Bastille Day Ruined By Storm
Le quatorze juillet, or Bastille Day as it is known outside of France, drew hundreds of thousands of spectators to Paris today for the celebrations, but the event was left in tatters by an unexpected storm. The day is a national holiday in France,...
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Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough
A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...
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To Would or Would Not - Finale
At the end of part 3: “I might, but my name would not be Steve, it would be Tree,” said Treetrunk. “It's really easy. Would just put your lips together and blow,” 'said Melon Nia. “I would remember that, Slim, after the operation,” said Treetrun...
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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Cyclist Tests Positive For LSD
Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory
US to Return Statue of Liberty to France
Froomes Zoom Juice
Pot Gear
Lost Paperwork Traps Refugee in Crappy French Airport
Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers
American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.
French break with tradition and refuse to surrender
Senator Rand Paul: France a "great place, except for the 'effing' French!"
Sarkozy Finally Dubbed "Too Tall"
French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports
France Mourns Day Of Civility
A day has passed in Paris without a single demonstration, leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief. No one has witnessed Paris so deserted since the day French citizens were called to defend their capital all the way back in 1940. A G...
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Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs
After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...
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Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent
An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...
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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...
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Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application
PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...
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Paris liberated from German occupation thanks to aspartame
PARIS - (Rooters) A company of soldiers, in which I was embedded, invaded Paris today. Equipped with purified-aspartame spray throwers we managed to drive the Germans back to Germany. The German front is now quiet. In order to drive all the...
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Using prostitutes compulsory in proposed new French regulations
In the light of France's proposed legislation to outlaw the payment of money to "Working girls" the Can-Can Union which represents prostitutes in the Paris region have offered to provide reasonable basic services for free. A new stipulation, ho...
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Brigitte Bardot To Run Against French President Nicolas Sarkozy In 2012
PARIS - Brigitte Bardot retired from making films in 1973 to become a full time animal rights activist. And in that time she has helped to save the wandering whales off the coast of Wales, the pigskin dolphins off the coast of Miami, and the French f...
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Statue of Liberty - France demands its return
France has demanded the return of the Statue of Liberty. The Statue has spent nearly one hundred and thirty years welcoming visitors, immigrants and folks returning home. But France says that the statue bestows an iconic status for the fundamental ri...
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Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...
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Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast
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UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier
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Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris
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Fraud squad dawn raid on Head of IMF's Paris pad
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Stiletto Heels were invented for men!
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Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup
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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"
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Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris
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Nationwide strike hits France
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French Football Code Of Conduct Revealed
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"Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.
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Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays
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Certifiable Lunatic Dies From Unvented Spleen
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Onion Terror - Francois Hollande announces new policies
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Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban
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Al-Qaeda Buys A French Destroyer
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France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare
