Robert Pattinson and the Bigfoot Film Controversy

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 1 March 2010

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Mr Magoo is so short sighted that the last time he went to the cinema he thought a woman at the other end of the hall carrying a white fur coat in front of her arms was the ice cream lady. Magoo's grandson Four Eyes Magoo is equally blind as a bat, in fact his glasses are like the bottoms of milk bottles.

Four Eyes is a fan of Film star Robert Pattinson but his eye sight being so bad it sure caused problems when he decided to do a Google search. He put in the search Roger Patterson instead of Robert Pattinson and up came all the details of Roger Patterson who took the most famous video footage of Bigfoot ever.

Looks like Four Eyes Magoo has put his foot in it again just like his famous grandfather.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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