Funny story: The State of Arizona Has Just Lost The Major League Baseball All-Star Game

The State of Arizona Has Just Lost The Major League Baseball All-Star Game

NATCHEZ, Mississippi - President Barack Obama, in town speaking before the Annual Convention of The Mason-Dixon Cotton Pickers Union, stated that he is extremely upset with the citizens of Arizona. He said that he has issued a direct directive to...
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Funny story: Anger as One Laptop Per Child reaches Gaza Strip

Anger as One Laptop Per Child reaches Gaza Strip

Angry mobs have again taken to the streets in the Gaza Strip after the humanitarian aid organisation One Laptop Per Child distributed its XO laptop to schools in the area. The crowds of rampaging young Muslim men were egged on by clerics who claim...
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Funny story: American Idol Moves To Quickly Quash The DeGeneres-DioGuardi Feud

American Idol Moves To Quickly Quash The DeGeneres-DioGuardi Feud

HOLLYWOOD - Workers on American Idol, Simon Shindlebocker, 53, and Simon Witleywine, 59, have gone into damage control mode in order to put a lid on the Ellen DeGeneres - Kara DioGuardi feud. It appears that DioGuardi accused DeGeneres of telling...
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Funny story: N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

Strange news from New York City - Harlem dude Chester Scott-Heron, who lives on 125th Street by the el-tracks close to Lexington Avenue invited British hardcore rappers N-Dubz from Camden Town over for a visit, but they declined. A clearly baffled...
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Funny story: Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Last Authentic Mexican Restaurant Closes Today in Arizona

Nogales, Arizona - The only way Arizonans are going to get real authentic Mexican food after today is if they are fortunate enough to have made friends with some real authentic Mexicans, of if they are willing to risk life and limb trying to cross th...
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Funny story: Twilight's Ashley Greene Breaks Ass

Twilight's Ashley Greene Breaks Ass

"I'm pretty sore right now and cannot sit down but I don't think it will interfere with my performance in the next Twilight movie", stated Twilight star, Ashley Greene, Wednesday. Apparently a big fan of Ashleys in Mexico had recently sent the sta...
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Funny story: USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups. "While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...
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Funny story: Vortexes in Sedona, Arizona Appear to be Disappearing

Vortexes in Sedona, Arizona Appear to be Disappearing

Sedona, AZ - Sedona, Arizona, once known world-wide as a Mecca for those looking for metaphysical experiences due to the unusually large amount of vortices (vortexes) located there, is seeing a string of unhappy visitors leave the various sites of Be...
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Funny story: Shock as English player picked for test series

Shock as English player picked for test series

England cricket selectors have today shocked the sporting world by announcing the inclusion of an English-born player in the squad to play in the forthoming Test series against Spain. Winston Ambrose (42) will become the first English player to re...
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Funny story: America and Russia hold adoption talks

America and Russia hold adoption talks

Talks have been held in Moscow to discuss the adoption of Russian orphans by American families after Russia suspended adoptions earlier this month. The suspension following the case of a 7-year-old child who returned to Russia unescorted. When the...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell to wed childhood sweetheart

Simon Cowell to wed childhood sweetheart

Simon Cowell has sold the exclusive rights to his wedding to world-class reporter, Donnie Dogmeat. The "Britain Agrees I've Got No Talent" judge will marry childhood sweetheat Pete Waterman in a lavish ceremony at The O2 Arena in June. Donnie D...
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Funny story: Calls for mortgage 'exam' before borrowing

Calls for mortgage 'exam' before borrowing

Malcolm Hurlston of the Consumer Credit Counselling Service proposed today that clients should have to pass an exam before being allowed a mortgage. Here at Spoofnews, we have obtained a draft copy of some of the exam questions: Dodgy Back Street Lender: Please answer all of the following questions by circling the appropriate answer: 1) Would you like a mortgage? Yes Reputable High...
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Funny story: New genetically modified corn tastes like shit

New genetically modified corn tastes like shit

USDA was horrified to learn the taste-test results of over 400 volunteer tasters who participated in a modified corn cook off last weekend in Heart, Kansas. Mildred Hogg, a 56 year old Kansas farmwife, had this to say about sample A217, "That sure...
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Funny story: Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Moscow - In a four hour press conference Vladimir Putin was asked about the remark that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made about ex-KGB officers who once worked for the defunct Soviet Union. Mr. Brown in his best 'Prime Ministral' mood, stat...
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Funny story: Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

