Grown Men Who Put Up "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" Poster in Congress Say Ocasio-Cortez is Crazy

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Thursday, 7 March 2019

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Republicans Didn't Ask Intelligent Questions but Made this Cool Poster

Washington - At a recent Congressional hearing, Republican Paul Gosar, who once said that climate change isn't real because of "photosynthesis", watched in horror as Congresswoman Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez asked former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen pertinent questions about financial matters concerning the Trump organization.

“This is a conspiracy of the deep state and the Clintons,” added GOP representative Jim Jordan, as Ocasio-Cortez deliberately succeeded in getting Cohen to reveal vital information about possible wrongdoing by Trump and his associates. “Just look at this cool sign we made - it proves you’re a liar,” he told Cohen.

Added Republican Mark Meadows, “Trump has an African-American friend standing right beside me - that proves he’s not a racist!”.

All three Republicans said after the hearing that Ocasio-Cortez was clearly “off her rocker”, and had “gone bonkers” for calmly asking intelligent, well-thought-out, probing questions of Cohen. "She's a socialist weirdo who has completely lost it" said Meadows, as he wiped the tears away after an emotional outburst during his questioning of Cohen.

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