Nina Dobrev Nixes Ian Somerhalder's Idea of Matching Intimate Tattoos

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 7 December 2013

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Nina says no to Ian's tattoo proposition.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of The Vampire Diaries were recently spotted together at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Hollywood.

The two were acting like lovebirds as Nina hand-fed Ian cashew nuts while he rubbed his left hand on her right thigh.

Several lounge patrons said that the two were carrying on like Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

One of the waitresses remarked that she was amazed that the hot couple did not set off the lounge's smoke detectors.

A close friend of Somerhalders informed The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that Ian had suggested to Nina that the two show their true love for each other by getting matching tattoos.

Somerhalder suggested that they should each get a bikini line tattoo with the initials of their hit show The Vampire Diaries.

Needless to say Dobrev shot down that idea real quick when she pointed out that the initials would be VD.

Somerhalder laughed and said that he had not realized it. He then wondered why in the world singer Vic Damone had never changed either his first name or his last name.

Nina told her co-star that like Meat Loaf sang in his song "I'll do anything but I won't do that."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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