Funny story: Alex Reid's Mick McManus Audition Goes Well

Alex Reid's Mick McManus Audition Goes Well

Alex Reid has announced several times recently that he really wants to get into acting, and with that in mind he auditioned today for the leading role in the upcoming all British biopic of wrestling legend Mick McManus. Alex Reid said that he was...
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Funny story: Friends Fear For Ashley Cole 'The Hermit'

Friends Fear For Ashley Cole 'The Hermit'

A bunch of people claiming to be close friends of Chelsea football star Ashley Cole, recently separated from Cheryl, the famous one, have expressed concerns regarding his welfare. We were informed that since the split, Cole has locked himself away...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Insists: "I Am Not In Love With Paul Scholes"

Lady Gaga Insists: "I Am Not In Love With Paul Scholes"

A very angry Lady Gaga last night insisted that she was not in love with Manchester United midfield dynamo Paul Scholes. She told reporters that she didn't even know who the heck Paul Scholes is, let alone that she's fallen head over heels in love wi...
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Funny story: Dorothy Gale, Dead At 128

Dorothy Gale, Dead At 128

Las Deprimidas Grandes, KS - Miss Dorothy Gale died in her sleep today at the age of 128. Ms. Gale was the world's oldest person when she died. She was also the inspiration for the beloved Oz books written more than a century ago. There were no su...
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Funny story: Glazer Plans to Unite Teams

Glazer Plans to Unite Teams

Owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Manchester United sports teams, Malcolm Glazer, today announced formal plans to merge the franchises into a single entity. The scheme includes splicing in players from both Soccer and American Football to create...
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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Buys A New Dog!

Miley Cyrus Buys A New Dog!

Miley Cyrus was seen at Los Angeles hit-kennel Paws Palace, buying a new dog, a Labradoodle, last week. The puppy supposedly a girl, is called, Miam, after Miley and boyfriend Liams couple name. Miley and Liam were spotted an hour later taki...
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Funny story: "If Bill Clinton and Alex Rodriguez can blag their way outta trouble so can I!" Tiger tells press

"If Bill Clinton and Alex Rodriguez can blag their way outta trouble so can I!" Tiger tells press

Augusta - (Fore! PLay!) "Fortunately Elin's a lot more malleable than Independent Counsel Kenneth Starr," Tiger Woods commented today. Describing his damascene matrimonial conversion from libertine to angel the champion athlete gave credit to the...
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Funny story: Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Police are investigating a brawl that took place over a disabled parking space and involved Katie Price, the model formerly known with big boobs, and her wife Alex Reid aka 'The Reidernator'. The event apparently occurred in front of the 'Celebri...
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Funny story: Geordie Joy as Newcastle United return to the Premier League

Geordie Joy as Newcastle United return to the Premier League

The streets of Newcastle were tonight awash with celebrating Geordies as they saluted the Magpies return to the Premier League, the place where they belong apparently. Among the revellers were celebrity supporters including Ant and Dec, Sting, Jim...
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Funny story: Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Jessica Rowling Arantes: Mum's paranoia about my Portuguese relatives!

Portimao - (Slitherin): JK Rowling's raven-haired, doe-eyed sixteen year-old daughter has lashed out at her Mum's legendary control freakery. Jessica Rowling Arantes, holidaying with her father Jorge's family in the Algarve, says her Pa is skint a...
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Funny story: Air Force One Renamed Fantastic Flying Fairy Fortress

Air Force One Renamed Fantastic Flying Fairy Fortress

Washington DC-- President Obama still enjoys making changes to the country, and he made another one today. The president re-christened Air Force One with a new name. The old name was 'too white, too male, too hetero-sexist and too militaristic' acc...
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Funny story: Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

Pollution expert says Chevron testimony 'is a dodgy dossier'

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): A leading US environmental science expert said this weekend that someone has created a 'dodgy dossier' out of his Ecuador pollution report in a deliberate bid to tamper with the evidence. Renowned US biologist Charles W C...
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Funny story: Fergus McCarthy Will Be "Flagship Attraction" In New Irish Tourism Drive

