There were 181 spoof news stories published in 2002. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to browse the spoof news archives.

Funny story: Bill and Ben Star Signs Sex Offender's Register

Bill and Ben Star Signs Sex Offender's Register

The entertainment world was today in uproar amid claims that Bill Flobalob, one half of the seventies incomprehensible children's duo Bill and Ben, had been forced to sign the sex offender's register.

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Funny story: Glamour Girl Natalie Gets Tits Out For Lads!

Glamour Girl Natalie Gets Tits Out For Lads!

Derek and Jill Lad were at their wits end after neighbours complained to the local authorities about the foul stench coming from the back of their house. "We just couldn't figure it out," said Derek, "the smell was absolutely appalling!" Derek,...

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Funny story: Coronation Street Star gets Kylie's Arse

Coronation Street Star gets Kylie's Arse

Coronation Street's master butcher, Fred Elliot, was the envy of the Showbiz world when he bought Kylie's bum at a charity auction. The auction was held because the gorgeous megastar decided that it was only fair to share the 'leftovers' from the...

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

"It just wasn't working out between us" claimed Nigella, 73, emerging from the solicitors office with Ronald McDonald. "I was on the bounce from John (Diamond, her previous husband who died a few years ago, was a top journalist and to whom this r...

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Funny story: Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

Playboy Bunny replaces Easter Bunny

In a shocking revelation the world renowned Play Bunny has agreed to take over the role of head chocolate delivering animal.

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Funny story: Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

Nicholas Lyndhurst Marries Himself

It all started on the set of those genuinely disturbing WHSmiths adverts. Nicholas and his female alter-ego met across a crowded film set, and built a relationsip based on mutual trust and honestly, based mainly on the fact that they are actually the...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe Goes Nude Ice Skating

Robert Mugabe Goes Nude Ice Skating

Robert Mugabe celebrated his election victory, yesterday, by opening the 'Idi Amin' outdoor ice skating rink in the Zimbabwe capital, Harare.

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Funny story: Obesity-Related Injuries Reported

Obesity-Related Injuries Reported

Mr. Homer Bloat, of Altoona, Pennsylvania, was arrested by police last week for his part in an incident in which several people were injured. Mr. Bloat, who is very corpulent (and whose nickname in Immoblie Home), was given a jogging suit by his w...

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Funny story: Beckham's foot attacked

Beckham's foot attacked

A nation gasped on Thursday when David Beckham's left foot, thought to be the most valuable body organ in the history of the world ever, was brutally assaulted, attacked and left for dead in a park this week. Mr Left Foot, who has often been rum...

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Funny story: Dog Once Again Unsuccessful in Mating

Dog Once Again Unsuccessful in Mating

After a number of recent attempts, Lyle and Cindy Bennet's Yorkie, Rocky, continues to fail in his attempts to mate with a human arm.

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Funny story: New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

TheSpoof can now exclusively reveal the long awaited changes to the dress code for this years Wimbledon tournament.

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Funny story: Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Woman Suffers Death By Max Bygraves

Police are investigating how a Yorkshire woman was killed today when a recording of Max Bygraves's song 'You Need Hands' became stuck in her CD player's replay mode. "We estimate the song played well over three hundred times," said Inspector Moros...

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Funny story: Bin Laden caught by Jehovah's witnesses

Bin Laden caught by Jehovah's witnesses

17 year old genius Stan Freeman has instrumented the capture of Osama Bin Laden and collected the $25,000,000 Bounty.

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Funny story: Five Lost In Arkansas Blizzard

Five Lost In Arkansas Blizzard

Almost half an inch of snow fell on Little Root, Arkansas this week. This unseasonable storm resulted in severe hardship in the area and has baffled meteorologists and banjo players alike.

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Funny story: All cartoon characters are real

All cartoon characters are real

There is a point every person's life where they find out that cartoons are not real. This happens at the tender age of 5 in the summer as the parents want them out of the house. The sucide rate at this time is phenomenal. However, cartoon char...

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Funny story: Smile spotted in EastEnders

Smile spotted in EastEnders

In a shocking movement, TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that someone has smiled on the set of the misery-misery BBC1 soap, EastEnders. The perpetrator is not yet known, but suspisions are mainly upon hardman, gruff-talking wild boar sou...

