Robert Pattinson Signs For Breaking Dawn!

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Thursday, 28 May 2009

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"We seem to film everywhere but Hollywood!"

Even though it may be two whole years away, Robert Pattinson has already signed to do Twilight 4: Breaking Dawn.

"I realize we just got through filming New Moon and are still finishing up Eclipse, but I wanted to go ahead and commit myself to doing this role. Let's hope these two do really well", Pattinson told interviewers yesterday.

Pattinson says he doesn't yet know when the filming will begin but he's very busy finishing Eclipse and looking into how to schedule two other movies he will mostly likely do.

"This thing can really keep you hopping around. I can see why Woody Harrelson got the paparazzi and the zombies mixed up. Sometimes I think the paparazzi and the zombies ARE the same. At least the Twilight series doesn't have zombies, yet."

Asked what other movies he's looking into, Pattinson replied, "The one with Hugh Jackman sounds really intriguing. I think they are calling it "Unbound Captives" at the present and there's a good role in a film called, "Remember Me". I really would like to be in both.

"It'll be good to do the other movies in between. I don't mean that I would be typecast by the Twilight series, but the others allow you to get a fresh start in the continuing role in Twilight."

"Do me a favor and go see the Salvador Dali film. I'd like an honest opinion from people. Here I'm listed as some kind of macho man and none of this started out that way."

"Honestly, do I look like a macho man? Wait till I'm alongside Jackman", Pattinson laughed.

"Seriously, I want my fans to see "Little Ashes" and give me an honest take."

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