Written by sharon blanks

Monday, 11 February 2002

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Why won't you let me?!

New evidence has been uncovered in the death of Humpty Dumpty.Nursery Rhyme has it that Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall and Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

However the F.D.A became suspicious that this could be a case of poaching after all the kings horses and all the kings men scrambled to turn states evidence.

Late night talk show host David Letterman, was arrested Saturday afternoon after cooking oil and a skillet was found in his vehicle.

After four hours of interrogation Mr. Letterman finally cracked under pressure.

Sobbing, he explained that since his heart attack in 2000 no one would let him have any eggs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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