Name a Star Launches Name a Cloud

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Friday, 14 December 2007

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Ah, good old Seymour

Molena, Georgia (IPP) - The Name a Star corporation has launched a new business called Name a Cloud. Name a Star has made astronomy fun with its well known business where a person can have a star named after themselves and now they promise to make meteorology fun too.

The fact that only the International Astronomical Union is the only entity that can legally name a star has not stopped thousands from sending Name a Star fifty to seventy dollars for almost tree decades for each star named by the Name a Star company. Now folks eager to part with money better spent filling a small car's gas tank can throw their money up at the clouds.

For $79.33 Name a Cloud will attach your name to a fluffy white cloud and your name can experience 15 seconds of fame. Next month Name a Contrail will begin catering to folks who want their name attached to jet exhaust trails in the sky.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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