Cambodia is begging for financial funds

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 July 2023

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Many Cambodians in isolated jungles are surviving on bamboo tea.

Reports filtering out of Cambodia, aka 'The Bamboo Capitol of the World,' are that the country originally known as Kapcuchea, is on the verge of running out of money.

A government insider, who would only give his initials Z.Z.P., stated that the federal treasury currently has only $2,807, and that amount will run out within the next six days if not sooner.

Cambodia asked Russia for a loan who replied, "Hell No!" and then they asked France who commented, "We are almoes break how ju say eat, ourselves comprendre, so it's a non."

SIDENOTE: President Biden has stated that Cambodia asked the United States for a loan and he informed them that they still have not paid back the $5.3 million that the US lent them back during the Vietnam War. ■

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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