French Officials Fear That the Eiffel Tower May Have To Be Destroyed Because It Has Become Infected With The Coronavirus
PARIS – French officials with the Parisian Health Commission (PHC) have informed the mayor of Paris that they have discovered traces of the C-19 located in several parts of the Eiffel Tower. Gaspard du Croissant, the vice-director of the PHC, emph...
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris
The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...
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Froomes Zoom Juice
Chris Froome will be allowed to race in the Tour De France after all doping charges against him were dropped. Prosecutors said: "No one fucking watches cycling anyway so who cares?" The four time Tour winner has been under investigation for 7 m...
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Obama doesn't want to be friends with Britain anymore
It's true, President Barack Obama doesn't want to be friends with the British anymore. It's like being back at Primary School. He now likes France and the French people better. He is very fickle. American people ought to be concerned if President Obama changes friends as often as he changes his socks. Perhaps when he eats some 'bad' escargots or drinks some 'bad' French wine, he'll go of...
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Stiletto Heels were invented for men!
Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...
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English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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Socarrgill berates the French - They don't know how to strike
Many years ago there was an illness called the English illness, the longbow disease, la bouef malaise and other variations. This English disease the french and other continentals believed was contagious and safe so long as the English channel remaine...
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Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent
An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...
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Search For Air France 447 Debris Hampered By Run-Of-The-Mill Pollution
Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
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Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal
Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...
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Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place
Biarritz, France In an announcement that surprised no one, President Donald Trump wants to hold next year's conference at one of his clubs in Florida. "Everyone will be happy. We have waiters that don't bathe to wait on the French, we've got spott...
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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
PARIS - France's national news agency Le News Agency has just announced a new French law that will take effect on Tuesday, May 28. Gigi de Maupassant, a reporter for Le News stated that due to the declining number of tourists visiting the world fa...
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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"
The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...
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Man Reckons Song Doesn't Go On For Anywhere Near Long Enough
A man listening to a song by French rock band, The Limiñanas, has said that, for his liking, anyway, the track doesn't go on for anywhere near long enough, and could do to be extended by about another three minutes. The song, 'Dimanche', a stompin...
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The rise and rise of Inchcock Part Two
Inchcock stood outside his uncle's house. He had money in his pocket, food in the rucksack on his back, sturdy hob nail boots, but not a clue where he should go. An idea struck him it had fallen off the advertising sign above his head. "I will go to Europe" he said to himself. Paddington Station is the gateway to Europe, so why was Inchy at Victoria train station? He had decided to get the boa...
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France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!
France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...
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Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs
After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...
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Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup
Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...
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