Funny story:  Goldman Sachs Can't Eliminate Mysterious Odor of Dirty Rats

Goldman Sachs Can't Eliminate Mysterious Odor of Dirty Rats

New York, NY - The area around the offices of Goldman Sachs in New York City and New Jersey are void of pedestrian and vehicular traffic because of an overwhelming stench resembling the smell of dirty rats emanating from every part of the buildings a...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle takes taxi from Oslo to Brussels after ash closes airports

Susan Boyle takes taxi from Oslo to Brussels after ash closes airports

In the past few days, commercial flights over Northern Europe have been cancelled almost everywhere because of the threat to safety caused by volcanic ash blown by the north winds from Iceland. Travellers have got used to being stuck at airports...
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Funny story:  Ronald Weinland gives reasons for the recent volcanic eruption in Iceland

Ronald Weinland gives reasons for the recent volcanic eruption in Iceland

Ronald Weinland, one of God's TRUE Prophets (according to Weinland) - the other one is Ron's wife - Yes there are ONLY two TRUE Prophets, has spoken out about the main reason why God caused the recent Volcanic eruption in Iceland. "God is angry wi...
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Funny story:  Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Thought For The Day With Rabbi Leopold Bloom

Hello. of the grey sunken cunt of the world a woebegotten sundered. I am sorry. Hello. People often ask me what it is that keeps me happy. What is it, Rabbi, they say? You are always so cheerful. Is it your faith alone keeps you joyful? Why yes, I reply, my faith is my bedrock, of redrock, or sandstone. A dead rock, for a headstone. Heavy, sweet, wild perfume. Then the years, and the piss-st...
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Funny story:  The 'Other' Election Debate

The 'Other' Election Debate

The televised debate between Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg may have grabbed all the news, but it wasn't the only election debate going on. Disgruntled with not being invited, Nick Griffin of the British National Party, Alex Salmond of...
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Funny story:  Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

THE VATICAN, ROME: Pope Benedict XVI celebrated his 83rd birthday here yesterday. After making a birthday wish he blew out most of the candles on his cake with some help from his fancy-frocked Cardinals, Bishops and other sycophantic Vatican minion...
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Funny story:  Volcanic Ash From Iceland Shuts Down London's Heathrow Airport: Even Flights To The South Pole Are Cancelled

Volcanic Ash From Iceland Shuts Down London's Heathrow Airport: Even Flights To The South Pole Are Cancelled

LONDON - Sir Basil Nigel Cheesejoy, deputy director of all Heathrow flights, has stated that all flights originating from "Big H" are cancelled due to, as he so eloquently put it, "All of the damn, friggin, bloomin' ass blitherin', bloody blimey volc...
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Funny story:  Supreme Court Rules In Limerick Form: Monica Lewinsky She Be No Ho

Supreme Court Rules In Limerick Form: Monica Lewinsky She Be No Ho

Breaking a long standing precedent, The United States Supreme Court has decided to issue the following ruling in the form of a limerick. Historically, this has been done only in Scotland back in the 12th Century, but now that the Court is relying...
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Funny story:  George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

George Washington beats the crap out of Presidents

The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington. After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President /...
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Funny story:  Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One (How the World Would Be Different if the Thirteen Colonies Had Lost Their War for Independence)

Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One (How the World Would Be Different if the Thirteen Colonies Had Lost Their War for Independence)

What if the Thirteen Colonies had been unsuccessful in their attempts (almost 250 years ago) to gain their independence from Mother England? How different would our world be today? Down the Rabbit Hole, Part One Sports "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is Howard Cosell coming to you live from Redcoat Soldier Field in Chicago, New Liverpool. I'm joined by my good friend, Dandy Don...
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Funny story:  Pixie Lott Devastated When Simon Cowell Dumped Her Last Year

Pixie Lott Devastated When Simon Cowell Dumped Her Last Year

LONDON - According to rumour and hearsay Pixie Lott was absolutely devastated when Simon Cowell dumped her last year. Lott apparently just laid in bed (by herself) for four solid days. She did not eat, drink, or even pee; except for once but she q...
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Funny story:  Peter Andre To Perform At The Royal Albert Hall With Susan Boyle and Sarah Harding

Peter Andre To Perform At The Royal Albert Hall With Susan Boyle and Sarah Harding

LONDON - Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions has just verified that Peter Andre will in fact be performing a concert together with Susan Boyle, aka SuBo; and Sarah Harding, aka The Hard One at The Royal Albert Hall. Andre has just finished record...
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Funny story:  The only Tory in Scotland

The only Tory in Scotland

The Tories planted Thatcher on Scotland in the 1980's. She hated the Scots and the Scots still detest her and any haw, haw, haw, high and mighty Tory in Scotland. That's why they only have one Member of Parliament from a Scottish constituency. Spa...
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Funny story:  Ben Roethlisberger and the Letter 'R'

Ben Roethlisberger and the Letter 'R'

Despite what is nearly overwhelming evidence, it has now been decided that Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Ben Roethlisberger, will not be forced to face down the dreaded 'R' word. What's more, while he may well be guilty of 'R', his punishment will likely b...
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Funny story:  Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

Leighton Meester Dating Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars

LOS ANGELES - The latest rumor circulating out of Tinsel Town is that electro pop diva Leighton Meester has been seen on several dates with Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars fame. Meester reportedly stated that her and Derek do happen to have...
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Funny story:  Was volcanic ash behind the Kaczynski air crash?

Was volcanic ash behind the Kaczynski air crash?

Krakow - (RIP Mess): World leaders are cancelling on what should have been the blingiest Global Piss Process funeral of the decade. Some 30 heads of state were due to fly in to Krakow on Sunday for President Kaczynski's funeral at the splendifero...
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Funny story:  A Well Known Tabloid Reveals Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Related

A Well Known Tabloid Reveals Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Related

LONDON - One of the world's leading supermarket tabloids, The International Inquirer has just revealed that popular celebs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are actually related. In the May issue of The International Inquirer, an unnamed source...
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Funny story:  Gitane ash continues to cloud Europe, grounding aircraft

Gitane ash continues to cloud Europe, grounding aircraft

Flights across much of the UK have been grounded for a second day as Gitane cigarette ash and second-hand smoke drifts across Europe, posing a potential threat to aircraft and more importantly, British tourism. Air traffic control body GNats said...
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Funny story:  O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 2

O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 2

- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT- Read First Installment - Part 1 Part 2 Dangly McDaniels' House of Whores, Shady St. 2.58 AM. O' Halloran and Pip roll up to the curb and get out. "O' Halloran?" "Yeah?" "Why'd we roll instead of drive? We had a car after all? Seems kinda...retarded" "Thats just the way i roll, Baby". "O...K.
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Funny story:  Liverpool Put Up For Sale

Liverpool Put Up For Sale

Liverpool has been put up for sale. It is thought to be the first time that the UK Government has decided to sell an entire city. A buyer is hoped to be found before the end of the summer. The decision to sell Liverpool follows a severe economic c...
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Funny story:  Football Club Offers Tickets To Stranded Passengers

Football Club Offers Tickets To Stranded Passengers

A football club has offered tickets to passengers stranded at one of the UK's airports following the Icelandic volcano ash incident. Luton Town FC sent a delegation to the local airport when they heard about the dreadful situation. Legendary form...
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Funny story:  Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin has a Pillow Talk with a Founding Father

Sarah Palin has a Pillow Talk with a Founding Father

Wilmington, De. 1782 - On a recent time travel expedition to the late 1700's, Sarah Palin found herself in bed with Jacob Broom, another B-level politician some consider a Founding Father and a man "who knows one when he sees one." According to the report from an ear-witness known only as "Mary," a conversation overheard coming from behind a certain ramshackle wall went something like this: "H...
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Funny story:  "Beautiful on the Outside Couple" Apoplectic Over Obama's Latest Gay Rights Move

