PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catching on fire.
Vox Populi reports that koala bears who hate taking baths are jumping into creeks, ponds, and handy swimming pools.
Meanwhile the Australian Dept. of Oddities has said that sales of Ice Cream cones has gone through the blithering roof.
One manager of a Baskin Robbins said that they open the store up at 9 am and by 10:20 am, all of their bananas for their famed banana splits are gone.
