Funny story: Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Porn star turned semi-naked fire-eating singer Tia Brodie - the bare-breasted babe who made Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan sweat but left ice-maiden Amanda Holden cold on Britain's Got Talent is desperate to perform a naked fire-act in front of sullen...
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Funny story: Life without sex - Is it so bad?

Life without sex - Is it so bad?

In many ways, the idea of a celibate lifestyle, as supposedly practised by the Catholic Church, is viewed with amusement and puzzlement among believers and non-believers alike. At best a sad and lonely state, at worst a twisted perversion of sexualit...
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Funny story: Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the document was believed to b...
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Funny story: Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

Dr Who Who Do You Think, You Are

As correctly claimed in a recent, Spoof story the new Dr Who Matt Smith will appear on the BBC TV Series Who Do You Think You Are. Quite often the, celebrities who appear on, the show get a surprise when they dig up their, roots. The last, Dr Who...
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Funny story: Second Dumbest Man on Earth is Ghost Writer for Bush Memoir

Second Dumbest Man on Earth is Ghost Writer for Bush Memoir

Larry Kones, known as the Second Dumbest Man on Earth, has completed the memoir of the presidency of George W. Bush hitting the discount bins at bookstores nationwide on November 9. Ghost writer Kones was chosen from a pool of candidates known fo...
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Funny story: Jack Tweed found not guilty of doing anything

Jack Tweed found not guilty of doing anything

The widow of the late Jade Goody was found not guilty in court today of doing anything worthwhile or interesting. Jack Tweed or Jack Shit as he's probably not known to his friends walked free from Snaresbrook Crown Court and was looking forward to...
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Funny story: Fred Flintstone Furious at, "Fred Flinstone" Spoof False Impressons

Fred Flintstone Furious at, "Fred Flinstone" Spoof False Impressons

Famous cartoon caveman, Fred Flintstone, is angry that a recent story in The Spoof about, a similar-sounding caveman one, Fred Flinstone who frequents drive in theartere "Stonhenge, might" make people who don't know better think, that the story is ab...
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Funny story: Swedish royal wedding bombs as Bush's son Jonas Bergstrom 'shags Norwegian handball star'

Swedish royal wedding bombs as Bush's son Jonas Bergstrom 'shags Norwegian handball star'

Sweden - (Stockholm Syndrome): The royal wedding of Princess Madeleine and George W Bush's Swedish son Jonas Bergstrom has been scratched. Tanned, blue-eyed 31 year-old lawyer Bergstrom has blown it - and all because of a one night stand with lus...
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Funny story: Free Cocaine for student voters

Free Cocaine for student voters

The Liberal Democratic Party, famous for their liberal attitude towards recreational drugs, are promising "at least" a couple of grams of Bolivian Marching Powder to every student who agrees to vote LibDem on 6th May. Sniff O'Tooter, the party's D...
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Funny story: Wife Throws Away Collection Of Gold Coins; Thought They Had Expired Dates

Wife Throws Away Collection Of Gold Coins; Thought They Had Expired Dates

John Milsap, a retired 89 year old farmer from Stanton, Nebraska, reported that his wife, Irina, threw away his collection of gold Double Eagle coins that he stored in a 10 gallon milk can located in the hay-loft of his barn. He estimated that there...
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Funny story: Jesse James Says He Would Love To Meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater"

Jesse James Says He Would Love To Meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater"

LONG BEACH, California - According to Jesse James' main tattooist, Dusty "Bubba" Applecutter, the soon-to-be-no-longer Mr. Sandra Bullock wants to meet Tia Brodie, aka "The Fire Eater" so bad he can taste her. James who has been keeping a low prof...
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Funny story: Politicians told to stop using the F-word

Politicians told to stop using the F-word

The Office of Fair campaigning (OFC) has intervened in the election campaign following scores of complaints from your intrepid reporter. BubblyIan is completely sick of the over-use of the F-word in campaigning. All the parties have been saying th...
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Funny story: Australian Cane Toad Sausage Cures Erectile Dysfunction

Australian Cane Toad Sausage Cures Erectile Dysfunction

Brainbugs down under have stumbled on what to do with the menacing cane toads by grinding the evil little hoppers into sausage. The toads are notorious for their ugly and toxic nature and have been poisoning the local endangered wildlife. Spe...
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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan Condemned to Child Star Hell!

