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Funny story: PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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Funny story: A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

A Man Teaches a Kangaroo to Shoot Three-Pointers

AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…

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Funny story: Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

Uncontacted tribe found in Australian outback

A tribe of primitive people has been discovered in the middle of Australia. Prospector Bruce Minogue found the group while exploring the vast empty expanse north of Swollen Plums in Western Australia. "It was a surprise all right," drawled Bruce.

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Funny story: Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Killer kangaroos terrorise Australia

Police in all Australian states and territories are reporting gangs of kangaroos rampaging through major cities, robbing stores and killing people indiscriminately. From Sydney, where wild animals of any sort are rarely seen due to the lack of oxy...

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Funny story: Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia Rejects Trump's Offer of Support

Australia has rejected US President Donald Trump's offer to send help to wombats stricken by the recent bush fires. Following the news of the bush fires, Trump told a press briefing that he had instructed unnamed companies to contact Australia in...

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Funny story: Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

Conor McGregor To Fight Australian Contender

With all manner of potential opponents clamoring to secure the payday of a lifetime by getting into the Octagon with Conor McGregor, the UFC superfighter has plumped for a rather unusual antagonist from Down Under in his next contest - a kangaroo.

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Funny story: Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...

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Funny story: The Magpie Murder

The Magpie Murder

A notorious magpie in Sydney has been shot dead today, prompting many to agree that “the Aussies don’t take shit”. The magpie, which wasn’t given a name because people just knew they were going to have to kill the bastard, was known to attack passers...

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Funny story: Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

A giant red spider caused a certain amount of alarm yesterday, when it crawled out from under the toilet seat and over the legs of a man who was taking a crap. The man, Bruce Warner, a resident of Crook Springs in western Australia, had raced to h...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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Funny story: Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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Funny story: Perth Australia voted the world's most miserable city

Perth Australia voted the world's most miserable city

An international panel of lifestyle experts has compared 100 of the world's major cities. Emerging top of the pile for live-ability is Vienna in Austria. And coming in a distant last is Perth in Western Australia, which is dubbed "The Miserable City"...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

In an exclusive interview with our sports editor, Paxton Quigley, Scotland’s Team Manager, Jock MacSporran claimed full responsibility for the dismal failure and eventual disqualification of his men’s team from the hopscotch event at the Gold Coast’s...

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Funny story: China buys Australia using a credit card

China buys Australia using a credit card

Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...

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Funny story: Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

*Warning this story may contain lazy stereotypes and bad grammar. Don't judge us but we've got a little bit of a grudge against Australia* Australia is to set up it's own National Space agency to grow it's own space program. With typical Aussie se...

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