Peter Andre & George Michael To Rescue Greek Economy

All round nice guy Peter Andre has today revealed his plans to release a charity single with fellow Cypriot George Michael to help out the Greek government. In an interview with high-brow celebrity weekly Conceit, Peter said, "Oh man! I'm so conce...
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Funny story: Brown changes tactics again

Brown changes tactics again

Prime minister Gordon Brown has once again changed tactics in his desperate attempts to woo enough voters to claim third place and cling to power. Retracting his apologies to "Some bigoted woman" in Rochdale, he went on the attack, claiming that i...
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Funny story: Obama's Katrina Set to Make Landfall this Weekend

Obama's Katrina Set to Make Landfall this Weekend

In a sudden turn around of political fortunes, an oil slick is about to blow Obama's ecological political capital to a trillion pieces, not three weeks after he approved more oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico for the "Drill Baby Drill" crowd. "It...
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Funny story: The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

The WHO conference & the end of Mankind

Next year marks the 20th anniversary of the WHO conference and its got nothing to do with the famous rock band The Who, its the World Health Organisation and they have startling new evidence that sperm count in men is getting lower every year that pa...
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Funny story: SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

SuBo Fanatics Decide on Housewarming Gift

After weeks of debate and internal wrangling, members of The Red Cult have finally decided upon a housewarming gift for Susan: a lovely pink and red striped daylily variety called 'Wild Haggis', named after the animal indigenous to Scotland. This...
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Funny story: Tiger: Addiction to Lutefisk Cost Me My Marriage!

Tiger: Addiction to Lutefisk Cost Me My Marriage!

In yet another half hearted confession, Professional Philanderer Tiger Woods came out in an attempt to clear up 'misconceptions' concerning his recent marital difficulties, but seemed to put the blame on his estranged Swedish wife Elin for his probl...
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Funny story: Brown Goes Down!

Brown Goes Down!

Gillian Duffy last night confided her version of events to her "Old friend Max Clifford" who just happened to be hurtling towards Rochdale in his Jaguar after taking a wrong turning on the M25! This came as quite a surprise to Mrs.Clifford who sai...
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Funny story: England, Scotland, Ireland, and Peru Ban Whitney Houston From Singing "I Will Always Love You" Ever Again

England, Scotland, Ireland, and Peru Ban Whitney Houston From Singing "I Will Always Love You" Ever Again

LONDON - After sounding more like a lousy-ass singer at a tryout for American Idol, Whitney Houston has had the boom lowered on her has-been, talentless-booty. The black singer, who once was considered one of the best singers in the world, has now...
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Funny story: Capello sacked as England boss

Capello sacked as England boss

In a shock move, it was announced today that England boss Fabio Capello had been fired. The decision was made after bosses were told that Capello had been exposed by this undercover intrepid reporter as a foreigner. Bertie Piledriver, Chairman...
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Funny story: Brown battles to salvage disastrous campaign after 'Bigfoot' blunder

Brown battles to salvage disastrous campaign after 'Bigfoot' blunder

London - (Foot-in-Mouth): The Prime Monster worked hard on his compassionate side today after inadvertently comparing a Lancashire woman pensioner to Bigfoot, the notorious American yeti, yesterday. Campaign staff deliberately left his microphone...
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Funny story: Prescott's chipolata set to sizzle

Prescott's chipolata set to sizzle

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott today announced that he is to retire from politics to forge a new career as a celebrity chef. Prescott told a hushed and empty House of Commons: "Ever since I bought a burger van three weeks ago, I have dream...
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Funny story: Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

Jackie Kennedy and Maria Callas were sisters new Hystery Channel mini-series reveals

New York - (Greeks-Bearing-Gits): A new eight-parter featuring Katie Holmes as Jackie and Susan Boyle as Callas has been hailed a major scoop for the iconic cable broadcaster. The mini-series will lay bare the Callas/Bouvier mythology that saw b...
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Funny story: Foreign Banks suffer accidental hate campaign

Foreign Banks suffer accidental hate campaign

Branches of several foreign banks have been suffering a concerted attack of vandalism, excrement smeared on windows and pushed into the night deposit boxes after severe dyslexic anarchist, Mary Hinge, joined the Anti-British National Party Organisati...
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Funny story: Tea Baggers Defeat Cleveland Steamers in Grudge Match

