Funny story - The cats are on the attack

The cats are on the attack

A new cat breed called the "Little Sumatran" (Panthera fatso sondamice) has made its way to Point Defiance Laboratory in Sydney, Australia from Melbourne. Australian researchers hope it will produce more cubs of this critically needed big cat. The…

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Funny story - "Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

"Deforestation Moving Along Better Than Expected" Government Chimes

The Amazon rain forest, second to the Atlantic Ocean as the wettest place on the planet and right behind Australia as the deadliest, is being destroyed at paces far greater than anticipated.

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Funny story - Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Bill Gates is in Australia, and the kangaroos and koalas are scared. Since Bill isn’t just a computer geek anymore – he’s all things to all people – he has gone down under to inject a new type of serum into kangaroos and koala bears to “see how th…

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Funny story - Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story - Naked riots break out in Queensland

Naked riots break out in Queensland

Queensland, the Australian Sunshine State, is known for warm weather, tropics, nudity, and now civil unrest. The Natural Nest Nudist Colony near Townsville is located on a secluded cove surrounded by palm trees, tropical flora, and strategically pl...

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Funny story - Australian Opposition Concerned Dutton’s Nickname Isn’t Wanky Enough

Australian Opposition Concerned Dutton’s Nickname Isn’t Wanky Enough

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA: Leading members of Australia’s Liberal Party have expressed concern over party leader Peter Dutton’s prospects of becoming prime minister given his lack of a suitably wanky nickname for the media to use when referring to him. Dut…

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Funny story - Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Australia shelves CO2 plans - Hits smokers instead

Members of the Australian government are said to be furious after it had to put plans for a flagship emissions trading scheme on hold until 2013 at the earliest after it was twice rejected by the Senate. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd said angrily, "Th...

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Funny story - Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Port Arthur Gunman Martin Bryant says he is “likely” to stand in the next Victorian election following the recent return to office of fellow gun enthusiast Daniel Andrews. Mr Bryant said that Andrews’ re-election demonstrated that…

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Funny story - It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catchi…

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Funny story - Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia fired a missile at Ukrainian forces, but the missile boomeranged and hit the ground shortly after launching, killing some Russian forces. While investigators were trying to find out why the error occurred, one comrade discovered that the in…

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Funny story - Australian WikiLeaks is put on the Endangered List

Australian WikiLeaks is put on the Endangered List

Townsville, Queensland - Thought to be extinct, since the 1970's, WikiLeaks, discovered by Australian national Julian Assange has been put on the endangered list. The WikiLeaks (Whistlus Blowerwus), native to Australia, is known to have been to Kenya...

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Funny story - Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Judge in Assault Trial Loses Plot... completely.

Australia: A QUEENSLAND man has described himself as "a bit of a monster" during his trial for assault outside a Melbourne strip club that left the victim critically injured. Christopher Gibbon, 28, of Brisbane, appeared at Melbourne's Crown Cour...

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Funny story - Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

ELLO, Australia - (Satire News) - Australian park rangers have just come across one of the most amazing kangaroos that they have ever laid eyes on. Park Rangers Hugh Packsaddle, and Ned Woomsi, were out in the bush when they came across an unusua…

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Funny story - Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

Aussie Men Wank To Pamela Anderson In Australia's Dancing With The Stars

What a dumb blondie bomb shell. Pamela Anderson has been paid to appear on the Australian version of "Dancing With The Stars". Though, some say with Anderson on the show it would be more appropriate to rename the show "Dancing With A Porn Star".

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Funny story - Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Australia Inundated with Frogs Now Proposes 'final solution' to Terminate "noxious' Toads!

Following closely on the heels of a mass frog migration from Greece, where the creatures were sapping the nation's economy due to generous benefits and in general 'making a pest of themselves,' a new 'Frog Problem' has emerged in Australia. Origin...

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Funny story - Australia Names its "Wanker of the Year"

Australia Names its "Wanker of the Year"

Magazine Ralph has controversially called food handling tough - but popular - Australian food critic at the top of its annual 100 "Wankers" list, Master Chef judge Matt Preston was ejaculated for being "pompous" - though you could add every curse kno...

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Funny story - Did Michael Jackson Tribe Molest Hobbit Tribe

Did Michael Jackson Tribe Molest Hobbit Tribe

WOLLONGONG, Australia - Recent scientific discoveries suggest that the Hobbit tribe, a one-metre-tall race of childlike people who lived on the Indonesian island of Flores between 13,000 and 18,000 years ago, were preyed upon and driven to extinction...

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Funny story - The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

CANBERRA, Australia - (Satire News) - The damn weather in Australia, like everywhere else has gotten fucking hot!!! The temperature gauge today registered 109 degrees (Fahrenheit). Boom Boom News (Australia) reports that Aussie park rangers are re…

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Funny story - Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

Rupert Murdoch - Australia's Revenge On Britain And America.

An incredible subversive plot has been uncovered in America that could erode the very foundations of our democracy. Angered over the U.S.'s alleged covert interference with their politics in the ousting of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam in 1975, Aus...

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Funny story - Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

Drunken Australian sailors condemned for what they love doing best, getting drunk!

A bunch of drunken Australian sailors have been condemned for doing what every other male Aussie traditionally does, getting thoroughly pissed. In Australia the male drink culture is renowned and the sailors who were already "piss-artists" before...

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