"Beautiful on the Outside Couple" Apoplectic Over Obama's Latest Gay Rights Move

"Beautiful on the Outside Couple," Kaitlin Greely and Jonas Applebee, are all over Facebook, Twitter and cell phone networks these days. They are trying to let as many people as possible know they are furious over Obama's latest move toward gay right...
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Funny story:  Surrey Sign W.G. Grace

Surrey Sign W.G. Grace

Surrey County Cricket Club have announced that they have signed W.G. Grace for this season's Twenty20 competition. The former test ace is sure to bring in a large crowd and it will be interesting to see if he can recapture the form that once made him...
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Funny story:  Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

Tebbit on the rampage, Cameron on a hiding to nothing

The rottweiler has returned. Foaming at the mouth and spitting chicken feathers, Lord Tebbit of Toryland, rages at the lack lustre performance of his lapdog, Cameron in the debate of the three terrors. "Terrors," he screamed, "bloody timid Terrie...
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Funny story:  Funny man Danny Bhoy running for Parliament - says "I've had lots of experience..."

Funny man Danny Bhoy running for Parliament - says "I've had lots of experience..."

Word is that comic Danny Bhoy is running for Parliament in the upcoming UK elections. Contacted at a recent Comics Conference the funny man told this equally funny reporter that he believes he is ready to serve his country and what better way to do...
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Funny story:  I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

In my tempestuous youth during the early 1990's I decided that I wanted to join the exclusive, let's call it "TC" elite choir in my high school. The teacher, let's call her Mrs. Rather, said I needed to join the Show Choir, let's call it "SOS", first. I acquiesced to her request. Being a shy and tall girl, it was natural for me to be in the back row, and that is where I stayed. The more tale...
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Funny story:  Shock: Hitler Found In Small English Village

Shock: Hitler Found In Small English Village

Trepidation was palpable in a small village cafe this morning, when local resident Rufus Digby found what appeared to be Adolf Hitlers image in a blackberry muffin. "I could not believe it," cried Mr Digby, 65 of Upper Thatch, "I took a sip of my...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

Sarah Palin Put on 'NO-FLY' List for Inciting Terrorism

The campaign of erstwhile GOP presidential candidate, Sarah Palin, ran into an unexpected snag, Friday, when she was refused entry, on a flight from Baltimore to Pittsburg. "I don't get what the big deal is," said Palin, a lifetime member of the N...
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Funny story:  Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Megastar and producer Mel Gibson entered a crisis center in California today to deal with the grief of losing his Russian hottie Oksana Grigorieva. The action came from the Russian government announcing that all children adopted from the west must be...
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Funny story:  Tea-Baggers Dumped In Boston Harbor!

Tea-Baggers Dumped In Boston Harbor!

No sooner had the Tea-Bagger rally against taxes started in Boston on Thursday, when a fleet of large helicopters flew over the gathering and dropped a gigantic net. A news organization is reporting that the effort was organized and paid for by a...
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Funny story:  Iceland Ash Cloud Result of Huge Stoner Party

Iceland Ash Cloud Result of Huge Stoner Party

While the World Health Organization continues to manage the supposed ill effects of a volcanic ash cloud originating from Iceland, thousands of recreational drug users still on the Northern volcanic island are laughing at the havoc they know they cau...
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Funny story:  New Chat Show to be hosted by Derek Acorah

New Chat Show to be hosted by Derek Acorah

Top celebrity psychic medium, Derek Acorah has been approached to host a new chat show. To stand out from the crowd, Acorah will not be interviewing the latest celebrities plugging new movies, new songs or new books. Instead he will be interviewin...
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Funny story:  Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

Girl shot in the arse at takeaway buys the farm

A 16-year-old girl who was shot in the arse at a takeaway restaurant in east London has died. Agnes Sina-Inakoju-Umbimkalu-Agapangupo-Dikaloku-Winterbottom, was shot through the rear entrance of Hoxton Chicken and Pizza on in Hackney by two Spurs...
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Funny story:  Rooney has reason to celebrate