Fergus McCarthy Will Be "Flagship Attraction" In New Irish Tourism Drive

Visitors to Ireland have always responded to its bewitching romanticism. The Emerald Isle, that mist-wreathed faery kingdom - rich in wild landscapes, home of literary giants like Yeats, Joyce and Beckett, resounding to the heartbreaking lilt of its...
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Funny story: Pope's state visit cancelled as sex romp pics flood internet

Pope's state visit cancelled as sex romp pics flood internet

London - (Holy Cow!): The Missus is livid. Decades of watertight cover-up have failed to stop the publication of Joe Ratzinger's 1945 stag night pics, taken at a Hellfire Club temple on the banks of the Thames. Dozens of images posted on the inte...
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Funny story: Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

Live Sex On The One Show - Christine Bleakley In Tears

The BBC was inundated with complaints from furious viewers last night, as The One Show descended into chaos with a shameless display of live on camera sex, which left presenter Christine Bleakley in tears. During an item on the show about rabbits,...
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Funny story: UK Sheep Wars

UK Sheep Wars

Farmers in the UK have been put on high alert after a week of cattle and sheep mutilations across mainland UK. Farmers have been telling of bright lights orange spheres and humanoid creatures threatening there lives and livestock. I spoke To One...
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Funny story: Fans Jeer President Obama For Throwing Like "A Girly Man."

Fans Jeer President Obama For Throwing Like "A Girly Man."

Washington baseball fans jeered President Barack Obama for "throwing like a girlie man" while blooping the ceremonial first pitch over the catcher's head in today's opener against the Phillies. Although Obama takes pride in being an all-around ath...
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Funny story: Treasure Horde Found in Grimsby

Treasure Horde Found in Grimsby

Archaeologists in Grimsby today discovered a horde of buried treasure. The site in Cartergate which is being re-developed for housing is in the vicinity of the 12th century St James Church. Stan Toogood head of archaeology at The University of Lincol...
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Funny story: Mary Potter and the Tempest In Her Womb Part 1

Mary Potter and the Tempest In Her Womb Part 1

Mary was resting under the shade of a large oak tree in the middle of Sherwood Forest. She'd run away from her family 24 hours earlier when she had first discovered she was pregnant. Mother and father, although mere peasants working the land for Baron Gotgoober, would be distraught to find their only daughter a virgin no more. It fleetingly crossed Mary's troubled mind to try going the 'i...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Cheryl Cole's Whirlwind La Paz Visit Ends In Tears

Taking advantage of a well earned day off from her exertions with Dancing Derek Hough, X-Factor judge and chart topping solo artiste Cheryl Cole today embarked on a whirlwind trip to the Bolivian capital, La Paz, in order to consult with her long tim...
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Funny story: Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...
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Funny story: Pope Promoting Reality Show

Pope Promoting Reality Show

Kate plus eight did it. D-lister Kathy Griffin is doing it. Sarah Palin is rumored about to do one and Levi Johnston says, "Good idea, grandma!" and will also do a reality show. So the Pope (who may or may not be out of a job soon and in need of a ne...
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Funny story: Interview with the Colonel. No. 32 in an Endless Series

Interview with the Colonel. No. 32 in an Endless Series

Good morning, Colonel Linctus. Graham Chandler. I'm from the Argus & Bugle. Do you now. Well, you needn't think you can start that here. Pardon? Bugling. I had enough of that in the Army. I retired to Weymouth for the peace and quiet you know. Don't want me eardrums burst by some idiot blowing his bugle at me, eh? The Bugle is the name of a newspaper, Colonel. Aren't you expecting...
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Funny story: Life on Mars... But Not At NASA

Life on Mars... But Not At NASA

NASA and JPL today announced the cancellation of the forthcoming Mars Science Lab mission (MSL), based on the poor economic situation, a general disinterest of the public and various redundancy factors. NASA's chief Spokesman, Major Tom Thomas, sa...
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Funny story: Erykah Badu Banned From United Kingdom

Erykah Badu Banned From United Kingdom

British authorities today announced that US hip-hop artiste Erykah Badu will be classed as an undesirable alien and banned from entering the United Kingdom, should she attempt to visit that country. A spokesman from the British Home Office confirm...
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Funny story: Teabaggers Demand Barney Frank Free Gerbils

