Funny story: Lenny Henry Breaks His Silence - The "Truth" About Dawn French

Lenny Henry Breaks His Silence - The "Truth" About Dawn French

Heartbroken comedian Lenny Henry today poured his heart out to Skoob News following revelations that his marital indiscretions with Merry Chain, 26, some blonde from Yorkshire, were to blame for the break up of his 25 year marriage to Dawn French.
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Funny story: Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Walkers Get Goods on Houston

Space Shuttle Discovery astronauts Rick Mastracchio and Clayton Anderson, while performing a space walk Sunday, had a little fun with ground controllers. But the joke may be on them before this mission ends. Mary Magellan, a ten-year veteran of ov...
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Funny story: Erskin Quint and Victor Nicholas Return Victorious from Sloth Hunt

Erskin Quint and Victor Nicholas Return Victorious from Sloth Hunt

Well known writers for TheSpoof.com Erskin Quint and Victor Nicholas recently returned from a successful hunting expedition to the furthest reaches of the Conga River in search of the elusive and rarely captured Cheetah Sloth. Safe and sound after...
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Funny story: Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Camilla of Cornwall breaks leg - ends up being shot

Her Grand National dreams are over. After defying all odds as filly of the year - ordained to win the top cash purse - Camilla of Cornwall proved herself to be just another old nag. Unable to deliver in the grand manner that was expected of her C...
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Funny story: Gary Neville joins team GB 2012 plus other football lies

Gary Neville joins team GB 2012 plus other football lies

After all the shocks of the past week, it should come as no surprise the announcement that Gary Neville has joined team GB for London 2012. After Alex Ferguson's appraisal of his pace,saying he's faster than French winger, Franc Ribery. Athletics off...
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Funny story: Nick Griffin 'Inconsolable' Over Polish Kaczynski Air Disaster

Nick Griffin 'Inconsolable' Over Polish Kaczynski Air Disaster

As mourners lined the streets of Warsaw and other Polish cities today to mourn the loss Of President Kaczynski, his wife Maria and 95 other souls, they may have been more than a little surprised to learn of an ulikely UK figure being left broken-hear...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods quits Golf

Tiger Woods quits Golf

Shock news after the Masters at Augusta as Tiger Woods announced he is going to give up playing golf. Woods was in contention on the final day to regain the Green Jacket after his brief sabbatical from the PGA tour, however a series of poor drives...
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Funny story: Enough is enough say Susan Boyle UK fans the world has to know the truth

Enough is enough say Susan Boyle UK fans the world has to know the truth

Three UK Susan Boyle fans have made the ultimate sacrifice tonight. On the banks of the River Mersey, near Runcorn, these fans have ritually cremated ever last CD, DVD, scrapbook and personal memory of their idol. They contacted all the major UK...
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Funny story: Ratzinger arrest warrant 'for disgusting George W Bush cover-up'

Ratzinger arrest warrant 'for disgusting George W Bush cover-up'

London - (Holy Shit!!) - A warrant for the arrest of the Pope asserts he colluded in covering-up George W Bush's sordid UK sex escapade career 'on the Queen's orders'. The documents claim Joe Ratzinger 'was shielding his secret Nazi wife' when he...
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Funny story: A flat dropped frm BBC Radio 4

A flat dropped frm BBC Radio 4

There has been some hasty rescheduling of presenters at BBC Radio 4 in the last few weeks. As it has become apparent that the Conservatives may win the election the requirement for flat 'a's has been revised. Flat 'a's were introduced with the adv...
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Funny story: Katie Price In Text Sex Shocker

Katie Price In Text Sex Shocker

Hot on the heels of the news that Katie Price and dog- fighting set-dressing husband Alex Reid are trying 'like the clappers' for a baby all of their very own, comes what the tabloid press have already dubbed Text-Sex-Gate. With the revelation tha...
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Funny story: Pope should be fired first in latest Vatican edict that clergy who concealed abuse should be dismissed

Pope should be fired first in latest Vatican edict that clergy who concealed abuse should be dismissed

THE VATICAN: The powerful head of Italy's bishops has agreed that anybody in the Church who was responsible for mishandling, minimizing or attempting to cover-up the sexual abuse of children should be dismissed. "Let's start with the Pope", said...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown mistake: "I should've called a snap election in 2007"

Gordon Brown mistake: "I should've called a snap election in 2007"

LONDON - ENGLAND: In the last few days to the final countdown England's favorite brooding Scot is wondering what could have been. I could have been the real PM he has been saying loudly. As the other dark horses are pulling away Gordon is thinki...
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Funny story: Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Shoe throwing Tax to start from Monday!

