Funny story: Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Live TV debate to determine "The One True Religion"

Sky, The BBC and ITV have agreed on the rules governing the format of a TV debate which seeks to determine the single true religion for the human race over the next millennium. The Pope, the Dalai Lama and Dr Muhammed Bari of the Muslim Council of...
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Funny story: Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi to record World Cup song

Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi to record World Cup song

The two greatest Argentine footballers of the last 30 years are set to record a song for the World Cup called El Futbol es Voler a Casa. Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi will be accompanied by the lead singer of top Argentine pop group Relampago S...
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Funny story: Pope French Letter Reignites Abuse Row

Pope French Letter Reignites Abuse Row

Vatican Shitty - (Nasty Ass Mess): A French letter said to have been used by the Pope in 1945 before becoming pontiff is at the core of a new row about the old duffer. The latex Humperdink Jumbo prototype, originally manufactured for German midge...
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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.
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Funny story: Elizabeth Taylor to marry Dr Conrad Murray lookalike

Elizabeth Taylor to marry Dr Conrad Murray lookalike

Hollywood - (Prenup): Determined to out-Zsa Zsa Gabor nine times married Hungarian actress/socialite Zsa Zsa Gabor seventy eight year-old screen legend Elizabeth Taylor is getting hitched. And the object of her nuptial desires is Dr Conrad Murray...
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Funny story: Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Katie Price Misses Chance To Make Money

Glamour model, businesswoman, mum and media mogul, Katie Price, shocked the nation at lunchtime when she failed to make any money during her appearance on Celebrity Bargain Hunt. The show's complex format, which has previously won the highly accla...
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Funny story: New Vibrator Fights Cavities and Whitens Teeth

New Vibrator Fights Cavities and Whitens Teeth

Acting on a recent scientific study that claims ninety five percent of people, women and otherwise, that purchase a dildo use it orally Horny Goat Pharmaceuticals has developed the 'Megatasker'. The ingenious idea uses a revolutionary toothpaste...
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Funny story: Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

Ninja Stripper Vampires to Sing National Anthem at NCAA Basketball Championship Game

The Ninja Stripper Vampires, a new singing group not to be confused with the Naked Samurai Zombies, will perform the National Anthem at the NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Championship Game. The group, which has rocketed to the top of the charts an...
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Funny story: Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...
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Funny story: John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

John Prescott knows about egg on face and comes to the rescue

Top twit of the year award goes to that used to be Labour candidate Stuart McLennan. He's even more of a twit than that trio of public school twits, Cameron, Osbourne and Johnson. Even more than Reid and Pricey could be, he has outwitted them. Old...
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Funny story: Mary Potter and the Tempest in her Womb Part 3

Mary Potter and the Tempest in her Womb Part 3

Mary Potter had enjoyed waking up to the Dawn chorus but The Vicar of Dibley had to bid her farewell and the comic Troubadors went on their merry way. Armo Gusofftopic was fair relieved to see them departeth from the forest because theis meant he could continue with his plan to help this damsel in distress. "Forsooth, fair Mary I do have a plan. I spoketh with the Wise Old Fart who lives in...
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Funny story: Fellow Brits - Come to Canada, Gas is cheaper

Fellow Brits - Come to Canada, Gas is cheaper

I was sorry to read that fellow Brits. are hurting again at the pumps. Many Brits. from North East England, fed up with rising prices at the pumps, decided to emigrate to Canada in the early 80's and are we are ever so glad we did. Reaching almo...
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Funny story: William says Stuart MacLennan-Twitter scandal are reasons why Labour will lose

William says Stuart MacLennan-Twitter scandal are reasons why Labour will lose

According to William Murray - a 101-year old bagpiper from the guid old Scottish Highlands, micro-blogger Stuart MacLennan has hammered another nail in the Labour Party's coffin. "Nae gonna win" harrumphed the old codger - a fighter for Scottish i...
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Funny story: Augusta Patron Describes Drone Attack: "Pungent Odor Of Burning Poontang"

Augusta Patron Describes Drone Attack: "Pungent Odor Of Burning Poontang"

