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26 September 2023

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood. The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand...

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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Zac and Vanessa Invite Kristen and Robert To Their Luxurious Resort In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have invited Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to visit them in their luxurious Mexican mansion resort located down in Cabo San Lucas, Baja California. Efron and Hudgens have leased the man...

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Robert Pattinson Thinks Taylor Lautner May Be Gay

In a stunner this morning during an interview with Robert Pattinson about the upcoming Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson let slip that he thinks that fellow actor, Taylor Lautner may be gay. After a long question and answer session about the movies...

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Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...

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Robert Pattinson, Tom Sturridge Finally Come To Blows, Loose Tooth

Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

Robert Pattinson Learns Something New Every Day

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev Stars of The Vampire Diaries Are Overheard Using The "M" Word

Robert Pattinson Arrested In New York As Kristen Rushes To Help!

Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Researchers Create World's Smallest Image of Rob Pattinson!

Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Using Stunt Doubles To Trick Paparazzi!

Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Leave For Vacation In Japan

Robert Pattinson says Dawn is really really big even bigger than that Volcanic Dust Cloud

Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...

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Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side. However, yesterday Srewart...

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Taylor Swift: My Breasts Are Larger Than Those Of Kristen Stewart!

After being kidded about her small breasts by stand-up comedians for over two years now, a frustrated Taylor Swift suddenly stated that she is larger than Kristen Stewart! Hearing this, actress Kristen Stewart told reporters "How does she know? Sh...

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Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment

In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end, but it was a smashing finish. "I had a...

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Curse of Arundel Castle has hexed Kristen Stewart say locals

Arundel, Sussex - A centuries-old curse inflicted on philanderers by the castle's first chateleine Mabel de Bellême has claimed its latest victim according to reports. The murdered wife of Roger de Montgomerie, 1st Earl of Shrewsbury, Mabel was ha...

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Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...

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