Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare
Republicans in Congress will introduce bills to slash Social Security and Medicare spending to pay off the National Debt. (Caused by the Rich and Corporations paying little or no Taxes). They could get a Billion Dollars immediately to pay th…
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Congresswoman closes office over computer threat
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- On the eve of the return of a lame duck Congress, Zoe Lofgren has announced she will close her office on Capitol Hill. Lofgren said she fears "a possible cyberterror attack" that could harm her staff's computers or...
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Wayne LaPierre: "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Amid renewed talk of more stringent universal background checks after the latest school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Wayne LaPierre was seen walking around the capitol, with his pockets bursting with congressmen...
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Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves
Citing increased concerns about threats posed by underwear bombers, the U.S. Congress passed a new law this week: Americans must wear underwear OUTSIDE clothes. Hiding it is no longer an option. The new law has received mixed reviews. Enterta...
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Democrats to Build Commune
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
To Jeb Bush, brother of George. W. Bush on his announcement to stand for the presidency of the U.S., numerous greetings and best wishes have been flooding in. Well-wishers include Halliburton, Citibank, Chase Bank, World Bank, Barclay's Bank, the...
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Congress Plans $700 Billion Bake Sale
800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses
Congressman Resigns Over Skidmark Photos
Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy
Bush finally comes clean with America
Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer Merge; Combined Giant To Purchase FDA and Congress
Hillary's reasons for a private email server are revealed
Immigration Compromise Reached
Menthol Cigarette Exclusion Seen as Racist
"Change The Locks!" Millions sign petition as Congress goes on vacation!
The Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion
ED-Bail Out Befuddles Congress; 'Swing' Culture on the Rise
Congress bans Midget Adoption
WASHINGTON- Midget Rights groups around the nation were devastated last night after Congress passed a Bill banning Midget Adoption.
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Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity
The Big Boys in Washington have proclaimed new laws of physics. What goes up does not have to come down and if they cannot make hay out of something, it does not exist.
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Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids
Washington D.C. - In a press conference held on the steps of Congress, Representatives for tobacco giant Philip Morris refuted claims that the new cigarette pacifier is aimed towards a younger market.
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
Washington, DC -- The Federal Election Commission is distributing a campaign necessity kit to candidates for President of the United States. The multifaceted toolbox is being provided in lieu of cash. The FEC has the task of distributing federal f...
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Mexico Officially Changes The Name of The Coronavirus
MEXICO CITY - (Satire News) - Mexico’s Congress has just voted to change the name of the Coronavirus by an overwhelming vote of 99-1. The Mexican government will now be referring to the Coronavirus as La V Cinco. Officials said that they were sic…
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Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress
The United States government went into a full shutdown today once word of an HBO Max username and password was spread through the congressional halls. Aides on the Hill say that paperwork has piled high on the desks of representatives who are bin…
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Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage
Speaker of the House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi, was taken into police custody for criminal damage yesterday, after it was revealed that she had systematically torn up a copy of President Trump's State of the Union speech. The elderly felon,...
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It's a Teaparty/Trumphead Majority in Congress - Off with the Speaker's Head
For Ten years we have had crazy Republican Tea Party candidates elected to Congress. Now they have teamed up with the newly elected crazier Trumphead candidates and will not elect a new House Speaker - unless given powerful committee assignments.
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Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties
WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- The U.S. Congressional Booster Club, run by the mothers of currently sitting U.S. representatives and senators, has raised $1400 in funding towards the purchase of new ties. "Many of our little darlings are still...
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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US
It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon Is Actually a Russian Spy
WASHINTGON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The entire House of Representatives, Democrat and Republican, is up in arms over the evil terroristic antics of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene. iNews reports that the 46-year-old extreme right wing supremis…
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CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS
Washington, DC - On Friday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) issued a nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on the spread of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Back on May 16, 2011, the CDC offered guidance to Americans by publishing...
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Tobacco Execs: New Cigarette Pacifier Not Targeting Kids
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Congresswoman closes office over computer threat
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Congress To Repeal Law Of Gravity
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Proposal would let Bush enrich vocabulary
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US Politicians Buck The Trend
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Wayne LaPierre: "Guns Don't Kill People. Crazy Fucks with Guns Kill People."
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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US
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Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of QAnon Is Actually a Russian Spy
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Mexico Officially Changes The Name of The Coronavirus
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Government Shuts Down as HBO Max Log In Spreads Around Congress
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Congress bans Midget Adoption
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Democrats to Build Commune
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Underwear Outed by U.S. Law; Madonna Approves
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Congressional Booster Club Raises $1400 for New Ties
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Jeb Bush to Run for President of the U.S.
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Presidential candidates get campaign kits instead of cash
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CDC issues nationwide Zombie Apocalypse Alter on spread of TDS
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Nancy Pelosi arrested for criminal damage
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It's a Teaparty/Trumphead Majority in Congress - Off with the Speaker's Head
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Republicans in Congress - No To Taxing Rich - but Slash Medicare
