France Unconditionally Surrenders
According to unconfirmed reporters from Reuters French President Emmanuel Macron has announced that France has surrendered to advancing Russian forces in Ukraine, stating that the French have 'no appetite for war; just raw onions and smelly cheese'.
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Russian President Putin Vows That After He Conquers Ukraine, He Will Move To Conquer France
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Vodkavich News Agency has stated that President Putin after he defeats Ukraine, will turn his communistic sights on the country whose official flag is the white flag. When Putin was asked why he was going to invade Fr…
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France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot
France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…
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Rick Hilton Showcases Elvis Presley Room At Paris Hilton
Paris, France---Rick Hilton, father to the vivacious Paris and Nicky, and better half to Kathy and behind the scenes business advisor and show biz guru to Nicole, has decided he wants to speak up for Hilton Hotels, as a way of increasing brand recogn...
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Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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15 Year-Old French Girl Gets Book Published: Writers Commit Mass Suicide
New York -- Flavia Bujor, a 15 year old girl from Paris, France became a published author this past week, sparking a wave of mass-suicides among writers across the globe.
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Lance Armstrong Makes Late Entry Into Tour De France!
Holiday Squits: Latest Advice
Sarkozy - Britain and France have "never been so close"
France Tells The USA They're Not Going To Pay Back Even One Dime of The $17 Trillion They Owe From World War II
"Baise-moi! Bandits à neuf heures, Pierre!" Royal Navy pilots get French lessons.
UK & France To Share Aircraft Carrier
France Is Considering Selling The Eiffel Tower
France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!
Male French Politicians Hit Back In Gender Row
French birth rate boost: Aphrodisiac bread and V.A.T. on condoms
French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"
Marine Le Pen: "burkini" bans support women's rights
Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"
The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...
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France is Sending The Aircraft Carrier FS Brigitte Bardot off The Coast of Turkey
PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey. The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect th…
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Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris
The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip ai...
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Angelina Jolie Furious As She Finds An 'Explicitly Lewd Upskirt' Photo of Jennifer Aniston in Brad Pitt's Car
PROVENCE, France - Fireworks erupted on the grounds of the $26 million mansion according to several of the estate employees. One of the swimming pool caretakers identified as Chevalier Franchot LaFry, 43, said that he was cleaning the leaves out of the pool when he heard quite a commotion coming from the garage area. He walked over and noticed that Mr. Pitt and Ms. Jolie were arguing at the...
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France accuses German, Prussian armies of doping
Hot on the heels of accusations from the French that American bicycling great and seven time Tour De France winner Lance Armstrong was doping, French officials now allege that past colossal military defeats are due to the fact that their enemies were...
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Osama bin Laden creates a super bug to rule the world
In an audio tape aired on Al Jazeera television on Monday, al Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden admitted to French President Nicolas Sarkozy of spreading pesticide resistant bed bugs in France. In a message specifically targeting France, al Qaeda chief...
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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...
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An Octogenarian Couple in France Has Sexual Intercourse While Skydiving
PARIS – (World Satire) – France’s national news agency, La Ohh La La, has just reported an amazing story. Jean, 84, and Gisele Baggier, 80, a couple who reside in Versailles, have performed a feat that has never been performed anywhere in the worl…
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Woman Appeared To Be Doing Something Very Disgusting
A quite innocent picture of a woman playing a recorder has been described as "suggestive" by a man who clearly has a mind like a sewer. The picture, contained in the image library of satirical news website TheSpoof.com, was noticed by one of the s…
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French Pay Phones - A Bitter Instrument To Insanity
I have just read that France has mercifully gotten rid of the majority of their public pay phones. This might sound like a tragedy but it is as necessary as was the French Revolution. In fact, the telephones deserve to be guillotined as much as they…
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The United States Wants France To Pay Back The $17 Trillion It Still Owes From World War II
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Kamala Harris has informed President Biden that France has not made a payment on the money the US lent her since March 13, 1949. According to Mimosa Sabrosa, with the Alpha Beta News Agency, the vi…
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Concorde Converted Into Supersonic Sub
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After Tour de France, Lance Armstrong says, "We are over, Sheryl Crow!"
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UK Olympians make it home: Radcliffe makes it to France
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Lance Armstrong: "Zee French are a spineless bunch of snail-eating sore losers!"
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Lance Armstrong Comeback Threat 'Roid Rage?
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Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits
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Poodles Dropping Like Flies in France
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Back home: Strauss-Kahn arrives in French Capital, Two Stewardess, A Pilot, and One Nun Acuse Him of Copping A Feel
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To Would or Would Not Part 3
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Man Just Knew Claude Lantier Was Going To End Up In Bed With Irma Bécot
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Iranian Nuclear Talks and Trade Bargaining In Paris - Blair Blows His Top
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US sues France over Louisiana Purchase
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White House Offers to give Louisiana back to French
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Frenchman Blamed for Absolutely Everything
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Calais - Now A London Suburb
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Iran Says Feb. 11, Is The Day They Invade France - France Announces They Surrender
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French police fine veiled Muslim woman driver
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Paris runs out of bread: to blame Woody Allen and Carla Bruni
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UK/French Defence Plans Drawn Up
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American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.
