Funny story - France Unconditionally Surrenders

France Unconditionally Surrenders

According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.

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Funny story - Russian President Putin Vows That After He Conquers Ukraine, He Will Move To Conquer France

Russian President Putin Vows That After He Conquers Ukraine, He Will Move To Conquer France

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…

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Funny story - France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot

France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot

France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…

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Funny story - Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton

Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...

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Funny story - Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French

PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.

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Funny story - 15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide

New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.

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Funny story - Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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Funny story - France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey

PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…

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Funny story - Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car

PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...

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Funny story - France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping

Hot on the heels of accusations from the French that American bicycling great and seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong was doping, French officials now allege that past colossal military defeats are due to the fact that their enemies were...

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Funny story - France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

France Surrenders to U.S. Girl Scout

(REUTERS) Sources in Paris say that a 7 year old United States Girl Scout visiting France played what she terms "a joke" on the French president by showing up at his door with several boxes of mint cookies and demanding that French preside...

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Funny story - Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world

In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...

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Funny story - French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Funny story - An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving

An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving

PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…

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Funny story - Bastille Day Ruined By Storm

Bastille Day Ruined By Storm

Le quatorze juillet, or Bastille Day as it is known outside of France, drew hundreds of thousands of spectators to Paris today for the celebrations, but the event was left in tatters by an unexpected storm. The day is a national holiday in France,...

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Funny story - Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting

A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…

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Funny story - French Pay Phones - A Bitter Instrument To Insanity

French Pay Phones - A Bitter Instrument To Insanity

I have just read that France has mercifully gotten rid of the majority of their public pay phones. This might sound like a tragedy but it is as necessary as was the French Revolution. In fact, the telephones deserve to be guillotined as much as they…

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Funny story - The United States Wants France To Pay Back The $17 Trillion It Still Owes From World War II

The United States Wants France To Pay Back The $17 Trillion It Still Owes From World War II

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Kamala Harris has informed President Biden that France has not made a payment on the money the US lent her since March 13, 1949. According to Mimosa Sabrosa, with the Alpha Beta News Agency, the vi…

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Funny story - Woman Wore Yellow Hat

Woman Wore Yellow Hat

There were dropped jaws and a few sideways glances on a train in France earlier today, when a woman was seen wearing a yellow beret-style hat. The woman, a pretty young girl aged about 24, was sitting in a third-class carriage on the Paris to Méda…

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