Rooney has reason to celebrate

"WAYNE ROONEY and Cesc Fabregas could join a very select band to lift the PFA Player of the Year award and the Young Player prize in the same season. Wayne Rooney is a strong favourite to win the senior award from his fellow pros. He was named on...
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Funny story:  Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports overcrowded due to Volcanic Ash Cloud

Airports across the country are reporting higher than average number of people arriving at their airports, not despite the ash cloud hanging over Europe, but because of it. With every flight in and out of UK airspace grounded due to the ash cloud...
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Funny story:  Band of Apes to Challenge Darwin's Theory of Evolution

Band of Apes to Challenge Darwin's Theory of Evolution

A band of African Mountain Gorillas has arrived in Washington D.C. for a hearing in District Court to debunk Darwin's Theory of Evolution, and challenge the findings in the famous Scopes Monkey Trial that allows the teaching in public schools that ma...
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Funny story:  Icelandic Volcano Releases Giant Plume Of Marijuana Smoke

Icelandic Volcano Releases Giant Plume Of Marijuana Smoke

Reykjavik, Iceland - The volcano Mount Ganjabooweed is releasing much more than ash and dust with its spectacular eruptions, far above the Arctic Circle. The smoking volcano is also exhaling gigantic plumes of marijuana. There is enough smoke being...
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Funny story:  Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Liverpool F.C. Sold to Owners of Taco Bell

Following the recent announcement that the Liverpool Football Club was up for sale, American food conglomerate, Yum Brands, has reportedly stepped in with an attractive offer to assume full ownership. While team co-owners Tom Hicks and George Gill...
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Funny story:  Obama to NASA: Translated into English

Obama to NASA: Translated into English

President Barack Obama on Thursday addressed a crowd of NASA employees about to discover unemployment for the first times in their lives. Some of these are actually second and third generation workers whose mothers and fathers, grandmothers and g...
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Funny story:  Massive Missouri meteor swoops over Truman presidential library

Massive Missouri meteor swoops over Truman presidential library

Independence, Missouri - (Portents): "Last time anything extraterrestrial like this happened was 8 May 1984, the centenary of Truman's birth," a presidential library intern said today. "A blinding white light swooped low over the ceremonial wreat...
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Funny story:  Birchers and Tea Partiers Protest Against Cal-el

Birchers and Tea Partiers Protest Against Cal-el

John Birch Society and Tea Party leaders recently announced that they are planning a protest of D.C. Comics and TheSpoof.com to denounce Superman as an American symbol. John F. McManus sent the following letter to TheSpoof.com: Dear TheSpoof.com, You have a Commie Socialist Red working at your newspaper. Just look at his uniform. He wears a red cape that flaps in the wind like a Com...
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Funny story:  There's two sides to every story

There's two sides to every story

TO MY DEAR GIRLFRIEND During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 7 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you...
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Funny story:  Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland  brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Bjork sings "Its Oh So Quiet" as Iceland brings UK Airports to complete Silence

Icelandic Singer-Songwriter Bjork, is to re-release her single "Its Oh So Quiet", after the Volcanic dust cloud, that has come from the eruption of the volcano in Iceland, has brought complete silence to UK Airports. Strangely the song written by...
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Funny story:  Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

Meg Whitman's Plan: Turn California Red Ink to California Red, Inc.