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Funny story: Rubik's cube to become school subject

Rubik's cube to become school subject

The mighty Rubik's Cube is finally to become standard teaching! After spending 2 decades left out in the cold, teaching union: Matriculation On Another Nuance (MOAN) have finally gotten permission to include Rubik's Cube lessons as part of th...

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Funny story: Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Phil 'The Power' Taylor wins Dutch Pop Idol

Darts legend, 9 times SKOL world champion, Phil 'The Power' Taylor has shocked pop fans in Holland by winning through the arduous Pop Idol Competition. "Admittedly, the Dutch competition isn't as difficult as the British one, but Holland is a big...

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Funny story: Bobby Davro is EMINEM

Bobby Davro is EMINEM

Bobby Davro, considered one of the greatest living comedians has announced that he is the real slim shady! The announcement brings an end to rumours that Bobby Davro had started selling carpets. "Yeah" he said "I am the mastermind behind Eminem.

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Funny story: Slipknot Hire Llewelyn Bowen

Slipknot Hire Llewelyn Bowen

In what is being heralded as the most surprising move in any band's career, thrash metallers "Slipknot" have hired the talents of interior designer Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Bowen, 36 is rumoured to be thrilled by the new prospect, and is already in t...

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Funny story: Greek Spies Await Decision

Greek Spies Await Decision

A group of Greek holidaymakers are been held in Britain indefinitely whilst a decision is being made as to whether they should be formally charged with spying. The twelve-strong group, disguised as two families, first aroused suspicions whe...

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Funny story: End of the World

End of the World

The End of The World conjures up several images, the first would be The Dave Matthews band and that song from the "Everyday" album "When the World Ends".

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Funny story: Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

A woman with large breasts has been arrested today, following allegations of manslaughter due to her dangerously large bosom.

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Funny story: Internet Desiderata

Internet Desiderata

Go placidly amid the glitches and errors and remember what peace there may be in DSL. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all message boards. Type your truth spelled properly and with grammatical correctness; and read others, even the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

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Funny story: Hero Squirrel Thwarts Nemesis

Hero Squirrel Thwarts Nemesis

David the makeup wearing (though fully heterosexual) squirrel has, today, successfully thwarted the evil plan of his arch enemy Dr. Evil Squirrel, who was attempting to gain access to the USA's nuclear missile launch codes. Dr. Evil Squirrel (kno...

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Funny story: Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Shocking news has come into the TheSpoof offices today, as Barrie and Paul Chuckle are reportedly being held in cells until further police questioning, in relation to the molestation of the corpse of beloved public figure, the late queen mother.

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Funny story: Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

Golden Girls Reunion Halted by Incontinence

(Hollywood, CA) A long anticipated reunion movie of the popular television series The Golden Girls was halted when all four stars of the show found it difficult to get through shooting without soiling themselves.

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Funny story: Government spy bulbs

Government spy bulbs

In a shocking discovery made by intrepid wannabe scientist, Mark Bramwell, it has been found that every single lightbulb in every single house in every single street on every single... Umm every single light bulb contains top secret high-tech govern...

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Funny story: Time 'Criminals' To Be Penalised! Clock detector vans to round up offenders!

Time 'Criminals' To Be Penalised! Clock detector vans to round up offenders!

The government has issued a stern warning to the British public: put your clocks forward before 2am on the 31st of March and face the consequences. "It is an offence and legal action will be taken against any offenders," Time Minister, Gerald Smith t...

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Funny story: Mr. T Returns to TV

Mr. T Returns to TV

The 80s are making a comeback - and so is Mr. T, the gold-chain-wearing, mohawk-sporting tough guy from the 80s TV show, The A-Team. Though the 80s star has been appearing in more and more commercials recently, he's decided that he's once again read...

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Funny story: Lighthouse Family Negative Shock

Lighthouse Family Negative Shock

A member of the upbeat pop group the Lighthouse Family is still in intensive care today after thinking a negative thought.

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Funny story: Peter Pan found Dead!

