Aussies Vote - Sydney Sucks!

Funny story written by Knowles

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Aussies can't stand Sydney! Or is that Sydney can't stand Aussies?

In a audit of which City rates the best to worse, Sydney came in first as being the most congested and unaffordable City to live in not to mention the folk who appear to be right up themselves.

Sydney has the largest population of Aussie's living in it, but when it comes to feeling good about it, well it turns out it really is at the bottom of the pit.

Adelaide came up trumps, known as the City of Churches, with Brisbane and Perth all receiving the thumbs up.

Which makes me wonder why Melbourne didn't take first place? Melbourne is cluttered with gangs and crime lords, though made it past Sydney.

Tourists won't see the ugly side of Sydney, you need to live in it to experience the crap.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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