WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Kamala Harris has informed President Biden that France has not made a payment on the money the US lent her since March 13, 1949.
According to Mimosa Sabrosa, with the Alpha Beta News Agency, the vice-president learned of the lack of payment from info guru Andy Cohen, who could end up getting a mighty damn good commission!
Cohen informed Miss Sabrosa that if you tack on the interest, France owes the USA a grand total of $24.7 trillion.
Meanwhile Senator Belinda Miskenfelt of Idaho, stated that until the white flag nation, pays at least $3 trillion of the $24.7 it owes in backpay, the US should not purchase even one French fry, one bottle of French Dressing, or one French Tickler from the deadbeat European nation. ■