Dateline Augusta: Yesterday's Predator Drone missile attack on one of Tiger's skanks caught rapelling down a rope from a hovering helicopter was largely ignored by ESPN and the Golf Channel. A patron who would not give his name described the scene:...
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Funny story: Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts. He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled the judges over with his superb voice and n...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson to Head All Star Cast in 'Clash of the Avatars'

James Cameroon announced today that he will team up with Louis Letterrear for the next 3-D blockbuster 'Clash of the Avatars' starring none other than the hottest Hollywood couple going Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. In addition to the twilig...
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Funny story: In News Today

In News Today

I wasn't going to write anymore today but, god damn it, The Spoof is making me. So.. In News Today Sandra Bullocks responds to rumors about having a sex tape with her husband. I know denial when I see it. Plus Hollywood sex tapes are nothing special anyway, so no need to give a shit. I mean, come one, you're famous. Hire James Cameron to shoot it or something. What else is interesting the...
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Funny story: 'Contrite' Brown Grabs Election Lead

'Contrite' Brown Grabs Election Lead

Gordon Brown grabbed a shock lead in the opinion polls today when he apologized for "serious errors" in his management of the British economy. Often shaken by sobs, a contrite Mr Brown told a packed meeting in Ditchwater that he had been a total half...
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Funny story: Local Man Not Our Local Man

Local Man Not Our Local Man

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was horrified this lunchtime when he went surfing on the internet and found a story about a local man in Columbus, Ohio, USA, who has apparently been fined and imprisoned for slapping little kids in a Walmart store. "...
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Funny story: S & M: GOP Wet Dream

S & M: GOP Wet Dream

Sarah (Palin) and Michele (Bachmann) came to Minnesota this past week and according to the latest public opinion poll, they are a GOP wet dream. S & M took the crowd by storm. In what one reporter described as a combination of Joan of Arc, El...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Shows Off Her New Thigh High Barbed Wire Tattoo To The Norwegians

Cheryl Cole Shows Off Her New Thigh High Barbed Wire Tattoo To The Norwegians

OSLO, Norway - Cheryl Cole flew up to Norway on a promotional tour for her latest single and video "Parachute." The music video was choreographed by her BFF Derek Hough, who also danced with Chezza in the dance number. The versatile Hough also pla...
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Funny story: Stuart MacLennan Signs Up For The Spoof

Stuart MacLennan Signs Up For The Spoof

Controversial ex-Labour Party potential candidate Stuart MacLennan today announced that he'd had enough of all the Westminster hypocrisy, the chavs on Stirling station, ugly old boots in trains, coffin dodgers, etc and has announced that from this po...
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Funny story: Unwanted Boy Sent Back By Parents

Unwanted Boy Sent Back By Parents

An unwanted adopted boy has been returned to his homeland. The little boy, called Gordon Brown, looked forlorn as he waited at Glasgow airport yesterday. He was about to return to the land of anonymity, which he had left only a few years ago. Gord...
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Funny story: Pirate Captain Writer Morse Exposed As An Imposter

Pirate Captain Writer Morse Exposed As An Imposter

Shocking news just in. Reports we're hearing are that the Spoofologist, Pirate Captain, Breast Afficionado, and staunch Democrat known as Morse is in fact an imposter. A source told us that the person currently masquerading as Morse is not the rea...
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Funny story: "The Lady Who Does That" Suddenly Quits, Creating Office Chaos

"The Lady Who Does That" Suddenly Quits, Creating Office Chaos

Carla Waters, known around the office as "The Lady Who Does That," is really not there today. Her departure has created mass confusion and outright hysteria among the customer service department of Bulger, Inc. Waters, who worked for Bulger for th...
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Funny story: Stuart MacLennan - 'I'm Very Sorry, I've Been a Right T**t'

Stuart MacLennan - 'I'm Very Sorry, I've Been a Right T**t'

Sacked Labour Party one-time prospective candidate Stuart MacLennan issued a full and unreserved apology for his disgraceful Twitter postings which labelled political allies and opponents alike as a bunch of t**ts and c**ts and w***ers. The 24 yea...
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Funny story: New Version of Scrabble to allow "Text Speak"

New Version of Scrabble to allow "Text Speak"

The makers of the word play game Scrabble, are in the process of allowing Proper Nouns, such as Google, Facebook and Aldi, to their repertoire of allowed words. This has angered Scrabble players across the world, but Mattel have indicated that this i...
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Funny story: Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Alex Reid To Be The New Steven Seagal

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today told anyone who'd listen that he was desperate to sign cock fighting welsh dresser Alex Reid for a new movie project designed to fill the niche left largely unfilled by Hollywood tough-guy actor...
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Funny story: OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

OMG! Is Cheryl's new barbed wire tattoo really an Opus Dei cilice??

