The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish.
Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in mind, and there is nothing salacious to see here.
The gusset in question is defined as a bracket strengthening the angle of a structure, the kind of gusset that Kristen had in mind when a friend informed her that the roof on his garden shed was getting a little saggy.
Sources say that Kristen knocked up a couple of gussets in her uncle's workshop, and that the defective roof is now structurally sound.
One source told us that Robert was fascinated by Kristen's gusset.
Words fail.
