Vatican press agent Father Gropesakid today announced unanimous vatican approval for Playchick's 2011 Easter Edition. The Holy See has ordered the first 10,000 copies to be shipped by Vatican's own subsidairy UPASS "United Paedophile Association of Shuffling & Shipping" A lavish celebration will be held in the Pope's Private Residence on the official release day.
Playchick first approached The Pope from Belfast about approval for an Easter Pictorial featuring Alter Boys, two years ago when they were putting together their first Irish Edition.
Playchick was granted full use of the Papal Residence for this pictorial after agreeing to allow the church to charge it's priests admission for the three day photo event. Proceeds from both ticket sales, and prepaided, copies autographed by the Holy Father, are expected to cover most of the legal expenses in Ireland. The Vatican is sorry to announce that the entire lot of 10,000 signed copies sold out in 15 minutes. Priests unable to attend the photo session will be given a chance to kiss the Pope's personal copy for a nominal fee.
This pictorial is to be a tribute to Micheal Jackson and an confidental source states that some are already asking to have The king of Pop declared a saint. This honor is to be bestowed post-humously in honor of Micheal's years of tireless work with young boys. Micheal is an inspiration to all of us stated Father Gropesakid. There is a growing trend among Catholic Bishops of recomending local priests organize weekly alter boy sleep overs in his honor, and it is showing signs of success..
Catholic Priests and all child rapists are encouraged to request a personally signed picture of the Holy See with the Alter Boy of their choice. Don't forget to order extra copies for the boy's homes you prey on. A choice of alter boy positions will be offered as well. See the weekly abuse-letter for more details. That's all today from the Holy City and don't forget our motto...They're only Kids, Fuc*em.
By AIP Staff Writer Stump Parrish