Tea Baggers Defeat Cleveland Steamers in Grudge Match

The long anticipated rematch between the former Dwarf Tossing champions, the Cleveland Steamers, and runners up last year, The Tea Baggers, yielded a new champion. The Tea Baggers won this year's event by a single Dwarf bull's eye in the 10th end of...
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Funny story: The BNP on Newsnite

The BNP on Newsnite

After the release of the BNP's General Election manifesto for 2010, the Chairman of the BNP was interviewed by Jermyn Pacman on the BBC's flagship current affairs programme 'Newsnite'. A full transcript of the conversation follows. NN: "Good evening. How are you ?" BNP: "I'm feeling particularly indigenous today, thank you." NN: "Do you want an apple juice ?" BNP: "Oh, I'd love an ap...
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Funny story: Dead Good Samaritan Left On NYC Street A Lesson For All

Dead Good Samaritan Left On NYC Street A Lesson For All

The fact that several passers-by allowed a man who had went to the aid of a women in trouble and been stabbed, to lie dead on the street last week has left many to begin taking action. This was revealed by a report seen on NBC where a New York Cit...
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Funny story: Tiger Woods Defends One Hundred Women "Friends"

Tiger Woods Defends One Hundred Women "Friends"

In a hastily called press conference with only three minutes warning, golf great Tiger Woods told over 3,000 press agents who managed to make it just in time, that fans and friends, especially his over 100 "special" girl friends" have been great.
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Funny story: Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price: Why I'm Against The Digital Economy Bill

Katie Price has today lashed out and revealed her anger at the rushing through of The Digital Economy Bill during Parliament's wash-up period. At her daily Price conference a furious Katie fumed, "This bloody Digital Economy Bill is an outrage!!!...
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Funny story: Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

Marinated Shrimp Sales Boom in Louisiana

The start of the shrimp fishing season in the Gulf of Mexico will come with an unplanned limitation in packaging options, but Southern U.S. states are excited over the reduction in price anticipated for marinated shrimp this season. Expected to ha...
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Funny story: SuBo fanatic gives birth to fanatic!

SuBo fanatic gives birth to fanatic!

A red scarf wearing Susan Boyle fanatic last night gave birth to a fully-formed SuBo fanatic. The child who will, of course, be named Susan (even though it's a boy) was born wearing a red scarf, clutching $25, and humming 'I Dreamed A Dream'. Other f...
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Funny story: Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Engagement for Bella on Beltane at Twilight

Kristen Stewart is set to get engaged to Twilight, co-star Robert Pattinson, on the 30th April at Twilight. The 30th April, known as Beltane is the Eve of Mayday and is every bit as important on a witches calendar as Halloween. Kristen who play...
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Funny story: Brown's Blunder brings more bad news

Brown's Blunder brings more bad news

Gordon Brown woke this morning to yet more bad news about his campaign after learning that Gillian Duffy the pensioner from Rochdale he branded only yesterday as a 'Bigoted woman' is to stand for election herself. Despite apologies Browns massive...
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Funny story: Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups'

Michael Douglas blames fame for Cameron 'Screwups' not that David Cameron him that's due to become Prime Minister of the UK, its Michael Douglas's son Cameron. Douglas has said that fame in the family and the many drug and alcohol abusers have had...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga becomes the Lady In Black

Lady Gaga was seen yesterday with yet another bizarre outfit as she arrived at a dance studio in Los Angeles, wearing a bizarre black bodysuit and funeral veil. Some people were calling her the Lady in Black, instead of the Lady in Red, in the famous...
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Funny story: Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore upsets little boy by telling him his ice cream melted because of Global Warming

Al Gore is back to start his Global warming lectures again now that spring has arrived and the temperatures are getting warmer. While walking to a hall in Las Vegas, where he was due to do a Global warming lecture he spotted a little boy who's ic...
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Funny story: NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

NASA Tries to Sign Up Martians for Classes, Martians Resist

After reading Stephen Hawking's comments that aliens may be unfriendly and dangerous, NASA has arranged a series of "Good Neighbor" classes for Martians. Housing, free meals, and cable TV (Sci-Fi channel included) are part of the planned curriculum...
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Funny story: Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock chooses Billy The Kid over Jesse James

Sandra Bullock has revealed that she has adopted a baby in secret and has got shot of husband Jesse James. Bullock claims she should never have married a cowboy and now that she has adopted this baby she has no time for Jesse James. The baby is no...
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Funny story: Research Finds Uncanny Fatality Rates in Terminally Ill Patients

Research Finds Uncanny Fatality Rates in Terminally Ill Patients

Harrison Driftwood, a leading researcher at Townsville's Institute of Biotechnology and Biomedicines, has released a new controversial paper claiming that sufferers of terminal illnesses have an 'alarmingly higher' death rate when compared to suffere...
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Funny story: Hubble should zoom in on Uranus? Brown goes haywire!

