Funny story - Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress

The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…

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Funny story - Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Washington, DC With Hope Hicks the most recent resignation in Trump's White House, Congress has established an employment agency department that can check resumes, conduct interviews, and determine qualifications for people to work in the White Hous...

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Funny story - Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon Is Actually a Russian Spy

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon Is Actually a Russian Spy

WASHINTGON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The entire House of Representatives, Democrat and Republican, is up in arms over the evil terroristic antics of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. iNews reports that the 46-year-old extreme right wing supremis…

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Funny story - The Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion

The Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion

During his Congressional testimony, Zuckerberg was perched on a booster cushion to, well, give him a boost. In the long hours of testimony he became very attached to the booster cushion, so much so that when his testimony was over, he refused to s...

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Funny story - Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity

The Big Boys in Washington have proclaimed new laws of physics. What goes up does not have to come down and if they cannot make hay out of something, it does not exist.

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Funny story - Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Funny story - Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash

Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...

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Funny story - Rumsfeld Creates Secret Legislature To Replace US Congress

Rumsfeld Creates Secret Legislature To Replace US Congress

Buoyed by the successful creation of a secret Defense Department intelligence agency, DoD Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has created a secret legislature as well. Just as the secret Defense intelligence organization supercedes the CIA, the new so-calle...

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Funny story - The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award

The Donald J Trump POS Award Foundation [for those who have not yet had their morning coffee, the P stands for 'piece', and the O stands for 'of'] announced that the group’s inaugural Donald J. Trump POS award will be given out virtually in early Dec…

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Funny story - Temporary Spanish-American War Tax Repeal Fails; Congress Votes to Attack Spain

Temporary Spanish-American War Tax Repeal Fails; Congress Votes to Attack Spain

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- U.S. Congress voted today to declare war on Spain.

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Funny story - Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress

Wisconsin Man Sends Limburger Stuffed Turkey to U.S. Congress

Shortly after a 21 pound, limburger cheese-stuffed turkey was delivered, still steaming to the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, a Wisconsin man who was initially identified to the press as "the terrorist", was arrested and is held without...

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Funny story - "Change The Locks!" Millions sign petition as Congress goes on vacation!

"Change The Locks!" Millions sign petition as Congress goes on vacation!

In what The New York Times and other national media are calling the greatest show of unity in America since World War 2, three million people have signed a petition demanding that all locks be changed at Congressional and Senatorial offices. The peti...

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Funny story - Bush and Congress Unite to Have Mexicans Help United States to Solve "Mexican Problem"

Bush and Congress Unite to Have Mexicans Help United States to Solve "Mexican Problem"

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President George W. Bush will sign the bill passed today by the U.S. Congress to build a wall along the entire U.S. and Mexico border. Support for the law was bipartisan and nearly unanimous as the National Border Defense and Undo...

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Funny story - Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Congress Strikes Back: Gives Taxpayers a 4% Approval Rating

Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. "Taxpayers are doing a terrible job of providi...

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Funny story - Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Eloon Musk Set To Send 1 Million Dairy Cows To Mars To Re-establish Atmosphere On The Red Planet

Eloon Musk today purchased several thousand head of Jersey dairy cattle, some yet to be born, with the promise to breed up to 6 million to send a constant stream of the bovines to the planet surface of Mars. Each cow would be equipped with its own...

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Funny story - Congress Passes Fetal Gun Rights Bill

Congress Passes Fetal Gun Rights Bill

Amid much controversy the Fetal Universal Gun and Ammo Rights bill (FUGAR) squeaked through the house and is now on it's way to the US Senate. Congressman Evan Jenkins of West Virginia (R-NRA-DNA) touted the bill as a win/win after the historic co...

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Funny story - Congress To Pass 'Stop Pet Piracy Act'

Congress To Pass 'Stop Pet Piracy Act'

With its failed attempt to pass "Stop Online Piracy Act" (SOPA), Congress has decided to wait on attacking the pirates on the internet and moved its attention onto the pets who pirate sounds from the entertainment industry. "Pets have been quotin...

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Funny story - Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...

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Funny story - Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...

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Funny story - Senator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Senator Alexander's Facebook Falls Victim to Mildly Harassing Comment

Tennessee Senator Lamar Alexander has reportedly suffered a mildly harassing comment on his official Facebook profile. The offending remark was in response to an article the Senator posted which warned against the dangers of the looming fiscal cliff.

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