Teen queens, Brenda Song & Kristen Stewart mock Rob Pattinson

Funny story written by HalesBDavis

Wednesday, 3 June 2009

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Teen queens, Brenda Song and Kristen Stewart have recently mocked Rob Pattinson, Brenda in a recent interview criticized his acting skills and mocked his style. While, Kristen imitated Pattinson on a recent Youtube video.

In response to the video, Pattinson said, ''This is a childish act. Mate, I have no idea why Kristen dislikes me. We used to be friends and on good terms when Twilight first came out but now our friendship seems on the rocks. Ever since I got my teen heartthrob status, she has been pounding me.''

He continued saying, ''I can't believe Kristen and Brenda mocked me. Brenda and I used to be pals, I don't know why she did it.. Maybe she's still pissed off about not getting the Leah Clearwater part. I have no idea why Brenda would do this. She is by far the worst Disney actress I've ever seen.

Pattinson then alluded, ''Look I'm not a 5 year old kiddie who watches Disney everyday. But I've seen Brenda act a lot of times, we met on set of Bette in 2001 so we've known each other for a pretty long time. I just don't get why she would make fun of me. It might be just for fun, I used to criticize Madonna's acting skills and I used to imitate Elvis. I just don't find it funny at all.''

Kristen's response to Pattinson's comments: ''I only imitated Rob for fun, nothing against him I just don't find teen heartthrobs attractive. He is built on hype and every teen girl wants him, I think that it's stupid. The want him because he is cute, no one cares about what's in the inside and that bothered me. I don't dislike Rob, I hate teen heartthrobs, bubblegum pop and tweenybopper channels. They promote unrealistic things and I hate that, as for the video I made. It was just for fun, everyone imitates. It doesn't mean anything. I'm sorry that people toke it the wrong way, it isn't supposed to be like that. It's funny!!!''

Brenda and her rep have ''no comment'' and will not issue a statement for unknown reasons, although it probably has something to do with me not asking them for one.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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