Lindsay Lohan became the first casualty of the 'Lost' rip-off film 'The Other Side' when producers sent her to big girl Hollywood time out for the rest of her career. Lindsay is best known for her past Disney days and current ample breasts and wi...
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Funny story: Glenn Beck Comes Clean Saying Teabaggers Can't Handle the Truth

Glenn Beck Comes Clean Saying Teabaggers Can't Handle the Truth

Glenn Beck, in what can only be called a rare show of conscience, admitted that most of what he's been telling listeners on his television and radio shows happen to be lies that he has perpetrated in order to continue to rile up the right. But before...
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Funny story: Next Dr Who will be female

Next Dr Who will be female

In accordance with the requirements under the Inequalities Act 2010 to discriminate in favour of women, the BBC have announced that the next Doctor Who MUST be female. A spokeswoman said,"As with all other media outlets, super-heroes must now all...
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Funny story: Bernanke Bankrupts GM

Bernanke Bankrupts GM

Think tank BAI (Bubble Analytics Institute) has credited Ben Bernanke with forcing General Motors Corp the the brink of bankruptcy. By driving the fed rate down from 5.25 to 2.0 in just a few months, Bernanke caused the value of the dollar to plun...
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Funny story: Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Kermit the Frog Swears off Pork, Now Dating a Cow

Following a tumultuous break up between famed television and stage actors, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, Kermit was apparently seen having a romantic dinner with Kirstie Alley at the Roma Café in Midtown Manhattan. No stranger to controversy, Ke...
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Funny story: All parties agree to scrap Human Rights

All parties agree to scrap Human Rights

In a rare show of unanimity, all the political parties, including BNP and UKIP, agreed to scrap the Human Rights Act. A Labour party spokeswoman said, "we have cross-party support for this. Scrapping the Human Rights Act is extremely popular in th...
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Funny story: The Pope should "take the shame"

The Pope should "take the shame"

Young people in the UK have many disarming phrases meant as put downs and to which there is no answer. One favourite is "take the shame!" You acted like a numpty, a div, a tool are some of the kindest definitions of this phrase. Perhaps "what a tr...
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Funny story: Extremist clerics forbid Kenyans not wearing Burka's to watch the World Cup!

Extremist clerics forbid Kenyans not wearing Burka's to watch the World Cup!

Extremist clerics in Northern-Kenya have warned all 'footy' fans, male or female, "if they don't wear Burka's whilst watching the World Cup, they will be banned." This has caused an outrage in many parts of "footy nutty" Kenya especially amongst m...
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Funny story: Mini-Me, Vern Troyer Offers to Wed Kate Gosselin

Mini-Me, Vern Troyer Offers to Wed Kate Gosselin

The news that Kate Gosselin is shopping for a husband is generating a lot of buzz about Hollywood and several B-list actors are coming forward to help her in her quest. "I've even gotten a few proposals from women to become my life partner," says Kat...
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Funny story: Man Collapses on Busy Sidewalk, is Stepped Over by at Least 200 of his Facebook Friends

Man Collapses on Busy Sidewalk, is Stepped Over by at Least 200 of his Facebook Friends

Harry Salimi, a 52 year old New York resident, was walking his dog in a busy thoroughfare on Wednesday morning, when a sudden dizzy spell and radiating pains from his right hand sent him sprawling to the ground in a dramatic and outrageous fashion af...
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Funny story: Cambridge Congestion Charge nearer part 2

Cambridge Congestion Charge nearer part 2

Further to the previous story on a massive expansion in traffic lights, Cambridge Council announced today the rejection of yet another really practical, sensible and logical idea to reduce congestion in the city. A spokeswoman said, "BubblyIan con...
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Funny story: English Muffins' Famed "Nooks and Crannies" a Danger to Consumers?

English Muffins' Famed "Nooks and Crannies" a Danger to Consumers?

The Thomas' English Muffins we've all grown up with may be hazardous to our health, a new study shows. Dr. Eg Salád, a biologist at UCLA, claims his research shows "the Crannies, when consumed steadily over a period of time, are carcinogenic." "F...
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Funny story: Zookeeper proves age-old adage

Zookeeper proves age-old adage

Zoo keeper Friedrich Reiseldt fed his constipated elephant 22 doses of animal laxative and more then a bushel of berries figs and prunes before the plugged up pachyderm finally got relief. Investigators say ill-fated Fred, nearly 46, was giving t...
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Funny story: Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

Top Secret Document Left in Cab Details Ianaire Hostile Takeover of Major Cruise Line!

