The first human cloned DNA experiment was a success today when scientist from the institute of California cloned Ex.first president of the United States George Washington.
After a week of assimilating to his new surroundings the Ex. President / General met with George Bush, Dick Cheney and current president Barrack Obama to talk over recent history and current events.
About halfway through the historic meeting out of nowhere The leader of the American Revolution began to beet the living shit out of all three stooges, I mean Presidents [sorry for the "Freudian slip"] at the same time.
Barrack tried some form of Hawaiian Kempo style defense to no avail, Mr. Washington proved to be to fierce and pissed off for any kind of affective defense by the modern goons.
It took several security officers to subdue the crazed Washington. He is now being held at Guantanamo bay on the grounds of domestic terrorism.
Doctors are still trying to extract the Constitution that was shoved up all three of there Asses.