Robert Pattinson turns Gangsta!

Funny story written by mcjlsat

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

23 year old Robert Pattinson announced that he was turning 'Gangsta' on October 29, 2009.

He decided that he didn't like people knowing him as 'The vampire from 'Twilight''.

He says, "I want to have my own image. Something people will remember other than 'Edward Cullen' or, 'The vampire from 'Twilight'."

He has been seen walking around Los Angeles with his girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, wearing baggy jeans,a tank top, and chains.

"I like this look on him. It makes him look adorable." Says girlfriend Kristen Stewart. When asked if this look was going to stick Kristen said, "I don't think it will. I think he will get sick of it soon and want to change back. But for now I like it."

So there you have it. Robert Pattinson turned Gangsta. For now.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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