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Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

Funny story: Listening Repeatedly To Dominique A, Made Man Speak English With French Accent

An Englishman who listened incessantly to the music of French artist, Dominique A, started to speak English as if he, himself were French - complete with a French accent! Travelling on a Finnair flight back to Manchester in 2012, Moys Kenwood scan...

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Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised

Funny story: Macron's Secret Brexit Plans Exposed: Eurotunnel Demolition, French Navy Mobilised

The Spoof's Brussels correspondent, Plagny Toxique, has received a copy of French President Macron's secret Brexit plans after a UK government warning that Dover and other Channel ports face disruption of up to six months if the UK leaves the EU with...

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French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Down Eiffel Tower

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Funny story: Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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Johnny Hallyday Album Sales Break All Records

Funny story: Johnny Hallyday Album Sales Break All Records

The unprecedented success, during its first week of release, of the new album by French crooner, Johnny Hallyday, has stunned music critics, who have called on him to make a comeback, and start touring again. This is impossible, however, as he die...

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Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Funny story: Unclear on the Concept, Trump Offers to Host Next Year's World Cup

Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends. Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...

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To Would or Would Not Part 3

Funny story: To Would or Would Not Part 3

......at the end of Part 2! We need you to bring a French underground hero here, just like you wouldn't do in Casablanka." "Now look you my name wouldn't be Rick and I would never be in Casablanca," said Treetrunk. That evening after doing what he said he would not, Treetrunk, Mike Pinch, were on the fishing boat headed out through heavy fog to pick up an unknown French underground hero.

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To Would or Would Not - Part 2

Funny story: To Would or Would Not - Part 2

Melon Niaromanski ducked under the tables soon as the shooting started. She immediatly starte crawling towards the "Wouldn't" door, but she ran into Treetrunk halfway. "They've got the street blocked out front, its no good that way slim," said Treetrunk. "Well its not any good where I came from and stop calling me slim, the name is Melon." "Sorry Slim, its hard to get me off a nickname once I...

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Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...

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Froomes Zoom Juice

Funny story: Froomes Zoom Juice

Chris Froome will be allowed to race in the Tour De France after all doping charges against him were dropped. Prosecutors said: "No one fucking watches cycling anyway so who cares?" The four time Tour winner has been under investigation for 7 m...

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Trump: Lost In Translation

American President Donald Trump recently visited France for Bastille Day festivities, and took the time out from his busy schedule of insulting C-List celebrities on Twitter to sit down with the French media. It was not a good idea. Believing t...

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Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

Funny story: Did Emmanuel Macron Invite the Trumps to an Illuminati Ritual in Paris?

A million rumors and conspiracy theories are swirling on Twitter about French President Emmanuel Macron and his connection to Occult Magick. Recently, the feds hacked Facebook and circulated a picture of Macron with his hands making the Illuminati si...

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Clean Air? Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

Funny story: Clean Air? Thank You, Bravo, Merci France

May 7th, France voted for freedom, tomorrow and the future. France is a place on the map rich for its history, elegance, creativity and food. France also recognizes climate change and that clean air isn't negotiable. Thank you France for cr...

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Napoleon Invades France

Funny story: Napoleon Invades France

Napoleon Bonaparte known by his street name "B" has once again scored big by invading his own country. Clearly unable to resist the sight of a pile of shiney stuff, "B" went all out by planning a trip to Rome. When it was pointed out that Rome...

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France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

Funny story: France bans skinny models and replaces them with fatties!

France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...

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American Family Visits "Fake France"

Funny story: American Family Visits "Fake France"

Montreal, Quebec - An American family of four recently returned from a weekend trip to Montreal, which they called "Fake France". "We saw a bunch of fake French people who spoke with the same fake French accent," said the American mother of two.

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American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

Funny story: American Plans First Vacation to Europe: Wonders if it will be a letdown like Mount Rushmore.

West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...

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