Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

In a stunner this morning during an interview with Robert Pattinson about the upcoming Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson let slip that he thinks that fellow actor, Taylor Lautner may be gay. After a long question and answer session about the movies...

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Funny story: Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Ashley Greene Apologizes To Kristen Stewart

Actress Ashley Greene has apparently apologized to Kristen Stewart over the spat the last two weeks concerning Robert Pattinson. As still another "As The Twilight Turns" rumor runs it's course, like always, there was a little truth and a lot of ad...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart to get married!

Yes, it's true, (well, to be more accurate, false) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are going to get married! Pattinson, 22, proposed to Stewart, 19, last weekend in a dream I had. Rob had taken Kris to Hawaii when he took her on a special dat...

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Funny story: Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Anyone For A Nude Kim Kardashian, Taylor Lautner?

Now you can not only view photographs of a nude Kim Kardashian, but you can have her in your bedroom or tastefully dressed in the living room. After the release of formerly censored nude pics, adding insult to injury, she is being made into an adu...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: 174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

174 'Twilight: Eclipse' Viewers Hospitalized By Robert Pattinson / Kristen Stewart DVD Commentary.

Summit Entertainment, the movie studio which has made approximately $905 jillion dollars moistening the panties of young women via the 'Twilight' movie series, has landed in hot water after 174 fans of the new 'Twilight: Eclipse' DVD were hspitalized...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Initial reactions to Madame Tussauds latest acquisition - Twilight star, Robert Pattinson - have been mostly favourable, with visitors remarking that the wax likeness bore a striking resemblence to the actor. "Eeh, it looks just like him," said 17...

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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Stand United Against Malicious Rumours

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart faced the press today in the State Function Room of the Dunbonkin Hotel on New York City's fashionable Fifth Avenue in order to quell a constant stream of outrageous innuendo and ill informed specul...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

Robert Pattinson To Kristen: For Pete's Sake, He's An Old Man!

The jealousy bug has hit Robert Pattinson recently as he is very upset with co-star and girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. "I guess it was bound to happen after the shooting began on this last Twilight", stated one cameraman. "It's about using the chara...

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Funny story: RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

RPattz and K-Stew Are Back Together - The $195,000 Bentley Did The Trick!

MARINA DEL REY, California - After what seemed like an eternity Kristen Stewart, the stoic Hollywood actress who never smiles, managed to crack a smile at a local Mexican food restaurant in Marina Del Rey. Stewart, was dumped by her boyfriend Rob...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Texting?

LOS ANGELES - The Left Coast rumor mills are working overtime trying to sort out the ongoing Pattinson/Stewart story. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle is reporting that Kristen's hair stylist FuFi Fondue has suggested that K-Stew is sending...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart Gets Green Light From Rob Pattinson Over New Movie Project

Kristen Stewart has proved beyond all doubt that there is life after the Twilight franchise as she entered into discussions to play the leading role in a proposed new movie based around 1970's kids' action figure 'Stretch Armstrong.' Miss Stewart'...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Apparently those once old friends have had it up to here with each other and friends had to separate them Wednesday night as a black eye on one and a badly cut lip and loose tooth on the other was all the damage that resulted. "It looked a lot wor...

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Funny story: Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

Pattinson's Best Friend Tom Sturridge Seeing Kristen Stewart!

For some unknown reason, no one has ever linked British actor Tom Sturridge with the Twilight people although Sturridge is not only Pattinson's friend but is a name outside the United States, when it comes to movies. Tom reportedly told friends la...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

Robert Pattinson: Kristen Is A Natural Born Vampyre!

In the forthcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn movie Kristen Stewart's character Bella will be transformed from vapid vamp-lover to bona-fide bloodsucking beauty. In short, Bella becomes a real born-again vampyre, writes Teen Vampyre Sex Fantasy Correspondent, Camilla Le Fanu. And her co-star in the billion-dollar bounteous bloodlust bonanza, the world's hottest hunk of hot hunky horror hunk h...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted At The La Brea Tar Pits

LA BREA - In quite an amazing turn of events the infamous Twilight Saga couple Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were seen engaged in a bit of tonsil hockey at the world famous La Brea Tar Pits. A source said that the two looked like a couple of h...

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Funny story: Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

Twilight Stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star In The Movie "A Week In Paradise - The Pippa Middleton-Ron Jeremy Story"

SOHO, England - Robert Pattinson, star of the Twilight Saga series of movies recently met with noted Italian producer/director Bandini Borrapelli. The two discussed the details of Pattinson appearing in his PG-13 rated movie based on a true story.

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