Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret
Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...
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Robert Redford Weds Vagina Painting Artist Sibylle Szaggars
Hamburg, Germany - Actor, environmental activist and ski resort developer, Robert Redford, 71, has married his longtime girlfriend, Sibylle Szaggars, 51, in a private ceremony at the St. Catherine Church in Hamburg, Germany. Although the actor's...
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Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"
CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...
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Robert Pattinson Caught Nude After Pants Stolen!
Twilight Actor Robert Pattinson seemed undisturbed after his pants and shorts were ripped off of him yesterday by three female fans, perhaps because he had a lot to show them. The incident happened yesterday at Maddame Tussaud's Wax Museum in New...
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Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever
Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals
Pattinson and Stewart: Together?
Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay
Robert Pattinson & the Dr Who Vampires
Justin Bieber To Marry Robert Pattinson In Civil Ceremony?
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Argue In A Pedicure Salon
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, Starring Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner Opens To Record Breaking Crowds!
Robert Pattinson, Zac Efron, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton To Star In The Lesbian Vampire Movie, "Don't Ask - Don't Tell Bitch!"
Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Want to Save Honey Bees
Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed on Martian Surface!
HOUSTON, TX - Scientists confirmed an arse first photographed in the Cydonia region of Mars is actually a likeness of the backside of a celebrity nowhere near the end of his career - Robert Pattinson! Controversy has surrounded the so-called "Arse...
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Robert Pattinson Loses Front Door Key - Txts Kristen Stewart In Desperation
Sensational breaking news from Hollywood! - Just when everybody was starting to believe that the Twilight franchise was just about played out, Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga - astounded even the most hard nosed Hollywood report...
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Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart
Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.
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OKC and Miami: Like Picking Between Twilight and True Blood
True Blood began its fifth season on Sunday, and the Miami Heat is prepared to spill true blood again for the second season in their alleged run of seven championships. On the hit HBO show, Sookie has fairy blood, which confounds vampires, and it...
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Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!
Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...
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Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth
Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...
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Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy
Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...
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Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...
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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart meet the wise woman
Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman. The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons...
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Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...
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Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid
It has been less than three months since the movie "Twilight" has hit theaters, and its main man, Robert Pattinson, is already swooning teenage girls all over the globe. So, it comes as no surprise that the new heartthrob is being linked to the likes...
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Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar
NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Divorce Inevitable
Although Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart aren't even married, odds makers are placing bets that if they were married, they would already have been divorced by now. Said one bookmaker in Las Vegas, "I know it's hard to get your head wrapped ar...
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Catfight Between Kristen Stewart And Emma Watson Over Robert Pattinson Is 'Nothing But A Media Creation.'
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Robert Pattinson As Satan? Paradise Lost Casting Rumours Rife
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Robert Pattinson to be Prince William's best man
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Kristen Stewart Furious At Nude Lesbian Barbie Calendar
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Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day
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Rob Pattinson Reveals His Secret Crush To Co-Stars Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder
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Kristen Stewart - Hollywood's Most Unpopular Starlet?
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Pattinson cousin is only man in America who has never seen the Twilight Saga
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Robert Pattinson In Row With Sam Uley On Set Of Twilight
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Robert Pattinson pissed again like he was last summer
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Robert Pattinson's lips out of action
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Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious
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Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.A. Clinic
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Robert Pattinson Afraid He Will Hurt Kristen Stewart During Twilight Love Scenes
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Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties
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Reg Bond - "My Nights Of Hell With Kristen Stewart!"
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Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise
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Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson Go Screaming, Fleeing House
