Funny story - Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

A tribe of primitive people has been discovered in the middle of Australia. Prospector Bruce Minogue found the group while exploring the vast empty expanse north of Swollen Plums in Western Australia. "It was a surprise all right," drawled Bruce.

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Funny story - Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...

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Funny story - Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia has rejected US President Donald Trump's offer to send help to wombats stricken by the recent bush fires. Following the news of the bush fires, Trump told a press briefing that he had instructed unnamed companies to contact Australia in...

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Funny story - Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story - Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...

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Funny story - Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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Funny story - Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

A giant red spider caused a certain amount of alarm yesterday, when it crawled out from under the toilet seat and over the legs of a man who was taking a crap. The man, Bruce Warner, a resident of Crook Springs in western Australia, had raced to h...

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Funny story - Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...

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Funny story - Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story - The Magpie Murder

The Magpie Murder

A notorious magpie in Sydney has been shot dead today, prompting many to agree that “the Aussies don’t take shit”. The magpie, which wasn’t given a name because people just knew they were going to have to kill the bastard, was known to attack passers...

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Funny story - The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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Funny story - Aussie Football with No Gay Rules - Jason Akermanis tells Players to stay in the Closet

Aussie Football with No Gay Rules - Jason Akermanis tells Players to stay in the Closet

Outspoken Aussie Football League, (AFL), player Jason Akermanis seems to be homophobic - urging gay players to stay in the closet because the game isn't ready for "them". The Aussie Rules star says it would be unsafe and it could make other player...

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Funny story - Australia are crying in their XXXX at thought of losing the Ashes

Australia are crying in their XXXX at thought of losing the Ashes

In fact they are crying so much there's talk of floods in Queensland! Yes, the mighty Australians are set to hand over the little earn after England delivered them an outback whipping. Gone are jokes such as: 'What does "Ashes" stand for? Another...

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Funny story - Pixelated Penises

Pixelated Penises

AUSTRALIA - The Prime Minister Big Kev and his right hand Stevie Conroy have decided Australia should have the first total ban on anything naughty anywhere. "We must protect the Australian people from anything that I or my mate think is a little...

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Funny story - Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

Officials Nab Traveler With Pigeons In Pants

An Australian traveler was caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants following a trip to the Middle East, customs officials said yesterday. The 24-year-old man was searched after authorities discovered two eggs in a vitamin container in h...

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Funny story - Australian WikiLeaks is put on the Endangered List

Australian WikiLeaks is put on the Endangered List

Townsville, Queensland - Thought to be extinct, since the 1970's, WikiLeaks, discovered by Australian national Julian Assange has been put on the endangered list. The WikiLeaks (Whistlus Blowerwus), native to Australia, is known to have been to Kenya...

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Funny story - Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...

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Funny story - Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...

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Funny story - Fatima Whitbread tipped to win willy waving contest

Fatima Whitbread tipped to win willy waving contest

Fatima Whitbread is being tipped to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here by an Australian bookie. "The Aborigine is the only fair dinkum bloke left in the programme since the scouser Freddie Starr chucked a sickie", claimed Crocodile Ocker.

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Funny story - Queensland on cassowary alert

Queensland on cassowary alert

Australia - Authorities in Queensland have issued a warning to local residents - and more importantly - tourists, to stay the heck away from cassowaries. The cassowary is a flightless bird with a blue head, standing six feet tall, weighing in at 1...

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