Germans "Accidentally" Burn Holocaust Records

Funny story written by Len

Friday, 14 December 2007

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What Records?

Hamburg, GERMANY - Hans Yorgenburg, a custodian at the German Historical Society, accidentally burned vintage World War II documents which proved the Holocaust was real.

Muller Von Klemper, The Hamburg Historian responsible for placing the historical documents in an oven that originated in the notorious Bergen Belsen concentration camp refused to explain his actions.

When asked about the accident, custodian Yorgenburg, a known Nazi sympathizer, merely shrugged his shoulders and said "What records?"

Arty Speigleman, President of the Jewish Anti-Defamation League was reportedly so furious over this incident that he burst into flames upon hearing the news.

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