire again from a High Court Judge for the way in which she deported a 15-year old Iraqi boy.

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