Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...
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Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July
News out of Hollywood is that "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I" may be moved up to a July date due to some bad publicity from critics. We sent our reporter to get the latest and he says that right now it is 50-50. Although the Twilight books and mo...
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Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson
When asked by roving motorcycle reporter ROYGBIV what she thought about Robert Pattinson, British ainger/actress Pixie Lott threw him a quizzical look and told him that she has never met Rob Pattinson, out of Twilight and Remember Me, or else she wou...
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Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Lady Gaga has just announced that she will be appearing in the Salvo Classacotti film The Nude Singing Zombies of Pomona. The Cripple Creek Motion Picture film will also star two of the...
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Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!
VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...
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Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks
This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...
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Twilight's Taylor Lautner Arrested!
Selena Gomez Goes To Bed With Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner - Miley Cyrus Furious
Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Disappear
Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours
Rob Pattinson Is First Vampire to Ring Opening Bell at NY Stock Exchange
Robert Pattinson In Row With Sam Uley On Set Of Twilight
The Twilight Saga Midnight Sun
Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love Naked Geometry
More Website Clicks Than Pattinson, Stewart & Lautner Put Together: The Man With The Word's Smallest Penis
Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony
Vanessa Hudgens And Brenda Song Kidnapped By Pirates - Rob Pattinson Too; Panic In Hollywood
Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine
Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not one of them. The editor of GCHQ Magazin...
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Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene
"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...
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Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap
The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...
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The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan
VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...
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Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise
BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...
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Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin
It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...
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Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team
Following hot on the heels of teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song's neon lit abduction (unopposed) tonight on Hollywood Boulevard this evening, disturbing news has reached us that top heart-throb Rob Pattinson has also been abducted following...
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Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart
Rodney Hempstead, well known and respected 20 year veteran of The Guardian news service and more specifically, the Entertainment Section of the news desk, was unceremoniously sacked for refusing to write any more stories about popular celebrities who...
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Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart
Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.
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Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner
At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever
There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent. Millionai...
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Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal
HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...
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Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"
Whoever came up with the term "Twi-Hards" for the actors and loyal fans is not appreciated by either, according to movie Insiders and a poll of fans. "It's like 'Brangelina". I bet Brad and Angelina hated that term", stated one fan called in the s...
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Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series
A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...
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