Sunday, 27 September 2009

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Pattinson ready to put heart and sole into relationship.

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish.

The 19-year-old American actress indicated she's "just not into the whole foot thing" like he is, but Pattinson refuses to take a hint.

Like when they make love with the lights on, and she makes him wear socks.

"Don't get me wrong," she explained. "Rob's incredibly sexy - just not his feet! Ewww! I mean, they're so pale, and sort of bluish white. They're always all wrinkly like he's been soaking them in the bathtub."

She shuddered.

"Honestly, I don't know how he sucks my toes!" she added.

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