Mar-A-Lago-Lago, FL Donald Trump tweeted that he didn't get to watch the World Cup this year because he was too busy being President and helping out on Fox and Friends.
Trump then tweeted that he loves football and always cheers whenever the tea...
......at the end of Part 2!
We need you to bring a French underground hero here, just like you wouldn't do in Casablanka."
"Now look you my name wouldn't be Rick and I would never be in Casablanca," said Treetrunk.
That evening after doing what he said he would not, Treetrunk, Mike Pinch, were on the fishing boat headed out through heavy fog to pick up an unknown French underground hero.
Melon Niaromanski ducked under the tables soon as the shooting started. She immediatly starte crawling towards the "Wouldn't" door, but she ran into Treetrunk halfway.
"They've got the street blocked out front, its no good that way slim," said Treetrunk.
"Well its not any good where I came from and stop calling me slim, the name is Melon."
"Sorry Slim, its hard to get me off a nickname once I...
The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007".
I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes.
"Where is there...
Chris Froome will be allowed to race in the Tour De France after all doping charges against him were dropped. Prosecutors said:
"No one fucking watches cycling anyway so who cares?"
The four time Tour winner has been under investigation for 7 m...
American President Donald Trump recently visited France for Bastille Day festivities, and took the time out from his busy schedule of insulting C-List celebrities on Twitter to sit down with the French media.
It was not a good idea.
A million rumors and conspiracy theories are swirling on Twitter about French President Emmanuel Macron and his connection to Occult Magick. Recently, the feds hacked Facebook and circulated a picture of Macron with his hands making the Illuminati si...
May 7th, France voted for freedom, tomorrow and the future. France is a place on the map rich for its history, elegance, creativity and food.
France also recognizes climate change and that clean air isn't negotiable.
Thank you France for cr...
Napoleon Bonaparte known by his street name "B" has once again scored big by invading his own country.
Clearly unable to resist the sight of a pile of shiney stuff, "B" went all out by planning a trip to Rome.
When it was pointed out that Rome...
France has decided enough is enough! No, not food, but skin and bones rattling down catwalks instead of 'normal people'! So skinny models in France will no longer be seen (or not seen because they are so thin when they turn sideways they become invis...
Montreal, Quebec - An American family of four recently returned from a weekend trip to Montreal, which they called "Fake France".
"We saw a bunch of fake French people who spoke with the same fake French accent," said the American mother of two.
West Bend, IN, U.S. (Reuters) Michael Barnett, an electrical engineer from West Bend, Indiana, and his wife, Christy, have planned a vacation to Europe after 22 years of marriage. Christy Barnett posted to her Facebook page a video of her reaction w...
Six French cities have now banned the "burkini," or the new swimsuit used by Muslim women who wish to remain pious while using public swimming areas, which covers everything but the face, hands and feet.
Opponents of the bans, such as the Center...
Men's rights activists greeted the news to ban burqinis in Cannes beach with chest-bumping and uncontrollable hooting.
"Hell yea", one such man screamed as he rocked his fists into the air.
The spokesperson for the pro-men 'Feminism-But-For-M...
MORRISTOWN, NJ--In a Facebook post offering her condolences on the tragic events unfolding in Nice, France, area mother Brianna Simpson pointedly noted that she had a great meal in Nice several years ago.
"My heart is broken about what is happenin...
Despite France's attempts to use trained attack moths to increase their advantage against the underdog Portugal in the 2016 UEFA Euro Final, Portugal stole a surprising 1-0 victory against all odds. It has been speculated that the move to employ the...
Following substantial unrest in Marseille and Lille, the scourge of English football hooliganism has reared its ugly head again in the city of Arras, Pas De Calais.
The unsavoury incident occurred at approximately 11:15am in the central Leader Pri...
PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...
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