This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News.
An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise book cover in wax crayon, to the effect that Twilight werewolf actor, Taylor Lautner, has complained that Bella actress Kristen Stewart has a thing about sniffing Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson's stinky socks.
Which is a bit weird to say the least.
SEN Supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, opined:
"It's patently obvious that it's a load of bloody rubbish. A non-story. It's tosh! Fluff! I've known a few women in my time, and I've yet to meet one who enjoys sniffing sweaty socks! That's just a bloody stupid premise! Furthermore, I'll tell you this - I've bloody well had it with SEN! I quit! The bastards promised that they wouldn't do this to me again. Bastards!"
Buffty - the cheque's in the post.
Sniffing socks indeed! What is the world coming to...
