Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

News out of Hollywood is that "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I" may be moved up to a July date due to some bad publicity from critics. We sent our reporter to get the latest and he says that right now it is 50-50. Although the Twilight books and mo...

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Funny story: Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson

Pixie Lott Says She's Never Met Robert Pattinson

When asked by roving motorcycle reporter ROYGBIV what she thought about Robert Pattinson, British ainger/actress Pixie Lott threw him a quizzical look and told him that she has never met Rob Pattinson, out of Twilight and Remember Me, or else she wou...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

Lady Gaga To Star In A Nude Musical With Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Left Coast Mirror Magazine is reporting that Lady Gaga has just announced that she will be appearing in the Salvo Classacotti film The Nude Singing Zombies of Pomona. The Cripple Creek Motion Picture film will also star two of the...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Robert Pattinson Not Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' By GCHQ Magazine

Twilight heart throb Robert Pattinson, who plays vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight saga of movies may have been voted the sexiest man alive by teen readers of several magazines, but GCHQ Magazine was not one of them. The editor of GCHQ Magazin...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

Robert Pattinson Tells Kristen Steward About Date With Ashley Greene

"He sure hasn't been himself", stated one guy who has been a sort of unofficial bodyguard since Pattinson was almost ran over by a taxi in New york about a year ago. "He perked up when the Eclipse Movie thing was going on but he kept looking at As...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Horrified As Emma Watson And Taylor Lautner Almost Accidentally Kill Miley Cyrus's Pet Goldfish In Potentially Horrendous Deckchair Mishap

The latest development in a sensational type Daily Male news non-story has Twilight stars and alleged sweethearts Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looking on in horror as a skylarking Harry Potter star, Emma Watson, and Twilight werewolf Taylor L...

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Funny story: The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

The Kristen Stewart Rumors Have Hit The Fan

VENICE BEACH - K-Stew and Tamra Natisin were seen walking hand-in-hand at Seashell Sal's Sporting Stuff Shop. When they were spotted by Macadamia Honeysuckle of LaLaLand Daily, formerly LaLaLand Limelight the two quickly let go of each others hand...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

Kristen Stewart Denies Cuddling With Tom Cruise

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart took time out from shopping on Rodeo Drive to respond to a claim regarding her and Katie Holmes' ex-husband Tom Cruise. K-Stew talked to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. It seems that one of the supermarket t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Kate Winslet and the Merkin

It was while they were spending a relaxing long weekend at their bohemian flat in Much Wenlock in Shropshire recently, that Twilight duo, the elegantly wasted and sexily ashen couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, had the fashion idea that le...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Rob Pattinson Kidnapped By Back Up Team

Following hot on the heels of teen queens Vanessa Hudgens and Brenda Song's neon lit abduction (unopposed) tonight on Hollywood Boulevard this evening, disturbing news has reached us that top heart-throb Rob Pattinson has also been abducted following...

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Funny story: Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Guardian Reporter Sacked for Refusing to Write About Pattinson, Pippa, Piers, Pitt, Palin, Posh, The Prince or Kristen Stewart

Rodney Hempstead, well known and respected 20 year veteran of The Guardian news service and more specifically, the Entertainment Section of the news desk, was unceremoniously sacked for refusing to write any more stories about popular celebrities who...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Daniel Radcliffe And Emma Watson Could Be The New Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart

Eccentric British film director Buffty Ginslinger today announced in a Soho pub that he has a grand plan to reinvent Harry Potter stars Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson into a British version of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the Twilight duo.

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

Robert Pattinson Apologizes To Taylor Lautner

At a press conference yesterday, actor Robert Pattinson stated that he had apologized to his friend and co-star, Taylor Lautner. "We got to be friends while doing the Twilight movies and it was my fault, being jealous over Kristen, that I said thi...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Forever

There's nothing fake or ephemeral about fey children of the night star-crossed vampyre couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, says Celebrity Matchmaker Titti Banger, writes Carrie N Crowe, Recycled Neo-Gothic Farrago Correspondent. Millionai...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

Kristen Stewart Denies Any Involvement In The Tarzana Texting Sex Scandal

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series Kristen Stewart recently stated that she is still hoping that ex-boyfriend Rob Pattinson will realize how much he misses her and ask her to once again become his one and only girlfriend. Stewart rec...

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Funny story: Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Both Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hate Term "Twi-hards"

Whoever came up with the term "Twi-Hards" for the actors and loyal fans is not appreciated by either, according to movie Insiders and a poll of fans. "It's like 'Brangelina". I bet Brad and Angelina hated that term", stated one fan called in the s...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

Robert Pattinson, Kristy Stewart Reveal Secret Of The "Twilight" Series

A major secret on the set of the Twilight movies is something most producers and directors may have never tried, according to two of it's star's, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. "If you noticed the shocked expressions on some of our faces it...

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