Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

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Friday, 18 February 2011

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Many people suffer from depression!

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side.

However, yesterday Srewart told reporters what her close friends have known for some time, she has suffered from depression for the past two years.

"I thought it was a family thing or a chemistry thing but the docs said no. I just didn't know WHY I was depressed. But now I feel a lot better or at least I am on my way to feeling a lot better."

So to what does Stewart owe her recovery?

"Reading the celeb mags and skipping all those 'Twilight' and 'Kristen Stewart' stories have really helped. I simply ignore them if they appear to be really those Razzie Awards."

Since Robert Pattinson was there by her side as usual, we asked him if Kristen seemed better.

"She sure does. I agree with all she has said. All those things have helped but she has also began doing what I always do when I begin to get down and become negative about everything."

And what would that be?

"Reading all those wild stories about Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen...especially Charlie Sheen. I wish them well, but man are they all screwed up! After reading all that and giving it to Kristen to read, it made us realize that we're pretty well off."

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