Peter Pan found Dead!

Shock waves went through fairy tale land yesterday when Peter Pan was found dead outside his home in Neverland. The former childhood hero, who had been deep into financial bankruptcy since he sold the rights of his life story to Disney in 1953, wa...

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Funny story: Spokespuppet commits suicide

Spokespuppet commits suicide

A spokespuppet for a famous petstore committed suicide last night. The owner of a Chinese laundromat found him inside a washing machine. "He told me he wanted to wash up. I said ok. He was very smelly. No bath in days I guess." Authorities fo...

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Funny story: 'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

Today, scientists at a top dictionary school proved using maths and stuff that "and" is officially the best word in the world. Nobody is happier than yours truly, Andy Ampersand.

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Funny story: Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

A lava lamp that has laid dormant for years has today erupted, taking countless lives and leaving thousands injured and without homes.

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Funny story: Cement man eats fruit fly shocker

Cement man eats fruit fly shocker

It has recently been reported that the worlds smallest cement man, handily named Cement Man, has devoured a fruit fly! These shocking events were unveiled earlier this week, it has created a massive response world-wide with riots in every major ci...

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Funny story: Camel owner gets the hump

Camel owner gets the hump

Mr Abel Snodrington (Jr) of Tunbridge Wells today discovered that one of his pet camels humps had appeared on his own back. He discovered it as he was putting down a fresh saucer of milk for his wife.

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Funny story: Thatcher's Gob Dead!

Thatcher's Gob Dead!

Margaret Thatcher pretty much died this week, now that she's unable to spook politicians with her outspoken brain-thoughts. TheSpoof.com takes a look back at her mouth's life? 1959 - Elected as Member of Parliament for the first time. A yout...

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Funny story: "Tux" branches out

"Tux" branches out

In a surprising move, the linux mascot tux has announced today that he will be pursuing a career in the porn industry.

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Funny story: Elephant banned from zoo for fouling

Elephant banned from zoo for fouling

'The Ref Was blind!' was the first thing he said as we met. The alley was dark, and the only hint I had that my interviewee had arrived was the smell of cheap aftershave.

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Big Spring, TX- The residents of this quiet west Texas town woke up to the most disturbing news to hit the town since Mayor Stiehl's public indecency scandal of two years ago.

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Funny story: Bishop's Ping pongs over noxious

Bishop's Ping pongs over noxious

"Enough of these racial slurs!" cries affronted bishop.

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Funny story: Pop Idol to release MmmBop!

Pop Idol to release MmmBop!

The UK winner of ITVs Pop Idol, Will Young, is said to be rehearsing the hit single 'MmmBop!' in a London studio. The single, a hit for Teen sensations Hanson, is generally lauded to have been a huge mistake by God.

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Funny story: Email mispellings "to be made easeri"

Email mispellings "to be made easeri"

Computer company Microsoft are to launch new software next month which they say will be "essentlai" for anybody sending emails.

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Funny story: Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Hello?I'm sorry to say that somewhat changeable weather has been the norm of late, with the fine sunshine we saw at around 410 million years BC during the Palaeozoic epoch slowly moving away to be replaced by showers, particularly as we progress...

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Funny story: Barney gets Lipo

Barney gets Lipo

Barney the Purple Dinosaur had liposuction last month in an attempt to change the shows format.

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Funny story: Smarties sizing shocker

Smarties sizing shocker

In what is continuing to become one of the most shocking and disturbing occurrences of the new millennium so far, refuse disposal technician and sci-fi writer Dan Collins (28) discovered that not all smarties, are the same size, in fact yellow smarti...

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Funny story: Saying goodbye to Mr. Rodgers

Saying goodbye to Mr. Rodgers

We say goodbye to an American Icon as Mr. Rodgers of Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood has retired this year after celebrating 45 years in children's television.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Kills Linux

Bill Gates Kills Linux

Bill Gates, the money grabbing monopolist, yesterday achieved his aim of killing Linux when Linus Torvalds, the eminent creator of what is acclaimed to be "the best OS in the world today" was savagely murdered by a Microsoft designed virus. The ne...