Metropolitan Police Chief, Brian Panzer, went live on TV this evening to announce that Muslim Protestors would be allowed to throw shoes from Monday as an expression of anger during protests! However, Alistair Darling also went live on TV shortly...
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Funny story: Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Separatist lesbians vow to rub out President Kaczynski's 'terrible twin' brother Jaroslaw: KGB

Smolensk - (Tunguska Firecracker Mess): Jaroslaw Kaczynski's famous 2005 statement "The affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. No way, Jose! Not in my backside, er...backyard!" has really rattled Polish separatist les...
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Funny story: Stars come to the aid of Greece

Stars come to the aid of Greece

Greece is broke but help is at hand for the Hellenic people in the form of a charity single written by George Michael and featuring a number of stars of Greek origin. Musicians Tommy Lee and Jeff Buckley will be joined by film and TV stars such as...
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Funny story: Edinburgh IT consultants sarcasm turns to sympathy as he realises the full extent of the fanatics failings

Edinburgh IT consultants sarcasm turns to sympathy as he realises the full extent of the fanatics failings

Callum, from Edinburgh, a true Twitter twiddler finally got the message that the Susan Boyle fanatics are without humour. As he follows the Susan Boyle tweets, he has noticed that every tweet pointing at thespoof.com articles is followed by subo f...
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Funny story: Turk sues over 'Greek' yoghurt

Turk sues over 'Greek' yoghurt

A Turk is suing a Norwegian dairy for over $4m after learning from a Norwegian friend that his face is being featured on containers of Greek-style yoghurt being sold in Norway. Mikos Malenkia was astounded when he received a phonecall from his fri...
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Funny story: Organ Donor Appalled at NHS Eye Error

Organ Donor Appalled at NHS Eye Error

Panic swept through the kingdom today as the composite list of over 800,000 Britons was mistakenly sorted through a lotto machine. The random redistribution of donor's desire was a direct result of cost cutting measures or possibly one pissed off...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle, you see the trouble with me? My Boyle Factor is protection against it.

Susan Boyle, you see the trouble with me? My Boyle Factor is protection against it.

Spare a thought for Susan Boyle today, she has just seen her Celtic bhoys booted out of the Scottish Cup and wrings her hand at what might have been. She has watched the "new Susan Boyle" from Taiwan, on her iPad, scrutinising the video gathering...
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Funny story: 'CSI Screening' will check out prospective employees

'CSI Screening' will check out prospective employees

It's true, a CSI Agency is in place in Canada to screen your prospective employees. They offer complete police checks on individuals who apply for jobs. ID's are scrutinized. No stone is left unturned. The CSI recently paid $5m for a study to be carried out. They discovered what ANY person applying for a job already knew for free. They discovered that around 30% of information on resumes...
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Funny story: Boris Has Concerns over Marathon

Boris Has Concerns over Marathon

Boris Johnson the Mayor of London has voiced his concern about the London Marathon. The race due to take place on Sunday 25th of April is this year sponsored by Virgin. Mr Johnson is worried that no runner finish the race. Speaking on the Andrew Marr...
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Funny story: Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Yoko Ono Finally Admits She Broke Up the Beatles

Rumor has it that Yoko Ono has finally admitted that yes, she may have helped break up the Fab Four. "I was young, jealous, and Asian-you do the math," she supposedly has told a confidential source. The source went on to say Ono admitted she...
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Funny story: 'Teacher Jargon' is a bitch-Should be classed as 'foreign language'

'Teacher Jargon' is a bitch-Should be classed as 'foreign language'

WTF do we put up will all this jargon? I've just been to an IPRC to get one of my students on an IEP. He has CAP problems and I don't want him taking the EQAO. The EA and LRT were both there. I'm tired of going to these bloody TLCP's too. I've been on LTD for a while because of the stress. OTIP have been sending my monthly cheques. My GP was a great help. I needed a lot of TLC. My school...
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Funny story: Investigation begins into the plane crash that killed Polish president Lech Kaczynski

Investigation begins into the plane crash that killed Polish president Lech Kaczynski

The plane crash that killed the Polish president Lech Kaczynski will be investigated by Murder She Wrote meddler Jessica Fletcher. If it was pilot error, bad weather conditions, plane malfunction or foul play, the Poles can rest assured that Fletc...
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Funny story: Cameron in line for film role

Cameron in line for film role

Conservative leader David Cameron has been offered a job if he is not successful on May 6th. Rick Berman and Shawn Piller of Berman and Piller films have offered the Tory leader the role of Data in the new Science Fiction blockbuster Star Trek The Ne...
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Funny story: Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walter's farts in front of a live audience

Barbara Walters apparently farted in front of a live audience today during the morning taping of "The View" in turn asphyxiating the hole panel audience and security staff. 66th Street is cordoned off and it is suggested commuters take alternate...
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Funny story: Lowton Sells Topless Cheryl Cole Pics from Hubble Telescope

