France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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McDonalds in France allow patrons to BYOB
The McDonalds in France are a little bit different than the ones in the United States. For one, the menu's are in French (LOL). Another unique feature that is distinctive to the French Mickey D's is that in France patrons are allowed to BYOB (of w…
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An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…
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France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II
PARIS – (US Satire) – The government of France is skating on thin ice, after they announce to the world via TMZ that they have no plans to pay back even one thin dime, of the $17 trillion they owe the USA going all the way back to World War II. Wh…
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France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping
Woman Wore Yellow Hat
Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard
Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast
France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot
French Government Grants 10M Euros To Study Why Water Is Clear
French Letters Banned in France
King Charles on Tour for Democracy, but Not the French Kind
Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers
Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot
George Foreman Says Ben Franklin Helped Him Become Wealthy
France Shoots Down Unarmed Libyan Training Jet, Declares Victory, Goes Home!
Uncle Jacques Wants YOU!
Paris, France Today, in a nationally televised appeal, Jacques Chirac, President of France, issued an urgent message to all Americans currently in...
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Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...
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France Unconditionally Surrenders
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...
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France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese
France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming. 'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course). It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day. Be…
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Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
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America Will No Longer Import French Ticklers From France
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – It’s being reported by News Blues reporter, Velveeta Maracas, that the US has made it abundantly clear to France that they will no longer import anymore of their French Ticklers (sex toys). White House Press Secr…
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Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific
Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...
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Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised
The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...
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Cambodia is begging for financial funds
Reports filtering out of Cambodia, aka 'The Bamboo Capitol of the World,' are that the country originally known as Kapcuchea, is on the verge of running out of money. A government insider, who would only give his initials Z.Z.P., stated that the f…
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France Declares War on US...Immediately Surrenders...Requests US Aid to Rebuild Shattered Economy
France declared war upon the United States, Wednesday, surrendered unconditionally, and requested US financial aid to rebuild its devastated economy-all within ninety seconds. A humbled Sarkosky signed the instrument of surrender before United Natio...
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
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Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits
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France Declares War on US...Immediately Surrenders...Requests US Aid to Rebuild Shattered Economy
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Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
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Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised
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To Would or Would Not - Finale
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An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving
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France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II
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America Will No Longer Import French Ticklers From France
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Cambodia is begging for financial funds
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
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Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
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Uncle Jacques Wants YOU!
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
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Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific
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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
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France Unconditionally Surrenders
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France's Worst Drought in 200 years Triggers Food Shortages - Must Eat American Cheese
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France announces new olympic sport: Limbo contest!
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McDonalds in France allow patrons to BYOB