The financial markets had their balls in a uproar today after yet another Top Secret document was left behind in a London Cab, apparently by a high ranking member of Ireland's High Flying but Low Frills, some would say Spartan Airline, Ianaire! Ac...
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Funny story: Criminals to be bar-coded

Criminals to be bar-coded

Labour's desperate attempts to demonstrate that they will be tough on crime, if the electorate give them another chance after 13 years of disaster, moved a step closer. Labour party spokeswoman said,"We wanted to improve the efficiency of the Poli...
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Funny story: Arizona: "If You're Brown Don't Go To Town"

Arizona: "If You're Brown Don't Go To Town"

"If you're tan, stay in the van!" These kinds of words are being heard all over Arizona and elsewhere this week as Latinos consider their future in America. Is the new Arizona law indicative of their future in the USA? As Mariachi bands disbanded...
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Funny story: Obama racewhorse Audacity of Hope runs in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas

Obama racewhorse Audacity of Hope runs in Saturday's 2,000 Guineas

Newmarket - (WhoresWhisperers): The Red Ransom/Alien A colt is a best-priced 100/1 shot with internet bookies Aintgottaprayer.con for Saturday's renewal of the first Classic of the season. A six furlong workout this morning with stable companions...
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Funny story: 'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

'Wanna Be' Hilton Versus 'Has Been' Lohan Fight Scheduled

Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to face each other in the boxing ring. Accusations...
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Funny story: Yemen suicide bombing - Envoy okay

Yemen suicide bombing - Envoy okay

Government officials have confirmed that Ambassador Tim Torlot is safe and was not injured in the blast which today rocked the Yemen capital Sanaa. The only reported casualty was the suicide bomber himself who was reported to have been wearing a scho...
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Funny story: Pensioners Will Be Blamed For Global Warming

Pensioners Will Be Blamed For Global Warming

The far-right BNP have released claims that a future Lib-Dem, Labour, Conservative or UKIP government would seek to bolster claims for the existence of global warming by linking it to the growth in the number of pensioners. Speaking at the launch...
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Funny story: The Three Stooges return for TV debate finale

The Three Stooges return for TV debate finale

London - (Hustings): A classic reworking of the cult TV series pilot Jerks of All Trades will see the Three Stooges - a.k.a. Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg - give their last public performance this Thursday. The televised grand finale...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah in library trouble

Derek Acorah in library trouble

Internationally acclaimed psychic sensation, Derek Acorah was arrested yesterday outside his home in Scarisnrick, Southport. Acorah, sixty-two, has persistently ignored reminders from Southport library to return three overdue library books. In 200...
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Funny story: Wortham Loses Tournament but Dominates Local News

Wortham Loses Tournament but Dominates Local News

P.M. Wortham engaged the world's best Euchre players this past weekend in an epic charity card playing event. Though coming short on the overall points victory, Wortham's good looks and engaging personality were enough of a draw to be featured in th...
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Funny story: Bubbles the Chimp admits he wrote Michael Jackson's hits

Bubbles the Chimp admits he wrote Michael Jackson's hits

With the dust finally settled over the death of Michael Jackson, his former chimpanzee, Bubbles, has come forward with the astonishing claim that it was he not Michael Jackson that had written most of Jackson's biggest hits. "Smooth Criminal was m...
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Funny story: Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the UK has resulted in Scotland being beatified due to a grammatical error. The original itinerary stated that: "..the Pope would take in Birmingham as part of the planned beatification of Cardinal John Newman and Scot...
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Funny story: Series 8: Get real, ash cloud attack

Series 8: Get real, ash cloud attack

During last weeks UK Prime Minister electoral debate Gordon Browns message to Nick Clegg was a gritty 'get real' followed with a note of 'I deal with these situations every day'. These comments were widely regarded as a poke at the weaker kid we but...
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Funny story: Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Paedophile priests - theological dilemma 'cracked'

Pope Benedict XVI announced today that senior scholars at the Vatican had 'cracked' the theological dilemma presented by paedophile priests. The dilemma exists because "Our lord, in his revelations to Moses, forgot to mention that sex with minors...
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Funny story: Fred Flinstone claimed Stonhenge was a drive in Movie Theatre

