Written by Bob Muppet

Monday, 11 February 2002

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"Hendrix died long ago, Clapton is an old man" - Savile

Prince Charles shocked the establishment when he announced that he was the new member of the popular boy/girl band, Hear'say "I'm sick to death of people putting me down" moaned the apprentice king.

"I want to live a bit, ---you know, knock over a few fences, drink a few beers, trash a hotel bedroom, that sort of thing,..... like Hendrix and Clapton".

"But Hendrix died a long time ago, and Clapton is an old man", queried Sir Jimmy Saville, an even older disc jockey.

"Yes, but I was talking to my plants the other day and they said that I would never be king and so I decided that my future lay as a pop idol"

"I can groove and move with the best of 'em", the POW shouted.

"Yea it was only last week I was twisting and rock and rolling with Cilla, Lulu, Shirley Bassey, Elvis and Sting"

"Oh yea! I'm going to be big, real cool, just me and the band"

"Sod mummy!,-----stuff the throne, ---- I'm a pop idol now!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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