Funny story: Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...

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Funny story: Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Authorities in France have said that Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is attracting more visitors than ever before. The twelfth-century monument to French medieval religion was engulfed in flames last Monday, resulting in the loss of its roof and fam...

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Funny story: RUGBY - A man's sport or is it?

RUGBY - A man's sport or is it?

Reporting from Twickenham: ENGLAND VS FRANCE. A widely watched rugby game played this weekend, with England proving to be the VICTOR (VICTORIA) of this match.

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Funny story: 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story: France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

The implementation of a policy of tax reductions has recently taken root in the French Government. Although the demand for lower taxes began over fuel costs, the yellow vests' displeasure grew to include a whole host of gripes over President Macr...

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Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Funny story: Venezuelan Troops Invade France

Venezuelan Troops Invade France

PARIS, France - The French National News Agency Ooh La La has reported that Venezuelan troops have landed in the English Channel town of Barfleur and have captured the city without firing a single shot. The Venezuelan troops are led by General Cor...

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Funny story: France to Change Name of Brittany Region

France to Change Name of Brittany Region

Due to Britney Spears' latest behavior, France has decided to change the name of its famous Brittany region.

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Funny story: Switzerland Invades France

Switzerland Invades France

Yesterday, in one of the most shocking international incidents in recent times Switzerland invaded France. The invasion has been justified by Pascal Couchpotato, Bundespräsident, as a pre-emptive strike designed to relieve the pressure on Swiss...

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Funny story: US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

US to Return Statue of Liberty to France

The skyrocketing National Debt...due in part, to the prolonged War on Terrorism...is forcing the Administration to take drastic measures to cut costs. Now, as many favorite programs are coming on the chopping block, the US Dept of the Interior ha...

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Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Funny story: Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Six Nations Italian Rugby Team Manager Promises 'Fight' Against France

Nick Mallett, manager of the Italian national rugby team, has promised a 'fight' against France this weekend. Italy who have lost 29 out of 34 games under Mallett, are facing a challenge on Saturday. They have lost at home to France for the last n...

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Funny story: Pot Gear

Pot Gear

Aging schoolboy and petrol head Jeremy Clarkson who presents BBC's 'Top Gear' programme featuring cars no ordinary bloke can afford has been offered a contract by French tyre manufacturer Michelin to promote the brand in Britain. Initially, Clarkson, who likes his food, thought it was for a rôle also as a restaurant critic for their popular guides. i.e. a free lunch. Thus he would get to drive...

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Funny story: Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!

HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...

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Funny story: Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.

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Funny story: Sexy, nudist Tour de France follows Lance and Co!

Sexy, nudist Tour de France follows Lance and Co!

Nudists, FKK, Gay Rights, Lesbians and other sexually driven groups including S & M ers and latex fetishers have collaborated and successfully launched the 2009 "Nudist Tour De Sex in France." They are following the same route as the real Tour...

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Funny story: A Tourist Guide To France…

A Tourist Guide To France…

For those of you who may be travelling to France for the first time this Summer, the Spoofs travel reporter Justin Case tells you what to expect. General overview: France is a medium-sized foreign country situated in the continent of Europe. It is an important member of the world community, though nowhere as important as it thinks. It is bounded by Germany, Spain, Switzerland and some smaller n...

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Funny story: France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...

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