Pattinson: America is cramping my style!

Funny story written by Baila Collon

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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Robert Pattinson, heart throb to girls all over the world and international superstar has been heard to have said that he can't wait for the filming of "New Moon" - the gripping sequel to twilight - to have finished filming so he can go back to his apartment in London. He said that: "America is to big, with to many people. I can't go anywhere - not even my house - without people putting their faces to my window!"

Robert Pattinson attended the oscars looking like a dashing young English fellow should, his face looked like he was enjoying it but behind the face he was thinking- as he expressed to Twerd News "I like this whole famous malarky but it would be so nice to be able to go down to the corner shop, get some milk and a magazine with out people screaming at you. Being famous is so over rated!"

"I'm never going to fall in love in America," Rob said in another Twerd interview "It feels like to much of a commitment, i would have to stay here!"

We don't mind rob- stay in England! Keep your country proud!!

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