Funny story - Woman Wore Yellow Hat

Woman Wore Yellow Hat

There were dropped jaws and a few sideways glances on a train in France earlier today, when a woman was seen wearing a yellow beret-style hat. The woman, a pretty young girl aged about 24, was sitting in a third-class carriage on the Paris to Méda…

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Funny story - Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story - 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story - French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Funny story - Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers

Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.

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Funny story - Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch

As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...

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Funny story - Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Stiletto Heels were invented for men!

Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...

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Funny story - Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory

Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...

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Funny story - Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...

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Funny story - French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...

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Funny story - Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Long-jumper Attacked By Javelin-thrower At Athletics Meeting

Police were called to an incident which left thousands of spectators shocked at the IAAF Golden League Meeting in Rome last night.

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Funny story - "French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

"French High-Speed Train Stinks Of Garlic" Say Trainspotters

A new train in France has broken the World Land Speed record previously held by recently-dead BBC Top Gear nutcase, Richard Hamster.

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Funny story - Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport

PARIS, France June 8th - He could be any passenger waiting for a flight, cleaning his socks in a drinking fountain of Charles de Gaulle Airport's Terminal One, luggage piled neatly by his side.

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Funny story - Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...

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Funny story - Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast

Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast

ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins. The happy b...

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Funny story - Air France Refuses To Carry France Squad

Air France Refuses To Carry France Squad

The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...

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Funny story - France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...

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Funny story - Top Officials at Managed Care Company Suffer Attack of Conscience-itis

Top Officials at Managed Care Company Suffer Attack of Conscience-itis

Paris, France--Top officials of an American managed care organization suffered an attack of acute conscience-itis while meeting here to discuss way to further delay payment to providers and subscribers. They were rushed for free to a Paris hospital w...

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Funny story - France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!

Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...

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Funny story - French WW2 soldier found in forest

French WW2 soldier found in forest

Paris - The inhabitants of the quiet little village of Trou de Dieux, nestled in the luxuriant forests of the sprawling Ardennes, probably thought they would never again return to the heady glare of the worlds media spotlight. A place they once brief...

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