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"Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

Funny story: "Planet B" a mercurial Macron masterpiece has put US congress in 'check mate!" Qui, qui..

It has taken a French master of ze simple philosophical school to come up 'trumps' in Trump's own backgarden and deliver in one slick word what Americans find hard to accept... French philosophy, rather outdated, has arisen from ze ashes to confou...

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The Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion

Funny story: The Saga of Mark Zuckerberg and the Booster Cushion

During his Congressional testimony, Zuckerberg was perched on a booster cushion to, well, give him a boost. In the long hours of testimony he became very attached to the booster cushion, so much so that when his testimony was over, he refused to s...

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Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

Funny story: Mark Zuckerberg Testifies to Congress that He Has No Real Friends Other than Facebook Friends

In an uncomfortable and often highly contentious session with Congress this past week, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg finally admitted that he has no real friends, other than his “friends” on the social media site that he founded. “Honestly, it's wh...

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God Takes Over US Congress

Funny story: God Takes Over US Congress

God the almighty made an appearance at the US Senate and immediately smited the two senators from Florida claiming it was simply because they were from the state of Florida. God told the assembly that “they better get their shit together and work...

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Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Funny story: Congress Votes to Start Trump White House Employment Agency

Washington, DC With Hope Hicks the most recent resignation in Trump's White House, Congress has established an employment agency department that can check resumes, conduct interviews, and determine qualifications for people to work in the White Hous...

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Trump Gets Wiping Papers

Funny story: Trump Gets Wiping Papers

While the rest of us were sitting down for Christmas Dinner, our Commander In Chief was working out a tough situation in the White House bathroom. After hours of pushing, it seemed the deal was just not going to gain the necessary backing to meet th...

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Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

Funny story: Trump Tries to Fire All the Democrats in Congress

White House, Washington, DC Donald Trump was visibly mad when he was informed that the Constitution didn't allow him to fire Congressman and Senators. "That is one thing that needs to be changed in the Constitution. The President should be able t...

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Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

Funny story: Official Retirement Age Upped to 95 in the US

It happened shortly after Prince Philip announced his impending retirement. Members of the U.S. Congress, eager to extend their own gravy train and justify that extension as totally normal, were eager to vote this into law. "I'm all for it," said...

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Congress Passes Fetal Gun Rights Bill

Funny story: Congress Passes Fetal Gun Rights Bill

Amid much controversy the Fetal Universal Gun and Ammo Rights bill (FUGAR) squeaked through the house and is now on it's way to the US Senate. Congressman Evan Jenkins of West Virginia (R-NRA-DNA) touted the bill as a win/win after the historic co...

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Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Funny story: Congress Approves National Park Themed Vegas Casino

Congress came back from their summer break and in a rare moment of bipartisan unity passed a bill to fund the building of a government owned hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Some say the charged and divisive 2016 presidential race spurred together Demo...

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Congress Has Bill Written By Tobacco Industry

Funny story: Congress Has Bill Written By Tobacco Industry

Vaping is no safer than smoking scientists have warned after finding that e-cigarette vapor damages DNA in ways that could lead to cancer. Researchers at the University of California created an extract from the 'smoke' of e-cigarettes and used it to treat human cells in a lab. The exposed cells developed DNA damage and died far sooner than those left untreated. Nicotine free e-cigarettes cau...

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Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency

Funny story: Congress Invites Queen Elizabeth II to Assume Presidency

Washington D.C.: In the first bilateral effort since the inception of the United States, Republicans and Democrats have unanimously decided to install British Queen Elizabeth II as the next president after Obama leaves office. "Let's be honest: Sh...

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New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

Funny story: New Government Study Shows Old Government Study was a Waste of Money

A recent government study just concluded that the previous government study was a complete waste of money. Government scientists previously conducted a study on the gambling habits of monkeys, to see if the monkeys copied other monkeys betting habits...

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Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Funny story: Government Cuts Funding for Study on how Money influences politics

Congress voted yesterday to cut funding for a study looking into how money and campaign donations influence politicians. Senator John McCain explained the reasoning behind the decision, "We believe this study is not in our best interest- I mean t...

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Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...

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Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Funny story: Bust of Cheney will feature him as Napolean with book in his left hand titled "War is not all that bad"

Richard Cheney, who left the office of vice-president in 2009 with a 13 percent approval rating, will be honored with a bust at the capitol this December. He has chosen to be rendered as Napolean in typical stance, with black hat, known as the bic...

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Congress to ban curb-stomping black men while yelling "white power"

Following a tireless debate last night, congress has begun work drafting a new bill that seeks to stop white men from kicking the back of a goddamn coon's head and shattering his teeth whilst proclaiming the sanctity of the white bloodline. The bi...

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Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

Funny story: Lois Lane, Clark Kent Advocate For Clean Needle Exchange

In the past, conservatives successfully pushed Congress to prohibit federal dollars from being used to distribute sterile syringes to intravenous drug users. Now, with a severe outbreak of H.I.V. and hepatitis due to a surge in heroin use in states...

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