Written by KendoMonkey

Monday, 14 January 2002

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Will there never be chess peace?

In a remarkable series of events, Chess Master, Peter Andrenov, has destroyed his opponents soul during a clash in Prague.

Andrenov who has previously whupped IBM computer, Deep Blue, was said to be losing quite badly at the point in which he allegedly pulled out an ancient book and started chanting.

His opponent, Charles Rampricova, has said that he is a little bit 'worried'.

"Sure, I'm concerned. This is my eternal soul we're talking about. I don't want to be damned just because I took advantage of his weak build up."

Soul expert, John Doodah said: "In my opinion, there is no hope for either player. If there's one thing we've learned from the past it's that meddling in souls is never good for anyone."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Chess

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