Oslo - (Bird On A Wire Mess): "Our Cheryl's not exactly one for mortifying the flesh," Joan Callaghan's cleaning lady's Brazilian epilatrice commented today. "Maybe the tattoo's shambolic, like. Er, symbolic! Kinda Thigh Willy Be Dun crown of tho...
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Funny story: The NeoMetro - April 2010

The NeoMetro - April 2010

Hello to all my fellow loft dwellers and flat lifers! Has the NeoMetro got a sweet tweet for you this week! We all know how much you love strutting around the apartment in a state of undress, right? Well, if you are anything like me, then you also know the importance of having reliable locks on your doors while still having those nearly invisible curtains that can be so easily seen through from...
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Funny story: Move Over SuBo - Little Fatty's In Da House!

Move Over SuBo - Little Fatty's In Da House!

Susan Boyle, the Blackburn balladeer with the voice of an angel had better be right up on her toes and ready to mix it because there's a new kid on the block challenging for her audience. Lin Yu Chun, the singing shopkeeper from Taiwan is a vertic...
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Funny story: Grand National Debt Reduction Plan

Grand National Debt Reduction Plan

In a surprise move to cut Britain's gigantic public debt, Chancellor Alistair Darling ordered the Bank of England to print an extra £10 billion in notes and put the lot on The Package in tomorrow's Grand National. The move infuriated Gordon Brown, wh...
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Funny story: Dem Bones

Dem Bones

Johannesburg, April 9 - (thespoof) - Scientists and reporters eagerly gathered around the skeletal remains of a middle aged, ape-like female recently discovered in South Africa. And though now some two million years old, they stated for the record; "...
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Funny story: Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

Prospective candidates, from Truro to Thurso, in the UK General Election are running round like headless chickens as they learn of the removal of a candidate, who Twittered like a twerp and has been caught out. Did a candidate for election to the...
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Funny story: International dispute over the height of Everest

International dispute over the height of Everest

Everest is the highest mountain on planet Earth, every school child knows this, but how high is it? In 1858, Chinese and Nepalese geographers calculated the height and came up with two different figures. China maintains that Everest is 8844 metres...
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Funny story: Camilla, Prince Charles' Main Squeeze, Breaks Leg

Camilla, Prince Charles' Main Squeeze, Breaks Leg

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, fell as she stepped into a rabbit hole whilst hill walking in Scotland. Camilla is now sporting a 'plaster' on her leg (a 'cast' to our American and Candian readers). She was apparently looking adoringly into the e...
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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson now Weatherman

Sir Alex Ferguson now Weatherman

Sir Alex Ferguson, talking to reporters, began predicting the weather during his last interview. It appears he has always wanted to be a t.v. weatherman. Sir Alex told reporters, "We won't have Wayne for Sunday. It's nothing serious as we said"...
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Funny story: Camilla/Gerry McCann/Jon Venables a self-inflicted New Labour wound bookies reckon

Camilla/Gerry McCann/Jon Venables a self-inflicted New Labour wound bookies reckon

Cyberspace - (One Fluke Over the Cuckold's Nest): It's a fifth wedding anniversary present to Charles and Camilla from internet spread betting giant Aintgottasprayer.con. And it identifies the Duchess of Cornwall's DNA as the toxic genome blighti...
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Funny story: X Factor judge sought

X Factor judge sought

With Dannii Minogue knocked up, the search is now on for a new judge to sit on the panel during the next season of the X factor. Simon Cowell, 23, has announced that a nationwide hunt is to be launched with the results to be screened in a new show...
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Funny story: Alternative View: The Republican Party

Alternative View: The Republican Party

At this General Election you won't here any news on television, or newspapers about The Republican Party, because most views are censored just like Nazis censored everything that did not agree with Nazi Philosophy. Lets look at the policies of th...
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Funny story: Glasgow Patter: The Big Hoose