Lowton Sells Topless Cheryl Cole Pics from Hubble Telescope

Mark Lowton has run afoul of the law again for hawking nude pictures of Cheryl Cole taken from the Hubble telescope. Lowton managed to take the pictures by brazenly walking into the NASA control centre in Houston with a cup of coffee in one hand w...
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Funny story: John Terry's dad takes the spotlight off his son

John Terry's dad takes the spotlight off his son

Ted Terry, father of John 'naughty boy' Terry has been charged with possession of a class A drug. Cocaine. Perhaps this is a fatherly gesture aimed at taking the spotlight off his 'playing away from home' famous son, for a while at least. It...
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Funny story: Alternative view: The Monster Raving Loony Party

Alternative view: The Monster Raving Loony Party

The Monster Raving Loony Party started by Screaming Lord Sutch in 1983 has changed its name for this General Election, to The Official Monster Raving William Hill Loony Party, after the news that bookmakers William Hill are sponsoring the party. T...
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Funny story: O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 1

O' Halloran: The Stamp of Death: Part 1

- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT- Continuing the further adventures of Detective O' Halloran and the citizen's of Psychotown. If you haven't a clue what this is all about then maybe you should catch up on previous adventures here: PsychoTown and O' Halloran: Murder with a Capital Punishment. Part 1 Shitzville Apartments, PsychoTo...
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Funny story: Did 'Careless' NATO reporting name hex downed Kaczynski airliner?

Did 'Careless' NATO reporting name hex downed Kaczynski airliner?

Smolensk - NATO sources warned years ago that their designated classification names for former Eastern Bloc military craft might be blamed one day for tragedy. This weekend's Polish air disaster involved a former Soviet Tupolev Tu-154 whose offici...
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Funny story: Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring Brandy & Cigars!

Her Pants Suit In an Uproar, Hillary Drops a Load On Martha Stewart After Learning of Intimate Dinner with Bill Featuring Brandy & Cigars!

There's been an uproar in Chappaqua, NY, after the recent revelation that former President Bill Clinton has been entertaining "Cooking in the Kitchen" diva and convicted insider trading perp Stewart in the family home whilst Hillary has been 'on the...
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Funny story: Alex Ferguson to appear in New Gum Advertisement

Alex Ferguson to appear in New Gum Advertisement

Alex Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United, and World record holder for chewing a piece of chewing gum, is to appear in the new Gum Advertisement instead of the guy in it just now Barry Diamond. Anybody who has ever watched a Manchester United m...
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Funny story: Charles and Camilla: Marriage Not Legal!

Charles and Camilla: Marriage Not Legal!

The marriage between Prince Charles and Camilla Parker-Bowles has been revealed as unconstitutional. Legal advice which Jack Straw tried to cover up has been leaked to The Spoof's Royal correspondent, Morse. Under the Marriage Act of 1836 and the...
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Funny story: New Golf Terms

New Golf Terms

Know that Tiger Woods is back on the circuit, there are a whole new set of golfing terms some of which he may or may not be acquainted with. These are: • A " Tiger Woods,"-- should have taken a driver • A "George W.,"-- amongst the bushes • A " Jim Davidson ,"-- over-clubbed • A "Paris Hilton,"-- an expensive hole • A "Rock Hudson,"-- looked straighter than it was • A "Cuban,"-- needed on...
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Funny story: Alternative view: Cameron & Brown are Dumb & Dumber

Alternative view: Cameron & Brown are Dumb & Dumber

David Cameron,& Gordon Brown, to anybody with any brains they are Dumb & Dumber, they are but two faces of the same elite group who run the world the Illuminati. The establishment run the country with an iron fist and have complete contro...
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Funny story: Jack Johnson Crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World

Jack Johnson Crowned Heavyweight Champion of the World

Jack Johnson sensationally regained his heavyweight crown last night with a hard fought points victory over Rocky Marciano. Johnson won a victory for senile old folk as he became the oldest champion in history. The 186 year old led on points all the...
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Funny story: Me 2

Me 2

The goal of science is pursuit of knowledge and understanding whys. While the goal of ‎technology is creation of new tools and systems. Observation definitely has taught man ‎a lot to come up with new discoveries.‎ Throughout his long life, man has learned that he cannot create matter, copper, but he ‎can develop alloys, brass. However this imitator has many times failed to see properly. ‎There...
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Funny story: Breaking News.....Suicide - A record of events from the scene

Breaking News.....Suicide - A record of events from the scene

This is a chronological record of events reported by phone as this life and death struggle unfolded. The GPS tracking device embedded in a caller's (named John B Mudd)cell phone may save his life. Moments ago we learned that his call to the Semi-Depressed But Unsure of the Real Reason For It Suicide Hotline was forwarded to local police who were able to track his location to the center of the I...
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Funny story: Poland's President commits a "Kamikaze" attack on Russia and misses target!

