ELLO, Australia - (Satire News) - Australian park rangers have just come across one of the most amazing kangaroos that they have ever laid eyes on.
Park Rangers Hugh Packsaddle, and Ned Woomsi, were out in the bush when they came across an unusually large female kangaroo.
Upon closer inspection, they were able to see that it really and truly was one of the biggest female kangaroos that either one had ever seen.
Ned pointed out that the mama kanga actually had a pocket that was positively gigantic.
His partner Hugh, remarked that the fucking pocket was so damn big, that it could easily hold a standard-sized microwave oven.
The two rangers managed to take several photos, and actually tried to capture the mama roo, but the mama, would have no part of being captured
She made a very fierce-looking face and she angrily started hopping toward the two rangers, who said "The bloody 'ell wif dis mate," as they both took off running like howling banshees towards their Jeep Cherokee Ranger. ■