Glasgow Patter: The Big Hoose

On a visit to Glasgow try and stay in the City Centre and don't explore some of the way out housing schemes, where drugs, and gang warfare, are rife. There are even some areas where all that matters is whether you are a Catholic, or a Protestant,...
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Funny story: Malcolm McLaren To Receive Full State Funeral

Malcolm McLaren To Receive Full State Funeral

Malcolm McLaren, the former Sex Pistols manager who died in a Swiss hospital on Thursday, is to receive a full state funeral preceded by a full week of national mourning, it has been announced. McLaren, 64, died of mesothelioma, a rare form of can...
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Funny story: Grand National Spoof Special

Grand National Spoof Special

Its the Grand National tomorrow the worlds greatest steeplechase, over 4.5 miles and 30 fences at Aintree in Liverpool. The course has such famous fences as Bechers Brook, The Chair, The Canal Turn, Valentines Brook, and the Foinavon Fence where ther...
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Funny story: The Declaration Of /B/ Is Direly Needed

The Declaration Of /B/ Is Direly Needed

I believe, that a leader is not the strongest man. Nor is he the smartest man. I believe the leader should be the man with the biggest balls. For when the time comes that no amount of strength can solve the problem. And no amount of smarts can remedy the disagreement. That the leader must be able to act with the confidence of a lion. Such confidence, that no one would believe, we're screwed. /...
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Funny story: Immoral Uses Of Rubber

Immoral Uses Of Rubber

A long ass time ago, people were afraid of penises. So afraid of them, that they labeled sex evil and declared condoms immoral. Since then, a lot of sexual revolutions have passed and people learned that sex is natural. Or so I thought. A couple of days ago my fundamentalist Christian friend (I don't know why, don't ask) told me that condoms are the most immoral use for rubber. Naturally,...
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Funny story: Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

Cheryl Cole's Perfume 'Eau Du Nudeness' Named The World's Best

COPENHAGEN - The International Perfume Institute headquartered in Copenhagen, Denmark has just announced that it has chosen Cheryl Cole's Eau Du Nudeness as the world's number one perfume. IPI executive director Mezzolino Rillanava stated that thi...
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Funny story: Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure. The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...
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Funny story: The Cocks Are Out

The Cocks Are Out

After long months of anguish and suffering regular demonstrations from animal rights groups, the University of South Carolina today announced that it was going to drop the name, 'Gamecocks' as its sports logo and mascot. Head football coach Steve...
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Funny story: Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Activist Groups Adapt their Agendas to Heath Care Reform Legislation

Washington DC: The passage of federal health care reform legislation has made left wing activist groups realize that any increased costs incurred by the taxpayers for health care will decrease their own revenue intake. A survey indicated that vari...
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Funny story: Spider-Man Stuck in Apple iPad, Wants Out

Spider-Man Stuck in Apple iPad, Wants Out

The Apple iPad revolution of 2010 is exciting for the business community. But it's been a complete disaster for at least one person: 48-year-old Spider-Man. Not good news for him that Marvel Comics has developed an app that makes the iPad his new...
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Funny story: Obama Health Care to discourage sugar-laced Holidays

Obama Health Care to discourage sugar-laced Holidays

Say good-bye to the Easter bunny. The next candy cane you get maybe a stock of celery and the only snicker you will get on Halloween will come with a chuckle. Why? Take a guess. America's children are turning into little fatties. Pediatricians a...
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Funny story: 67 Year Old Phoenix Woman Totally Responsible for Mortgage Meltdown Mess

67 Year Old Phoenix Woman Totally Responsible for Mortgage Meltdown Mess

After a week of hearings with representatives, CEO's and Government officials at the helm when the world economy was brought to the brink by sneaky and deceptive criminal activity, Congress has ruled that the responsibility for the mortgage meltdown...
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Funny story: Pope Denounces Archeological Find

Pope Denounces Archeological Find

His devine holiness the Pope has denounced the latest archeological find from the Middle East. Archeologists were on a dig in Jerusalem when they came across something of global importance. Professor Ziegul Schidt of the Pidgeon Institute in F...
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