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Funny story: Will Young enters chart at 34

Will Young enters chart at 34

Will Young, the slightly effeminate winner of ITV's Pop Idol, has only managed to enter the chart at a lowly position 34. The singer, aged only 12 years old, released the double A-side record Evergreen/Anything Is Possible on Monday, but since on...

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Funny story: US Facing Real Energy Crisis

US Facing Real Energy Crisis

Everyone always said that it was only a matter of time before the United States ran out of electricity. And that time is now upon us - or at least it will be soon. Washington was notified of the emergency just days ago and has been rushing around,...

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Funny story: Hear'Say pick of the pops

Hear'Say pick of the pops

Prince Charles shocked the establishment when he announced that he was the new member of the popular boy/girl band, Hear'say "I'm sick to death of people putting me down" moaned the apprentice king.

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Funny story: David Letterman kills Humpty Dumpty

David Letterman kills Humpty Dumpty

New evidence has been uncovered in the death of Humpty Dumpty.Nursery Rhyme has it that Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Funny story: Star Wars Collector Relishes String of eBay Wins

Star Wars Collector Relishes String of eBay Wins

(Virginia Beach, Virginia) Star Wars memorabilia collector Ted Peterson collects action figures and posters from the popular movie series and considers himself a veteran of the on-line auction website ebay.

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Funny story: Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith, the celebrity TV millionairess cook, is have sainthood bestowed upon her. Her title will become Saint Delia of Norwich, Patron Saint of Cutlery. This adds to her already overlong list of titles the popular chef has acquired. She has b...

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Funny story: Football Managers Take Heart

Football Managers Take Heart

An extension to the recent studies of the effect of football matches upon heart rate and blood pressure of leading football managers has produced some surprising results.

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Funny story: Mobile Phones Blamed for Brain Damage

Mobile Phones Blamed for Brain Damage

In a recent survey conducted by the UK mobile phone authority it has been revealed that mobile phones can, when thrown hard enough, inflict serious brain damage.

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Funny story: Saddam Take-Out Plans Revealed

Saddam Take-Out Plans Revealed

The United States has revealed its audacious plans to remove Saddam Hussain from power in Iraq. This comes after fresh accusations of him using weapons of mass-destruction to feed infants as young as seventeen years old. President Bush said in hi...

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Funny story: Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript? Some kind of mix between a Shakespeare masterpiece and a hot drink?...

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Funny story: Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

President George 'Bush' Dubya welcomed British Prime Minister Tony Blair to his ranch in Texas today, promising him the best sleep-over ever. George has a whole load of "neat" things to do, including staying up all night playing on...

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Funny story: No Mix-up, Goldberg Oscar Tries to Return Itself

No Mix-up, Goldberg Oscar Tries to Return Itself

Bel Air, California - Although initially reported to be due to a UPS shipping mishap, eyewitness testimony claim that actress Whoopi Goldberg's Oscar simply tried to escape in order to rejoin the trophy's "real" winner, Annette Benn...

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Funny story: New Bob the Builder Record Causes Concern

New Bob the Builder Record Causes Concern

The hilarious children's cartoon character Bob the Builder has caused concern amongst parents by announcing his new single will be a cover of NWA's "Gangsta Gangsta".

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Funny story: Murder Legalised on Wednesdays

Murder Legalised on Wednesdays

In a radical new move to combat the well-known crime of murder, Tony Blair has legalised murder on Wednesdays.

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Funny story: Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

In Heaven today, the Queen Mother met the loveable fat git John Candy, better known as Uncle Buck. Despite her well-known warmth towards other people, she could not help but comment on his extreme obesity.

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Funny story: Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Israel Attacks Arafat's Pants

Israeli warplanes have attacked the symbolic target of Yasser Arafat's underpants drawer and the strategic Ramallah quarry. Arafat's personalised "Hail to the Chief" underpants represent his leadership of the Palestinian embryonic state, one that...

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Funny story: Jules Asner Suspended

Jules Asner Suspended

Los Angeles, CA - Jules Asner, E! Entertainment television hottie and superstar mathlete, has been suspended by the National Mathletic Association (NMA).

