Funny story - King Charles on Tour for Democracy, but Not the French Kind

King Charles on Tour for Democracy, but Not the French Kind

King Charles was in a sticky wicket recently. And for an old reason … The French! Mon Dieu! They were revolting again. I mean, having a revolution, or a protest, or just burning things because they didn’t want to retire two years later. THAT was w…

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Funny story - Enjoy the Sights & Sounds & Well-Aged Molotov Cocktails of Paris

Enjoy the Sights & Sounds & Well-Aged Molotov Cocktails of Paris

Welcome to the City of Light, Paris! Enjoy a complimentary Molotov cocktail made from a bottle of Mouton Crouton ’89 – a very good year for a revolution, n’est pas? And over here are some famous landmarks … currently on fire. But the restaurant…

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Funny story - Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story - 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story - France Unconditionally Surrenders

France Unconditionally Surrenders

According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.

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Funny story - France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...

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Funny story - The French Government Has Texted Donald Trump And Told Him That They Are Putting The Entire Blame For Their Horrendous Heat Wave On Him!

The French Government Has Texted Donald Trump And Told Him That They Are Putting The Entire Blame For Their Horrendous Heat Wave On Him!

PARIS - (Satire News) - The French government, such as it is, is totally placing the entire blame for unheard of high temperatures square on the fat belly of Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The French, who have been known to wave the white flag dur…

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Funny story - France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...

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Funny story - French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

French war with Belgium will not go ahead, Belgian army not real.

France today backed down on its threat to go to war with Belgium after the Belgian government admitted, "Our army is fake!"...

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Funny story - Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place

Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...

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Funny story - America Will No Longer Import French Ticklers From France

America Will No Longer Import French Ticklers From France

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by News Blues reporter, Velveeta Maracas, that the US has made it abundantly clear to France that they will no longer import anymore of their French Ticklers (sex toys). White House Press Secr…

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Funny story - New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

PARIS (ABSNN) - A new French law has ended the reign of big, big city cops, and now all gendarmes must be no taller than 1.60 meters, whatever a friggin meter is. Like all armed Frenchmen who go in harm's way, the midget cops will undoubtedly drop t...

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Funny story - Why France Is Refusing To Send Troops To Aid Ukraine

Why France Is Refusing To Send Troops To Aid Ukraine

PARIS - (Satire News) - The French governnment has just revealed the reason why they will not be sending any French troops to battle the evil Russian empire in Ukraine. President Emmanuel Macron told France's national news agency, Ooh La La, that…

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Funny story - France has gone crazy against freedom

France has gone crazy against freedom

France’s top administrative court ruled Tuesday against allowing body-covering “burkini” swimwear in public pools for religious reasons, arguing that it violates the principle of government neutrality toward religion. France has just violated a ba…

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Funny story - An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving

An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving

PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…

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Funny story - Eiffel Tower Evacuated After Man Exposes Armpits

Eiffel Tower Evacuated After Man Exposes Armpits

About 2,000 people have been evacuated from the Eiffel Tower in Paris after a man in a white string vest exposed his armpits, French officials say. The alarm was raised after an anonymous call from a tourist was made to the company which manages t...

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Funny story - Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...

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Funny story - Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?

Austin -- Seven time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, apparently unaware the French are already pissed off at him, George Bush, and "Everything else American including Wonderbread'" today announced the possibility of his riding a...

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Funny story - France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

France Questions UK 'Lockerbie Bomber Rescue' Mission to Libya

Following the news that the British government was planning to mount a rescue mission to Libya, the French have reacted with disgust. In a tersely worded communiqué, the French Ambassador said that it appeared that Britain was 'acting in her self-in...

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