Poland's President commits a "Kamikaze" attack on Russia and misses target!

In a tragic incident the President of Poland and his entourage perished in what now seems an attempted attack on Russia. The Polish President, sick of Russia sending their main natural resources, cheap labour and scrap car dealers to West Europe a...
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Funny story: Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing

Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing

If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS. The Club the babies g...
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Funny story: Dawn French To Star In A Movie About Carnie Wilson Entitled, "Excuse Me Sir, Am I Wearing Shoes?"

Dawn French To Star In A Movie About Carnie Wilson Entitled, "Excuse Me Sir, Am I Wearing Shoes?"

LONDON - Dawn French, who is all over the British newspaper, tabloids, and radio talk shows stated that she has gotten more publicity in the past few days than she has in the past two years. French has announced that her and her husband of 25 year...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle Rages Out At Team Subo

Susan Boyle Rages Out At Team Subo

LONDON - The Scottish lass Susan Boyle has been on quite a tear lately. SuBo had just returned to Great Britain after a whirlwind tour of Japan in which she performed for over one million fans, most Japanese. When Madam Boyle first arrived in Japa...
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Funny story: NRA Ships Mexican Drug Cartel Massive Arms Aid To Help Them Get Their 'Freedom'

NRA Ships Mexican Drug Cartel Massive Arms Aid To Help Them Get Their 'Freedom'

The NRA (National Rifle Association), ever at hand to aid the munitionally deprived, is running to the aid of drug cartels in Northern Mexico. Noting that they are in need of arms and ammunition, they immediately sent down several truckloads of suppl...
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Funny story: Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

Bill Cosby's Book, "Being Black In America Ain't So Bad As Long As You're Rich As Hell Like Me, Oprah, and Shaquille Is, I Mean Are" Hits #1

CHICAGO - Bill Cosby was in town to see some old friends and argue with them about how the blacks of today are not like the blacks of the 1950s, or the 1960s, or even of the blacks who participated in The American Civil War [i.e. plantation slaves].
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Funny story: Queensland man invents machine to produce fresh cum on tap

Queensland man invents machine to produce fresh cum on tap

Tewantin, Qld. Australia. Incredible! Man invented a little machine that can extract fresh cum from hundreds of men and then have it ready on demand on tap. The machine works on the principle of rotatory solenoids. It has a mouth-like aperture wh...
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Funny story: Global Warming report: New Moore Island Sinks: IPCC yet to rule out "Boys jumping up and down"

Global Warming report: New Moore Island Sinks: IPCC yet to rule out "Boys jumping up and down"

New Moore Island, a pointless piece of real estate with absolutely zero pubs, malls or halls sank under the Bay of Bengal a couple of days ago. We're not sure what happened exactly, but the island is "gone". Initial reports of the island leaving beca...
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Funny story: Right to Bare Arms

Right to Bare Arms

St. Louis, MO. Today The Sleeveless Garment Advocacy Group (SGAG) filed a suit in the Appellate Court against Whitman, Hadley, and Yale as a result of a legal argument where women employees are prohibited from wearing sleeveless garments. The a...
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Funny story: Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

LONDON - Kara Tointon was thrilled to announce that she has just been named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model by the highly reputable U.K. magazine Knickers Illustrated. The 27-year-old Tointon used to appear on the BBC soap opera EastEnders. Ka...
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Funny story: Leonard Nimoy Outs Mr. Spock

Leonard Nimoy Outs Mr. Spock

Hollywood, CA - Actor Leonard Nimoy shocked the entertainment world today by 'outing' his famous Star Trek character. Mr. Spock is "as queer as a three-dollar bill", according to Mr. Nimoy. Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry wanted the Vulcan t...
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Funny story: Gore Backs $50 40 Watt Bulb He 'Invented': Leaves Everyone in Dark Again!

Gore Backs $50 40 Watt Bulb He 'Invented': Leaves Everyone in Dark Again!

Al "Green Money Machine" Gore, more often referred to as that "F*****g Dim Bulb" by critics after his global warming scam was uncovered, is now pushing a 40 Watt LED bulb 'guaranteed to last 17 years. For $50! But wait, if you order now, according...
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Funny story: Brown, down and out

Brown, down and out

The big question circulating Westminster today was has Gordon Brown thrown in the towel and knows he will not be Prime Minister on May 7th. This came about as the Prime Minister dropped in to his local newsagent Petty France News London S.W.1 and can...
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