Funny story - GPs to cut consultation fees

GPs to cut consultation fees

The newly elected head of the Australian Medical Association (AMA), Dr James Gibbon, has announced that from next week, General Practitioners (GPs) will cut their consultation fees to $10. This is a cut of about $70 in the cost of the average ten-m...

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Funny story - France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

The French government has announced, as part of its continuing protests at the decision of Australia, USA and UK to set up a Pacific military alliance and not buy any ships or submarines from France, that the people of France will jump up and down in…

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Funny story - PM admits sending convicts to Australia was an error

PM admits sending convicts to Australia was an error

England has admitted it made a grave mistake in sending all its convicts to the new found land of Australia in 1788. PM Gordon Brown made a speech at the House of Commons yesterday in regard to the error. He claims newly uncovered documents outline...

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Funny story - Austria to Change It’s Name To Avoid Confusion With Australia

Austria to Change It’s Name To Avoid Confusion With Australia

VIENNA, Austria – (World Satire) – After decades of contemplating a name change, the European country of Austria has decided to change its name. And the reason for the name change was to avoid any further confusion with the down under country know…

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Funny story - Winter has been abolished, says PM

Winter has been abolished, says PM

The Prime Minister announced yesterday that Winter will be abolished from next year. He said "We have had a lot of complaints about the cold weather, particularly from senior citizens, and have decided to do something about it." He added "It will tak...

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Funny story - Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown

Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown

CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…

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Funny story - Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Funny story - Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...

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Funny story - Clothing Designer Killed

Clothing Designer Killed

Sydney ,Australia -- Reg Grundies,fashion Guru extrordinaire,and inventor of the Y-front and Jockette line of mens underwear ,was killed today.

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Funny story - Editor condemned to death by beheading

Editor condemned to death by beheading

In the early hours of this morning the editor of this newspaper was arrested because he permitted publication in yesterday's edition a story detailing the introduction of Sharia Law into Australia. The article was deemed to be 'offensive to Islam' by...

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Funny story - Piss-Artist Aussies go on warpath as breweries announce, "Alcohol Kills!"

Piss-Artist Aussies go on warpath as breweries announce, "Alcohol Kills!"

Smoking Kills, no doubt, but then again smokers know this fact before puffing away at their favourite drug. Even images of decaying teeth, black lungs cannot stop smokers smoking! The alcohol Australian producing fraternity has also decided to put…

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Funny story - Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story - Just Released: Beyond ‘Intelligent Design' Book Exposes Politics of Life

Just Released: Beyond ‘Intelligent Design' Book Exposes Politics of Life

PERTH, AUSTRALIA- Reginald "Rush" Darwin, great-great-great grandson of the father of the theory of evolution announces the publication of a revolutionary alternative to both evolution and intelligent design at an introductory signing event to...

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Funny story - Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski To Star In "Crocodile Dundee Vs. The Voluptuous Vajazzled Vampires of Vienna"

HOLLYWOOD - It has been three years since Paul Hogan and Linda Kozlowski last reprised their roles of Crocodile Dundee and his girlfriend of 26 years Sue Charlton in the motion picture Crocodile Dundee 4 - The Big Snapper Years. Hogan recently sp...

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Funny story - Thousands strip off in Sydney proving that humans are the ugliest species on earth!

Thousands strip off in Sydney proving that humans are the ugliest species on earth!

Just to prove the fact that humans are, WELL, pretty ugly, generally, thousands of them stripped off their clothes in front of the Sydney Opera house and proved the point! Fatties, skinnies, pregnant women, beer-gutted fathers, balding women/men,...

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Funny story - Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…

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Funny story - "Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.

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Funny story - Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

Australia To Introduce Personality Testing To Identify Dangerous Dogs

In an attempt to curb attacks on people by dangerous dogs, the Australian Veterinary Association (AVA) has proposed the introduction of research into conducting personality tests for canines. AVA spokesman, Jake Russell, told us "We have two issue...

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Funny story - "Vegemite and Toast for Brekkie?"

"Vegemite and Toast for Brekkie?"

From Our Foreign Desk - DATELINE Perth, Australia...

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Funny story - Australians in diplomatic uproar with India after KKK racist cartoon is printed, Aborigines know all about it!

Australians in diplomatic uproar with India after KKK racist cartoon is printed, Aborigines know all about it!

Australians are in uproar because of a cartoon printed in an Indian tabloid depicting all Australian cops as KKK (Ku Klux Klan) members. It is not quite the same uproar that nearly caused WW3 by a certain Danish tabloid which printed a certai...

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