Teabaggers Demand Barney Frank Free Gerbils

The news that conservative Teabaggers have finally addressed the plight of gerbils held captive by Representative Barney Frank has members of Washington's gay community up in arms. A few years ago it was revealed that Barney's roommate was runni...
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Funny story: Tiger not out of the Woods yet

Tiger not out of the Woods yet

Poor Tiger! He's sneaking around various Golf Courses preparing for the Big One next week. He's trying to keep a low profile and seems a little nervous as he has was photographed on an un-named course yesterday, where children were having an East...
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Funny story: Brit Martin Handford claims to be architect of 'Where's Hillary'

Brit Martin Handford claims to be architect of 'Where's Hillary'

President Obama denied allegations that Hillary Clinton has been decapitated by Al Queda while on a peacekeeping mission to Kielbasastan. "Mr. Clinton (yes we meant to say that) is a vital aspect of my regime and I can guarantee to the American p...
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Funny story: Interview with the Colonel. No. 24 in an Endless Series

Interview with the Colonel. No. 24 in an Endless Series

So, Colonel Synge. We were going to talk about your time with the Drambuie Lowlanders. Were we? I didn't know that. Yes. You remember. We spoke about it the last time I saw you. And we've also written. And we spoke on the telephone last Tuesday, to arrange this meeting. I'm not, you know. Sorry Colonel? I'm not what you think. I, I don't understand. What do you think I think?...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle 'Rear Of The Year' Prize A Cruel Hoax

Susan Boyle 'Rear Of The Year' Prize A Cruel Hoax

Notoriously untrustworthy internet joke website liesliesandporkypies.not crashed this afternoon as it was inundated with emails and calls from irate Susan Boyle (SuBo) fans protesting at the website's totally fabricated headline declaring that the di...
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Funny story: Conspiracy Theories - My Take having read Chris James' recent article on the subject

Conspiracy Theories - My Take having read Chris James' recent article on the subject

Having just come down to visit The Spoof offices after marking Math Books (Maths to my fellow Brits) I came across Chris James' article re Conspiracy Theories. He's certainly got ME thinking. His name does have a Biblical ring to it. There's definitely something 'fishy' about him. His mind wanders down those beautiful corridors of fantasy for hours on end. He usually manages to find his way b...
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Funny story: Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre. Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be...
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Funny story: Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

Coronation Street's Sophie Webster and Sian Powers Share An On-Screen "Kiss"

LONDON - Well finally, the much anticipated Coronation Street 'Kiss' between Sophie and Sian has been filmed and will air on April 11. Sophie and Sian share an on screen kiss that will cause a lot of Coronation Street viewers to go "Blimey!" "Wodt...
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Funny story: Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Everybody's favourite boulder-breasted, horse-riding, wedding-addicted glamour model Katie Price today announced that she was pleased and honoured to be in a position to offer full support to the charitable foundation 'Hand Relief' 'Hand Relief'...
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Funny story: East Texas Couple Kidnaps Baby to Post Baby Pictures on Facebook

East Texas Couple Kidnaps Baby to Post Baby Pictures on Facebook

Last week, a childless couple in East Texas kidnapped a baby so they could post baby pictures on Facebook. The couple, envious of their friends who are constantly posting pictures of their children on Facebook, grabbed a baby from the local marke...
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Funny story: Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic

Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic

Scottish superstar, Susan Boyle, has recorded a new single. Her house version, of "A Gordon For Me", recorded live at the Auchenshugle Tattiebogle Town Hall, accompanied by the Strathspey and Badenoch Accordion Band is already a monster hit in Scotla...
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Funny story: Local Man In Jolly 3D Google Tomfoolery

Local Man In Jolly 3D Google Tomfoolery

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was enjoying a quiet Easter weekend at home with long suffering wife Anne, and fooling about on the internet while she was road testing yet another bloody E-Bay purchase. (Never sells - only buys, a tat merchant's dream...
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Funny story: Bunny hunting to be made legal

Bunny hunting to be made legal

The latest hot news from the pre-election rag bag that is the, er, pre-election ragbag, is that it seems likely that the next government plans to legalise bunny hunting to replace the old-age sport (!) of fox hunting. For those not in the know (I'...
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Funny story: SS Brigade For Tea-Baggers Spitzkrieg Announced for Capitol