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Funny story: The Fisherman

The Fisherman

It all started to happen about 89 years ago when I was forced to become something the world has once and will never see anything like what I've become.. what I've become. For the past couple of years, the changes have appeared to be wired. I'll sta...

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Funny story: Lassies leaves 'mess' on home rug

Lassies leaves 'mess' on home rug

Lassie has been scolded this month after leaving a nasty 'mess' on the home rug.

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Funny story: Tyson, Al Bundy Celebrate Olympics

Tyson, Al Bundy Celebrate Olympics

Next year's Extreme Olympiad, the major event in the calendar of all extreme sports enthusiasts, is set to be the most extreme yet. It's a big celebration of the extreme culture that has gripped the youth market in the USA - and extreme is th...

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Funny story: Duncan-Smith: Blair

Duncan-Smith: Blair

Prime Minister's question time was in disarray today after opposition leader Ian Duncan-Smith persistently questioned Tony Blair on whether or not he regularly wore his wife's underclothing.

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Funny story: Bob Dylan could be Executed

Bob Dylan could be Executed

It has become apparent that Bob Dylan, the old singer, could be executed.

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Funny story: American Upset by Real World

American Upset by Real World

Traumatised American woman sues Terror Arafat on grounds that Palestinian terrorism causes her emotional distress when it is on the news. She claims that she developed "I'm a victim" syndrome by watching 72 days of rolling CNN coverage...

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Funny story: Batman Apologizes

Batman Apologizes

Rumors of impropriety swirling around Batman were at last addressed by him in a bold radio speech delivered last evening over Gotham City airwaves. What follows is a complete transcript of his remarks: "Good evening." "Earlier today, in Go...

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Funny story: Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Buckingham Palace are today said to be furious over revelations that Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother actually died in 1997.

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Funny story: Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Light overtaken by cheeky soundwave

Scientists at Hope University in Boston, Mass. released details today of a recent incident in one of their refraction labs.

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Funny story: Crooks Never Sleep

Crooks Never Sleep

It was another hot December's day, and I'd had all but loaded the Station Wagon when to my suprise I found a Man sleeping in the backseat. I ran inside my 2-bedroom home, dashed through the kitchen, and decided to take my mind off of what I had seen...

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Funny story: Who is Harry Potter's Father?

Who is Harry Potter's Father?

The Magic Circle, that respected organisation that looks after all practitioners of the 'black arts', lost its cool over claims that Harry Potter was a 'lurve child'.

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Funny story: 70s police drama addict caused Sept 11 crash

70s police drama addict caused Sept 11 crash

It has been revealed that the plane which struck the South Tower of the World Trade Centre had been hijacked by a Jordanian former traffic policeman with a mania for straight-to-video 70s cop films. Mr Abdul Love Hewitt III, latterly of Monterrey...

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Funny story: Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough

In retailiation to recent threats given by the American and British governments, SADDAM HUSSEIN president of Iraq, has given, what can only be described as a "two-fingered-salute" to the western world. In a video statement that was supplied to The...

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Funny story: Politicians Fall Foul of Time Dilation

Politicians Fall Foul of Time Dilation

Basingstoke scientists today revealed that clocks in the vicinity of talking politicians work slower than those near normal people. "It's a quirk of Einstein's theory of relativity," said Dr Ruth Rutherford, head of clocks and social politics at B...

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Funny story: Nearly the end of the world

Nearly the end of the world

It should have been the end of the world earlier this morning as a huge asteroid slammed into the Earth at an unimaginable speed. Fortunately for us, another asteroid crashed into us from the exact opposite angle at the exact same time causing bo...

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Funny story: Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

She was a non-black Oscar nominee with the quiet sophistication of a 1920s porn film. He was a disgusting child molester with an even more disgusting array of party tunes. Yet romance blossomed between this, the oddest of couples, despite the perso...

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Funny story: First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

First Omelette Takeaway Confirmed

A Bournemouth man is celebrating this morning after been confirmed as the first man ever to have ordered an omelette from an Indian restaurant.

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Funny story: Bite-Size Gamuts Available Soon

Bite-Size Gamuts Available Soon

People who find it hard to run the whole gamut will certainly welcome the introduction of so-called bite-sized gamuts this year.

