Woman Wore Yellow Hat
There were dropped jaws and a few sideways glances on a train in France earlier today, when a woman was seen wearing a yellow beret-style hat. The woman, a pretty young girl aged about 24, was sitting in a third-class carriage on the Paris to Méda…
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...
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Paris Hilton Playing Cops And Rubbers
Paris Hilton, Paris, France---Caught with her guardian down, the always ubiquitous Paris Hilton, in a plea to a cop, has said she wants to cop a plea.
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Trump Extinguished Lady Liberty's Torch
As the controversy over the Trump administration’s new stringent rules for admission to the U.S. heated up, a top Trump immigration official offered a change to the iconic poem engraved on the Statue of Liberty. The poem is Emma Lazarus’s sonnet...
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England v France
French Officials Fear That the Eiffel Tower May Have To Be Destroyed Because It Has Become Infected With The Coronavirus
Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban
White House Offers to give Louisiana back to French
Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent
English Thug Punches Bag of Crisps at Euro 2016
Huns Finally Defeat Frogs in WWIII Economic Crisis
France's Head Rabbi Says Rabbi Jesus is a Plagiarism of this Greek Myth
French Sexual Crisis
The ONLY Virgin in France Lied!
Trump Insists That the Next G7 Conference Be Held at His Place
Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application
Stiletto Heels were invented for men!
Historians working at Cambridge University have discovered the origins of the stiletto heel, or court shoe, whilst trawling through cobbling records from seventeenth century France. "Many people think that court shoes are so called because they ar...
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Tour de France Shocker as Lance Armstrong Flies to Victory
Tour de Farce: Shockwaves have been sent around the cycling world as yesterday's 197.5 kilometre stage, from Castelsarrasin to La Mongie, was taken by storm in rather unconventional circumstances. Five-time Tour de...
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Ooo La La!! Extreme Makeover Ultimate Challenge: France!!
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
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French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!
A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...
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Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris
The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...
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Queen Latifah and Her Personal Trainer Jeanette Jenkins Seen Bumpin' and Thumpin' on A Luxury Yacht Off The French Coast
ST. JEAN-CAP FERRAT, France - Queen Latifah, the hip hop rapper with the deep voice, manly figure, and crotch bulge that would make Lady Gaga cry is vacationing off the French coast with her fitness trainer Jeanette "Li'l One" Jenkins. The happy b...
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Air France Refuses To Carry France Squad
The scandal that has engulfed the France World Cup squad entered new territory this afternoon as the French national airline, Air France, refused to carry the team back to France. The decision by the French FA to withdraw from the World Cup has no...
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France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!
France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...
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Top Officials at Managed Care Company Suffer Attack of Conscience-itis
Paris, France--Top officials of an American managed care organization suffered an attack of acute conscience-itis while meeting here to discuss way to further delay payment to providers and subscribers. They were rushed for free to a Paris hospital w...
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France Surrenders to Germany for No Apparent Reason!
Berlin,Germany - The European Union was rocked today by the surprising and pointless surrender of France to Germany. No reason was given by the French government for the peculiar move as the French President had only this to say, "Today, we ful...
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French WW2 soldier found in forest
Paris - The inhabitants of the quiet little village of Trou de Dieux, nestled in the luxuriant forests of the sprawling Ardennes, probably thought they would never again return to the heady glare of the worlds media spotlight. A place they once brief...
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Rocker Sheryl Crow tests Positive for EPO
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US to Return Statue of Liberty to France
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Frog Mania Hits International Banking
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OBAMA, 80% Popularity in France: Is Toxoplasma the Reason?
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French President, Sarkozy, Hospitalized with Erection Lasting Over 4-hours
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A Tourist Guide To France…
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France Announces That The Eiffel Tower Will Become A Clothes-Optional Landmark
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Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific
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American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.
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Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?
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Man To Build Causeway from France to Canada
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General Strike in France, to prevent Vichy France Football Team returning home!
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Eric Cantona In Comeback Shock
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French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
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Pot Gear
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France Impose Ban On Smiling in Public
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'head' nabbed on 'maiden fight"
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UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier
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Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria
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Highly Trained Attack Moths Fail to Prevent UEFA Upset Victory by Portugal
