France is, having its worst drought ever, possibly due to Global Warming.
'Le Warming Americain', as they call it. (But not caused at all by them of course).
It is causing power shortages and food shortages, and a heat wave every day.
Because of the heat emergency - all office workers wear beach attire - women in bikinis, and men in bathing suits. if dining out at lunch, the men must wear a bow tie.
The drought has been going on for months, causing food shortages, and the French had to import American foods and cheeses. This has caused a riot at some restaurants.
Especially the American speciality Cheese, Velveta.
Diners have been heard shout – “Non, non, non. “
And especially when the waiter brings a squirt can of Velveeta for the crackers.
'Abominacion', has been screamed.
The pre - cooked, chicken 'Le Sanders' - has been grudgingly accepted, as well as the mashed potatoes with it. But the canned peas - No.
The new fad is to eat American food to lose weight, since most won't eat much of it. But there is a new crop of obese French teens.
The joke on TV is the new French motto is Liberte, Obesite, Fraternite. due to the Americans.