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Funny story: Smiling Norman Tossed Off By Loose Slag

Smiling Norman Tossed Off By Loose Slag

The earth certainly moved for lucky Norman Gingham last Saturday night. "What an experience," he told us from his home yesterday. "It's the first time anything remotely like this has happened to me, I can tell you. What a bloody night that was!"...

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Funny story: Public Call for anti-Europhile Legislation

Public Call for anti-Europhile Legislation

There have been growing protests across Britain for an end to Europhilia, and for the introduction of "Norman's Law", named after Norman Lamont, the former Chancellor whose political career was killed by Europhilia.

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Funny story: Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

Gun nuts lobby to outlaw shooting deaths

American right wing gun nuts the NRA today declared plans to lobby the government in a bid to outlaw death by shooting. The Bill, if successful, would see those shot to death by guns receive a substantial fine, prison sentence or even the death penal...

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Funny story: Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

Ronnie Corbett 'Not Genuine Article' - Shock

The World's ex best-loved comedian, Ronnie Corbett, has made an amazing confession to his loyal fans: "I am not really me," the jovial funnyman said yesterday evening. "I am, in actual fact, a scaled down replica of myself."...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Joins Convent!

Pamela Anderson Joins Convent!

Pamela Anderson, the baywatch babe with the enormous...assets, joined a convent early Thursday morning. After contracting Hepatitis C (amongst other VDs) from ex-hubby, Tommy Lee, she has apparently decided to swear off men.

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Funny story: Chess master destroys opponents soul

Chess master destroys opponents soul

In a remarkable series of events, Chess Master, Peter Andrenov, has destroyed his opponents soul during a clash in Prague.

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Funny story: Neighbours Gets New Family!

Neighbours Gets New Family!

Aussie soap "Neighbours" is to replace the families killed in the forthcoming ant-eater disaster episodes with a new, more hard-hitting, more realistic family. TheSpoof.com brings you the details of who they are exclusively.

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Funny story: Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

In one of the most unexpected events of the year Laughsend .com has been bought out by AOL-TW.

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Funny story: Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

The world famous movie-maker Woody Allen is at the centre of sickening allegations concerning his involvement with underage girls. It is alleged that he heats girls as young as 15 to two hundred degrees Celsius in his oven, marinades them, cuts them...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Does a bit of extra Work here in the UK

Bill Gates Does a bit of extra Work here in the UK

Bill Gates has decided to do a bit of HTML programming here in the UK today!...

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Funny story: Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Get More

Guantanamo Bay Prisoners Get More

In an attempt to compromise with the demands being put forward in court by families of the prisoners being held there, US military officials are increasing the rights of all suspects at Guantanamo Bay, of which there are now in excess of 300. The...

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Funny story: Rod Hull is Alive!

Rod Hull is Alive!

Former British children's presenter Rod Hull, presumed dead after his tragic death in 1998 is alive and well according to a patient at Camarthen Asylum.

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Funny story: Easter Bunny retires after family tragedy

Easter Bunny retires after family tragedy

The Easter Bunny has retired from the business after a long and prosperous reign as the number 1 chocolate delivering animal. His retirement came very shortly after police released information that 3 of Mr. Bunny's 5,258 children were taken hostage a...

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Funny story: Playing Clarinet with a bitch

Playing Clarinet with a bitch

I was 8 years old when I began to play the clarinet. I was forced to by my mother, another one of her passing phases for her to accomplish her dreams through me.

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Funny story: Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

During last nights 'State of London' press conference, London Mayor Ken Livingston confirmed his plans to extend the plans for congestion charges to include pedestrians. Following a 3-week study by leading research group Payas Lotts...

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Funny story: British curlers to pose naked

British curlers to pose naked

Having been the toast of the country, British gold medallist curlers have really felt the publicity drought recently. This has influenced their recent announcement that they are to pose naked for 'front' magazine.

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Funny story: Government Warns of Possible Squirrel Uprising

Government Warns of Possible Squirrel Uprising

Washington officials have confirmed reports that America's squirrels are most likely beginning to organize - and may be planning some kind of a coup.

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