SACRAMENTO, California - Meg Whitman, former eBuy CEO and candidate for Governor of California, says she wants to ruin the state "a little more like a business." Whitman, 53, who first registered to vote in 2002, is believed to be ruining on the R...
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Funny story:  Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Polish pilots "Saw it coming"

Cockpit voice recordings, released by authorities in Russia today, prove an unlucky guess caused last Saturday's crash which killed many senior Polish politicians. Prior to the crash, the sound of clinking glasses, singing and the telling of rude...
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Funny story:  Vatican Approves Playchick Spread

Vatican Approves Playchick Spread

Vatican press agent Father Gropesakid today announced unanimous vatican approval for Playchick's 2011 Easter Edition. The Holy See has ordered the first 10,000 copies to be shipped by Vatican's own subsidairy UPASS "United Paedophile Association of S...
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Funny story:  Coleen Rooney leads fashion brigade at Aintree

Coleen Rooney leads fashion brigade at Aintree

Coleen Rooney scrubbed up well as she attended her 7th visit to Aintree's Ladies' Day, sporting a little black dress. Wayne wasn't at Aintree, probably at home nursing a sore foot and babysitting little Kai. Coleen seems to enjoy the limeligh...
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Funny story:  Pope calls for 'penances' for priests who abused boys

Pope calls for 'penances' for priests who abused boys

It just doesn't seem right. OK, this writer is not a Catholic and maybe doesn't totally understand the word of 'penance'. It seems to me that when Catholics go to Confession they are given a 'penance' by the priest listening to their confession. If the pennance is completed then they are 'forgiven their sins'. Oh great! I want to be a Catholic....... Surely the Pope does NOT believe this...
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Funny story:  Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Soul Transfer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart & Soul Transfer

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart, are not just interested in vampires, they are fascinated with a case of possible soul transfer in Croatia. A 13 year old girl from the Croatian town of Knin, fell into a mysterious coma and later woke up spe...
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Funny story:  Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

Going...Going...Green: Hollywood Recycles Everything!

HOLLYWOOD - Pass the pipe, and pull the plug, cause it's reinvent the wheel time in Hollywood yet again. Which means, of course, that any optimistic thoughts that something new and reasonably original might soon be coming to the nearest multi-plex, should, for the next little few, be properly stowed. Or, at the very least, temporarily put in turnaround, until further notice. In other words,...
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Funny story:  Justices, 5-4 Reject Cartoon Character Spending Limits

Justices, 5-4 Reject Cartoon Character Spending Limits

Washington - Overruling two precedents about cartoon character's First Amendment rights, the bitterly divided Supreme Joke of a Court on Thursday ruled that the government may not interfere with the outright purchase of the next congress by cartoon c...
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Funny story:  Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

Cardinals' plot uncovered - Pope is 'sacrificial lamb'

The media world is in a frenzy after secret Vatican documents were discovered that appeared to show Pope Benedict XVI was chosen specifically to 'take the rap' for church excesses in recent decades. "Given Joseph Ratzinger's advanced age and his e...
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Funny story:  Icelandic Ash Claims First UK Victim

Icelandic Ash Claims First UK Victim

On Wednesday, the unpronounceable volcano Eyjafjallajoekull erupted for the first time in over two centuries. The last time it erupted it caused a mini-ice age in Europe that killed tens of thousands; and this time around, it is no less devastating,...
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Funny story:  Meow Meow ban comes into force in UK

Meow Meow ban comes into force in UK

A ban on caterwauling has come into force across the UK. Legislation placing the ghastly cat scream and other related noises in the Class B category alongside barking and dolphin clicking was rushed through Parliament. The government's noise pollu...
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Funny story:  Delinquent Astronauts Test Mission Control's Patience

Delinquent Astronauts Test Mission Control's Patience

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida - Continued delays in completing their daily chores prompted flight controllers to schedule an early bedtime for two troublemaking members of the space shuttle Discovery crew, who will not be allowed to stay up past 9 p.m. Fri...
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Funny story:  Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

Elin Nordegren Says That TigerBoy Is Toast!