Hubble should zoom in on Uranus? Brown goes haywire!

Gordon Brown is the sort of guy that anybody with any sense would like to give him a good boot up the arse. Even although these walkabouts for television purposes are staged and the people they speak to are picked in advance Brown still managed...
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Funny story: American Idol's Siobhan Is Gone!

American Idol's Siobhan Is Gone!

HOLLYWOOD - On a night that saw performances from Sons of Sylvia, Rascal Flatts, Shakira, Daughters of Bartholomew, Lady Antebellum, The Kinks, and The North Carolina Marching Tar Heels Band, the six remaining American Idol contestants just about all...
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Funny story: Liam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson

Liam Hemsworth Says He Would Leave Miley Cyrus For Pamela Anderson

MILWAUKEE - Liam Hemsworth appearing at the grand opening of the newest Jack-in-The-Box stated that he is a big fan of the dancing reality show Dancing With The Stars. He was asked who his favorite celebrity dancer is. Without missing a beat Liam...
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Funny story: South Africa's President Zuma - HIV negative

South Africa's President Zuma - HIV negative

South Africa's President Zuma has revealed that he is HIV negative in a move that has surprised many and brought condemnation from others. Mr Zuma said, he hoped to "promote openness, eradicate the silence and stigma attached to the disease and ma...
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Funny story: The Famous Hollywood Sign Will Be Demolished To Make Room For a Mickey D's

The Famous Hollywood Sign Will Be Demolished To Make Room For a Mickey D's

HOLLYWOOD - The world famous Hollywood sign which was built in 1923, is scheduled to be demolished in order to make room for a brand new Mickey D's Restaurant. Pablo Chimichanga, co-owner of The Chimichanga Cousins Demolition Company based in La B...
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Funny story: Arizona To Secede From The Union

Arizona To Secede From The Union

PHOENIX - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer, who is 65, has made it known that the way things are going, the sovereign state of Arizona will probably have no choice but to secede from the union. The governor, who looks like a cross between Melissa Ether...
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Funny story: Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big." Reporte...
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Funny story: Man killed by Laura Bush in Car Crash Speaks Out; Demands Book Royalty Cut

Man killed by Laura Bush in Car Crash Speaks Out; Demands Book Royalty Cut

Mike Douglas, the young man killed by Laura Bush in a car crash in 1963, has demanded a cut of the royalties from her upcoming memoir. The book is being promoted entirely on the fact that Bush killed Douglas in a car crash and now feels bad about it.
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Funny story: Gordon Brown offers 'bigoted woman' job in cabinet

Gordon Brown offers 'bigoted woman' job in cabinet

Gordon Brown has said he is "thrilled" after being caught on microphone describing a pensioner he had just spoken to as a "bigoted woman". He went on to say she would make an excellent addition to his cabinet. Gillian Puffy, OAP and bigot, 65, had...
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Funny story: BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

BNP Candidate To Sue Satirist For Misrepresentation

Adolph Bachman, the BNP candidate for Dudley in the West Midlands has emerged with all guns blazing against a satirist for everything he possesses, including his toilet seat and his prized collection of pickled eggs. "That bastard has gone too far...
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Funny story: Neanderthal Evidence Suggests Humans Have Always Been Bastards

Neanderthal Evidence Suggests Humans Have Always Been Bastards

BRISTOL, U.K. - A new study suggests that self-importance dates back to before the Neanderthals. Archaeologist Zoão Bilhão of the University of Bristols in England said he and his colleagues have discovered 50,000-year-old perforated, painted seas...
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Funny story: Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans

Native Americans in Arizona Vow to Deport All Non-Native Americans

Navajo Nation - The Navajo, Hopi, all Apache Nations and all other Native Americans who presently reside in Arizona have joined forces in an effort to show the haughty Arizona residents just exactly who has every right to be in that State. Said C...
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Funny story: Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Members of the Australian government are said to be furious after it had to put plans for a flagship emissions trading scheme on hold until 2013 at the earliest after it was twice rejected by the Senate. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said angrily, "Th...
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