Mr. T Returns to TV

Funny story written by Kristin Dreyer Kramer

Monday, 11 February 2002

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T will sport his trademark jewelry in court

The 80s are making a comeback - and so is Mr. T, the gold-chain-wearing, mohawk-sporting tough guy from the 80s TV show, The A-Team. Though the 80s star has been appearing in more and more commercials recently, he's decided that he's once again ready to give TV his full-time commitment.

Combining the comeback of the 80s with the overwhelming success of real-life TV court shows, Mr. T has created a new show - and it's sure to be a hit!

This spring, Mr. T will trade in his muscle shirt for a judicial robe when he premieres his new show, Judge T. Every afternoon, viewers will watch as Judge T takes his place on the bench and verbally abuses the real-life defendants and plaintiffs who have agreed to have their case tried in his court.

Though the first show to air will feature an alleged alimony-delinquent dad and an alleged piggy-bank thief, producers hope that subsequent shows will feature mostly drug dealers and international terrorists.

Mr. T refused to confirm that his former A-Team co-stars will be acting as bailiffs - or that he'll be replacing the traditional gavel with a machine gun. He did, however, growl, "I pity the fool who enters my courtroom."

Check your local listings for time and station information - because this is one new show that you won't want to miss!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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