SS Brigade For Tea-Baggers Spitzkrieg Announced for Capitol

A spokesman for The Tea Party movement announced today an elite brigade for The Tea-Baggers. SS is the acronym for "Saliva Solutions" and members will be instructed in the art of spitting and chosen from those that already have shown an ability to sp...
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Funny story: Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid, the cage-fighting cross-dressing movie phenomenon and second husband belonging to Katie Price has stood up to his wife for the first time. Since marrying Reid earlier this year Katie Price has made a number of demands on her new husband...
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Funny story: Sports Player's Strike Imminent

Sports Player's Strike Imminent

Sports fans should break this down succinctly: If you like football, baseball and hockey, you'd better get off your duff and do something about basketball. If you don't, you can kiss your favorite games goodbye. That's the message being sent by th...
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Funny story: Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range. It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied...
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Funny story: Brown: Economy Is Like Rooney's Arse

Brown: Economy Is Like Rooney's Arse

Gordon Brown likened the UK economy to Wayne Rooney's backside during a speech to the Old Trafford Young Mum's Group. Following intense criticism from David 'Dave' Cameron, the Prime Minister came out fighting. "It's all very well for some upper c...
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Funny story: No Boy & Boy rooms at this B & B

No Boy & Boy rooms at this B & B

Bob Black runs a B & B in Bournemouth,and has put up a sign vacancies in his guest house but the sign also says NO BOY AND BOY ROOMS IN THIS B & B. This comes after a politician Chris Gayling,claimed that B & B owners had the right to tur...
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Funny story: Al Gore cries as news comes through that Arctic ice has increased dramatically

Al Gore cries as news comes through that Arctic ice has increased dramatically

Al Gore was in tears today after he heard the news that Arctic ice has increased dramatically due to the severe winter. Friends of Gore said he cried like a baby when told that the polar ice caps were frozen solid. The evidence shows that far...
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Funny story: Lionel Messi In Trouble With His Mum Over Bedroom

Lionel Messi In Trouble With His Mum Over Bedroom

Barcelona and Argentina star Lionel Messi returned to his family home this week to hold emergency talks with his mum over 'the state of his bedroom'. Messi, 22, went direct from training on Thursday to see his mum after she called him up and told...
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Funny story: Tony Blair turns a rack black

Tony Blair turns a rack black

Tony Blair burned several rounds of toast and turned a rack black. The entire rack of toast was so burnt and smoking like the remains of an invaded country like Iraq after it was illegally invaded. Fire-fighters turned up at the Blairs mansion aft...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

Pamela Anderson Promises To Showcase Her Boobs and Booty On Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson was pretty upset that she ended up in the bottom two on last week's Dancing With The Stars. Anderson said that she cannot figure out how Kate Gosselin, a graceless, talentless, fake blonde with a rather stretched out wi...
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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Announces That She Has Just Bought Two B&B's In Chris Grayling's Hometown

Rosie O'Donnell Announces That She Has Just Bought Two B&B's In Chris Grayling's Hometown

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Rosie O'Donnell heard about Tory Chris Grayling's remarks which stated that bed and breakfast owners should have the right to turn away gay couples. O'Donnell, a self-avowed lesbian immediately called up her business mana...
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Funny story: Giant Air Conditioner to Fight Global Warming

Giant Air Conditioner to Fight Global Warming

In a press conference held yesterday at the Nowhere Institute of Technology (NIT) Isaac Newton's Apple Conference Center; scientists and engineers from three major research centers (NIT, Berkelee and Vermont Lab for Homeopathic Studies) have announce...
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Funny story: New Kids movie is X rated

New Kids movie is X rated

Sidney Studios - The latest movie by family entertainments company Sidney is an action comedy named "The Giant Isopods Mystery" staring Curt Russell, Nathan Lane, Angelica Houston, Bo Barnstable, Weird Al, Tommy Smothers III, and Woo Choy. The...
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Funny story: Five reasons why you need an iPad

Five reasons why you need an iPad

The iPad has rocked the world with it's 9 1/2" screen and sleek design. You can read books, play games, access safari, and most of all, one more device you would use to worship Steve Jobs. These are the ten reasons why you need an iPad: 1. Worship the Apple Method. If you already been in worshiping it with the iPhone and all the Macs, or just a starter, the iPad is a great device to star...
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Funny story: Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

