Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris

Written by Dan Barash

Sunday, 27 March 2005


The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Paris, France Changes Name to Avoid Confusion with the Other Paris
Many Americans cannot find Paris on a map.

The Paris, France City Council voted today to change the name of the city to eliminate ongoing confusion with celebrity Paris Hilton. As Paris Hilton's fame has skyrocketed, the French capital is often the unintended victim of derision and gossip aimed at Ms. Hilton. The Parisian government is concerned that Paris the city and Paris the celebrity are inexorably linked in the minds of millions of people throughout the world. "Unfortunately, many people confuse one of the greatest cities in the history of civilization with that sleazy, no-talent, spoiled rich kid," said mayor Bertrand Delanoe.

Several City Council members explained they are tired of constantly trying to clear up the confusion, especially for Americans. "You say to an American, 'I had a lovely time in Paris,'" sighed Council member Daniele Pourtaud, "And they say, ‘Wow, I didn't realize you knew her so well!'"

The Paris Post Office handles three times the mail it did two years ago, with mail to Paris Hilton making up most of the difference. Travel offices in Paris are deluged with angry tourists complaining that they do not see Paris Hilton walking down the street and are unable to find her home.

Parisian officials appear helpless as Paris Hilton's fame grows exponentially. She is consistently among the top ten Yahoo web searches each week, while Paris, France is typically ranked around 500,000. Google web searches on "Paris Hilton" yield more than triple the results that "Paris, France" brings. Officials commissioned a study in the US that found that 23% of college students believe that the city was named after Paris Hilton in a grand gesture of love and respect. The same study found that 87% of the students have seen the infamous Paris Hilton sex video, and 14% claim to have slept with her.

The city's new name will not be made public until officials can resolve possible trademark conflicts with another celebrity.

Many citizens of Paris, France resent Paris Hilton for all the negative publicity. Showing her films and TV appearances is officially banned within city limits. But not all Parisians agree that linking the great city to Paris Hilton is such a bad thing. According to taxi driver Yves Gegout, "A lot more women are making out with other women, going without underwear in public, and freely distributing their sex videos. So why complain?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more