Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart prefer Twilight

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart will put their lights out tonight because they prefer twilight,not because of this Earth Hour climate change campaign. Earth Hour ,organised by the World Wildlife Fund (WWF),will see millions of people switch t...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, i...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

Taylor Lautner Steroid Scandal Rocks "New Moon" Set!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - New Moon cast members today accused co-star Taylor Lautner, 17, of "doping" on the set, taking performance-enhancing drugs clearly in violation of his contract terms. They alleged that, beginning in January 2009 with...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Robert Pattinson Waxwork Looks Just Like Him

Initial reactions to Madame Tussauds latest acquisition - Twilight star, Robert Pattinson - have been mostly favourable, with visitors remarking that the wax likeness bore a striking resemblence to the actor. "Eeh, it looks just like him," said 17...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Kim Kardashian Has Invited Rob Pattinson To Travel With Her Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

HOLLYWOOD - Rob Pattinson, the star of the Twilight series, has just received what he is calling one of the best offers he has ever had. Pattinson said that out of the blue he received a phone call from Kim Kardashian. She asked him how his brand...

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Funny story: YouTube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson to Death

YouTube Movie Embarrasses Robert Pattinson to Death

An amateur movie that was loaned out to a friend of the family has Robert Pattinson going slightly nuts. "If you want to see a red-faced Pattinson, you may get to do exactly that unless he can get that old family movie back", stated Lizzy Pattinso...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, and Vanessa Hudgens To Star In "And Then I'm Gonna... - Professional Wrestling's Art of Trash Talking"

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Twilight series is finally realizing his all-time desire and that is to star in a wrestling movie. Rob Pattinson said that as a kid he grew up watching old television wrestling videos and cheering on such childhood st...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Believe That Less Can Be More

Apropos of absolutely nothing, our reporter in Hollywood today told us that Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are all set to toe the Steven Spielberg line of brevity being all and less being more. Pattinson and Stewart agreed in...

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Funny story: Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Robert Pattinson, heart throb to girls all over the world and international superstar has been heard to have said that he can't wait for the filming of "New Moon" - the gripping sequel to twilight - to have finished filming so he can go back to his a...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart NOT Allergic To Robert Pattinson's Penis

Kristen Stewart acted swiftly today to absolutely deny internet reports which claimed that she was allergic to Robert Pattinson's penis. The actor, Bella in the Twilight franchise to RobPattz's Edward Cullen said that she had an idea that the inte...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid

Robert Pattinson: Love Trapezoid

It has been less than three months since the movie "Twilight" has hit theaters, and its main man, Robert Pattinson, is already swooning teenage girls all over the globe. So, it comes as no surprise that the new heartthrob is being linked to the likes...

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Funny story: Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

Robert Deniro spotted leaving pharmacy

The Boise Inquirer- The quiet city of Boise Idaho was a little less quiet when academy award winning actor Robert Deniro was seen leaving Walgreens on wednesday evening. An onlooker spotted the "Analyse This" star leaving at around 11:45 p.m carrying...

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

Clint Eastwood, Robert Pattinson, and Selena Gomez To Star In The Comedy Western "The Sockaroo Buckaroos"

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood who first became nationally known starring as Rowdy Yates on the 1950s television western Rawhide has just announced that he will be directing Robert Pattinson and Selena Gomez in the new Old West western from TouchRock Pic...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart find Drunks buy The Twilight Saga New Moon DVD

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been advised that research has shown that a large percentage of people seem to buy the Twilight Saga New Moon DVD after they get totally drunk. Yesterday for example Richard and Judy plus their daughter Ch...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Angelina Jolie After Robert Pattinson? No, Apparently It's Kristen Stewart

Even old hands at reporting in Hollywood are getting mixed-up with who's who and what's what these days. According to the latest news in "Hollywood Blue", Kristen Stewart who has been battling with another vampire lady has ran head first into a re...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In The Film "The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie"

Robert Pattinson To Star With Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder In The Film "The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie"

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight Saga movies, Robert Pattinson has just revealed his next motion picture project. RPattz spoke to Margarita Mixx, of The Tinsel Town Times Tribune and told her that he has agreed to star in a movie based on the...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

Kristen Stewart Tells Nina Dobrev "Leave Rob Alone!"

After all the gossip column buzzing about Robert Pattinson being seen with Nina Dobrev of "The Vampire Diaries" last week, Kristen Stewart told reporters, including ours, that Ms. Dobrev had better watch her step. "Rob is easy going and naturally...

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Funny story: Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Tia Brodie Is On Fire For Robert Pattinson

Porn star turned semi-naked fire-eating singer Tia Brodie - the bare-breasted babe who made Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan sweat but left ice-maiden Amanda Holden cold on Britain's Got Talent is desperate to perform a naked fire-act in front of sullen...

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