WEST HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nine year marriage between rock and roller Melissa Etheridge and her wife, housewife Tammy has hit the rock and roll rocks.
Tammy 35, revealed that it got to the point where Melissa 48, had just become insanely jealous. Tammy said that she could not even go out to water her prized petunias without Mel giving her the third degree.
Just the other day, Melissa yelled out at Tammy where she thought she was going dressed in her high leg cut pink teddy. Tammy replied that she was going to the kitchen to fix herself a salami and cheese sandwich.
Tammy said that Mel is so jealous that just in the past three years she has fired 17 cooks and 24 maids. The couple still has the same gardener Paco Torres.
Torres reportedly stated that he once told Tammy that she had some real pretty looking chichis (boobies). Luckily Melissa did not understand what he was saying because Paco has a very bad Spanish accent. Mel actually thought that Paco had said something about his favorite food being cheese dip.
Tammy also said that the couples 13 year age difference also came into play. Tammy likes to jog and Melissa likes to lay around in her boxer shorts, smoke cigars, and drink beer.
Tammy also pointed out that Mel had told her that she did not want her sitting and sunning herself out by their swimming pool wearing her crotchless bikini swimsuit in full view of their gardener (Paco Torres).
Mrs. Etheridge said that the last straw came when Mel insisted that she get a neck tattoo that read, 'Everything below this mark belongs to Melissa Etheridge, trespassers will be prosecuted.
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