DUBAI - Mrs. Eldrick Tont Woods, better known these days as Elin Nordegren was vacationing in Dubai, India when she was asked about the status of her marriage to Tiger "Dick With Feet" Woods. Nordegren grinned and stated that she has finally decid...
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Funny story:  American Idol Adam Lambert Insures Crotch for $100 Million

American Idol Adam Lambert Insures Crotch for $100 Million

Los Angeles, CA - A top London insurers. perhaps best known for its unusual insurance policies on various body parts of the rich and famous, including Tina Turner's legs, Celine Dion's vocal chords, and burlesque stripper, Tempest Storm's breasts, ha...
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Funny story:  Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

BEVERLY HILLS - Larry King, the 76-year-old host of CNN's Live With Larry King has just announced that he has filed for divorce from his eighth wife Shawn Southwick King. King, joked that he was giving that other King from England, Henry VIII, a b...
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Funny story:  Fox News Best at Dumbing Down America

Fox News Best at Dumbing Down America

Results of a preliminary study conducted by the Institute for the Dumbing Down of America (IDDA), Fox News Group has come out way ahead of any other television network news provider as having phenomenal success in creating misinformed, less intellige...
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Funny story:  Whales peace plan set to sink or swim

Whales peace plan set to sink or swim

A proposal aimed at bridging the split between whales and sharks will almost certainly come to King Neptune for a decision this year. Sources say it could involve sharks accepting quotas below current levels; but Iceland is opposing proposed catch...
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Funny story:  Winnie the Pooh Exhausted by iPad Service

Winnie the Pooh Exhausted by iPad Service

When iPad users learned they'd be getting a free copy on the iPad of the Winnie the Pooh book by AA Milne, they were very excited. Their response was "Aw . . . isn't that cute?" But that's not the response of the Pooh. Spoof reporter Gail Farr...
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Funny story:  Pixie Lott And Pete Doherty To Form The Brand New Clean Libertines

Pixie Lott And Pete Doherty To Form The Brand New Clean Libertines

LONDON - Pete Doherty, one of the original members of The Libertines and later The Babyshambles has just announced that he and Pixie Lott will be regrouping The Libertines under the new name The Brand New Clean Libertines. The 31-year-old Doherty...
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Funny story:  Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

Famous Lesbian Couple Splits: Rock and Roller Melissa Etheridge Dumped By Wife Tammy Etheridge

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks. Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become ins...
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Funny story:  Rachel Weisz Puts Fingers on Location in Jackie O Film

Rachel Weisz Puts Fingers on Location in Jackie O Film

Rachel Weisz is adamant in her efforts to put the O in her current film about Jackie Kennedy with a masturbation scene director Sam Pudcuffer calls demented. The specific scene is during the Cuban missile crisis when it appears the world is going...
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Funny story:  US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

US District Atheist Barbara Crabby says Prayer Day Unconstitutional

Devout Athiest and known feminazi Judge Barbara Crabby has declared that Prayer Day is unconstitutional since it violates the Constitution's instruction of separation of Church and State. Prayer Day has been recognized on the first Thursday of Ma...
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Funny story:  Al Gore  suing  Obama administration

Al Gore suing Obama administration

In a shocking break from party lines Vice president and Nobel peace-prize winner Al gore is suing the Obama administration for "gross negligence" over environmental issues. He stated that the planet is running out of trees for paper needed to supp...
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Funny story:  Eurovision Debate Contest First Round

Eurovision Debate Contest First Round

ITV aired the first round of the Eurovision Debate Contest from Manchester tonight. Families crowded round their TV sets and groups of friends organised Eurovision parties where it is the custom to wee yourself after a night of drinking cheap vino...
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Funny story:  Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

Police Follow up on a Missing Person in the Averted Natural Gas Explosion

San Francisco CA: Police officers were once again called to a parking garage in the 2700 block of Lombard Street in the early morning hours of April 13, 2010. The parking garage manager had called 911 saying "his parking lot attendant was missing."...
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53
10th
49
11th
53
12th
47
13th
65
14th
58
15th
71
16th
70
17th
57
18th
57
19th
62
20th
73
21st
89
22nd
88
23rd
68
24th
50
25th
56
26th
53
27th
47
28th
54
29th
55
30th
55
 

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