Coleen Rooney Denies She's Pregnant, Says It's Just Two Too Many Crumpets

LONDON - Coleen Rooney, one of Great Britain's more better known WAGs replied to a reporter that no she is not pregnant and that she only looks that way because she does love to eat. Coleen went on to say that truth be told, the real reason is a s...
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Funny story: California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

California Bomb Scare - Heroic man, age 24 saves bus full of 12 people

Negro Johnson the, "hero" of the situation says, "It was nothing, I knew that guy was up to something and plus theres a really hot chick and I want to score!" Abbudin Yaqoot Saquala, a 46 year old male from Islamabad, Pakistan was caught trying t...
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Funny story: Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Are Booked To Play At Russell Brand and Katy Perry's Wedding

Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young Are Booked To Play At Russell Brand and Katy Perry's Wedding

LONDON - Russell Brand has stated that he and Katy (Perry) have decided that when they get married they will be having the 70s icon American band Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young play at their wedding reception. Brand said that he knows that the...
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Funny story: Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

Derek Hough Convinces Cheryl Cole To Guest Star on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough, one of the dance instructors on Dancing With The Stars, has convinced his new gal pal Cheryl Cole to guest star on the reality dance show and sing her latest hit "Parachute." And Cheryl Cole, who thinks the world of Derek...
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Funny story: 'Easter Bunny' and Brother accept sentencing with 'relief'

'Easter Bunny' and Brother accept sentencing with 'relief'

The ex-student (known as Easter Bunny) of Huffington Public School in Ontario, Canada, and his younger brother, were in court today. 'Easter Bunny' ran amock in a small school in Ontario 2 days ago. He caused the school to 'lockdown' and rampage...
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Funny story: Death Metal Douche Bags Attempt Assassination of Easter

Death Metal Douche Bags Attempt Assassination of Easter

Twenty year-old roommates and budding musicians, Roy Addison and Trevor King, saw an opportunity and took it when they noticed the brightly dressed crowd of Easter Sunday church-goers filing into the neighborhood church, located not 120 feet from the...
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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth: Meet the Qeux Family

Stranger Than Truth: Meet the Qeux Family

Scanning the covered deck that spans the entire length of the home, there is large barrel grill, an axe, a loaded shotgun and two red & white coolers, both fully stocked with ice and cold beer. The view of the backyard from this point includes a 6 ft. wrap-around privacy fence that holds within its confines two old Ford pick up trucks, a broken commode that now serves as a planter, a fully...
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Funny story: The KKK Are A Bunch Of Sissies

The KKK Are A Bunch Of Sissies

Remember a time when people actually took the KKK seriously? Before, when Klansmen and Head Members didn't have guest appearances on The Jerry Springer Show. Seems those days have finally passed and now it's just a bunch of red necks dressed up in Halloween costumes. I mean they can't even do anything anymore. The KKK acting out has become so much of a rarity that anyone who gets lynched or...
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Funny story: Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

A Leicester taxi driver handed out leaflets today in the city asking the public to refrain from knee-jerk reactions over alleged cases of sexual abuse by priests on children and subsequent cover-ups by the Church. The leaflet stated quite calmly t...
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Funny story: Jesus Upstaged in Easter Mass by Cardinal Defending Pope

Jesus Upstaged in Easter Mass by Cardinal Defending Pope

For the first time in history, Easter Mass was not about Jesus' resurrection but about the Pope being a great leader of the Catholic Church in spite of many claims of sexual abuse by priests all over the world and the Pope's inefficient handling of t...
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Funny story: Roy 'Chubby' Brown Backs Chris Grayling In Gay B&B Row

Roy 'Chubby' Brown Backs Chris Grayling In Gay B&B Row

Much loathed sexist comedian and self confessed 'fat bastard' Roy 'Chubby' Brown has expressed his support for Shadow Home Secretary Chris Grayling in the gay bed and breakfast ban row. The furore began when Grayling was secretly taped saying that...
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Funny story: Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

Dubai couple mount appeal in kissing case

The British couple jailed for kissing in public in Dubai, have mounted an appeal against the one month jail term they received. It is understood that new evidence stating that they were not kissing, but in fact were merely passing a passport fro...
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