Fred Flinstone claimed Stonhenge was a drive in Movie Theatre

The diaries of Fred Flinstone, and his friend Barney Rubble, were found today in the remains of a small town called Bedrock. Remarkably the diaries were in good condition for their age and revealed an important insight into the lives of a caveman.
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Funny story: Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

Dr Who to appear on Who Do You Think You Are

The new Dr Who, Matt Smith, is to appear on the television series Who Do You Think You Are, which is a genealogy programme that traces back peoples family tree which usually results in some surprising results. Former Dr Who David Tennant, was prev...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson believes Stephen Hawking is Right

Robert Pattinson, believes Stephen Hawking, is right we should not contact Aliens, as the outcome could lead to the destruction of the human race. Hawking speaking with his robotic voice reckons that Aliens coming to earth would be much the same a...
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Funny story: Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

Justin Bieber Turns Down An Offer To Go On A Date With Kathy Griffin

HOLLYWOOD - 16-year-old Justin Bieber (pronounced JUS-TIN BEE-Ber) has just stated that he received an email from Kathy Griffin, host of the cable reality show, My Life On The D-List. Bieber said that Ms. Griffin told him that she has completely b...
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Funny story: Ke$ha To Record The Selena Gomez Hit "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty"

Ke$ha To Record The Selena Gomez Hit "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty"

LOS ANGELES - Ke$ha, aka L.A.'s Glitter Girl has said that she will be recording the hit by Selena Gomez "I'm A Cutey And So's My Booty." Talk show host, American Idol judge, and overall lesbian fun guy Ellen DeGeneres has said about Ke$ha that sh...
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Funny story: The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

The Lindsay Lohan - Perez Hilton Feud Is Heating Up Like Hell!

HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...
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Funny story: Rooney voted Shrek of the year

Rooney voted Shrek of the year

Wayne Rooney has been Shrek of the year by other actors at the Cannes Film Festival. The Manchester United striker, who has scored 34 goals this season, beat off competition from Didier Drogba, Carlos Tevez and Cesc Fabregas. Rooney, 24, said:...
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Funny story: Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

Woman Sheds 42 Pounds Doing Shopping Cart Cha-Cha

A new exercise craze is sweeping America by storm. It's not Pilates, it's not aerobics, and it's not tai chi or any number of other workout routines already heard of. This one is based on getting up on your feet, driving the mini-van to the nearest s...
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Funny story: Mike Tyson Has Been Banned From Mickey Mouse Land For Reportedly Biting Off One Of Minnie Mouse's Ears

Mike Tyson Has Been Banned From Mickey Mouse Land For Reportedly Biting Off One Of Minnie Mouse's Ears

ANAHEIM, California - Reports coming out of Mickey Mouse Land are that former world champion heavyweight boxer Mike Tyson has been banned permanently from the theme park. The word out of the Left Coast amusement park is that Tyson was walking down...
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Funny story: Twinkie Classified as a Vegetable; School Boards Rejoice

Twinkie Classified as a Vegetable; School Boards Rejoice

The FDA announced this week that Twinkie, a popular food item distributed by Hostess and owned by Texas-based Hostess, is now classified as a vegetable. The Twinkie as a Vegetable referendum refers to a United States Department of Agriculture (U...
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Funny story: The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' To Perform At Buckingham Palace For The Queen

The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' To Perform At Buckingham Palace For The Queen

LONDON - Mollie King and Una Healy, singers with the British all-girl band The Saturdays were thrilled to learn that they will be performing a command performance for the queen mother herself Elizabeth II. The Saturdays first hit single entitled "...
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Funny story: Tia "Fire Eater" Brodie, of Britain's Got Talent and Ashley Cole Seen Shopping in Soho For a Fire Extinguisher

Tia "Fire Eater" Brodie, of Britain's Got Talent and Ashley Cole Seen Shopping in Soho For a Fire Extinguisher

LONDON - One of the most famous 'Fire Performers' in history, Tia Brodie, was seen shopping hand in hand with none other than Ashley Cole, estranged husband of Cheryl Cole, BFF of Derek Hough. The couple was out and about the day after Brodie had...
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Funny story: Mollie King of The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' Has Been Secretly Texting Russell Brand

Mollie King of The All-Girl Band 'The Saturdays' Has Been Secretly Texting Russell Brand

PIMLICO, England - Mollie King, singer with The Saturday's, has reportedly been secretly texting Russell Brand. The 22-year-old's house maid, identified as Virginia Powervox, stated that Mollie has been infatuated with Brand ever since she saw him...
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