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Funny story: The cats are on the attack

The cats are on the attack

A new cat breed called the "Little Sumatran" (Panthera fatso sondamice) has made its way to Point Defiance Laboratory in Sydney, Australia from Melbourne. Australian researchers hope it will produce more cubs of this critically needed big cat. The…

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Funny story: Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Pharaoh Bill’s Down Under to Scare the Kangas and Koalas

Bill Gates is in Australia, and the kangaroos and koalas are scared. Since Bill isn’t just a computer geek anymore – he’s all things to all people – he has gone down under to inject a new type of serum into kangaroos and koala bears to “see how th…

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Funny story: The Wrath of TOADZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wrath of TOADZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As usual, it started in the radiation laden waters off Fukushima, Japan; the area hit by an earthquake and tsunami that carried away the lives of so many of its dwellers a number of years ago. The Japanese people there knew well already the dangers o…

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Funny story: Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

Martin Bryant Considering Running For Parliament After Noting Victorian Election Result

HOBART, AUSTRALIA: Port Arthur Gunman Martin Bryant says he is “likely” to stand in the next Victorian election following the recent return to office of fellow gun enthusiast Daniel Andrews. Mr Bryant said that Andrews’ re-election demonstrated that…

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Funny story: It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

It Is So Damn Hot, That Streets In Australia Are Catching On Fire!

PERTH, Australia - Vox Populi (Australia) has just informed the world that the temps in KangarooLand are so fucking hot that many of the "Down Under" cities are reporting that many streets in Brisbane, Melbourne, and West Fitfuck, are actually catchi…

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Funny story: The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

The Weather In Australia Is So Effen Hot That Kangaroos Have Stopped Hopping and Are Now Just Simply Walking (And Slowly)

CANBERRA, Australia - (Satire News) - The damn weather in Australia, like everywhere else has gotten fucking hot!!! The temperature gauge today registered 109 degrees (Fahrenheit). Boom Boom News (Australia) reports that Aussie park rangers are re…

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Funny story: #IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

#IStackWithDan Hashtag Explodes As Victorians Rush To Support Premier Following Corruption Findings

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA: Thousands of Victorians have taken to Twitter to defend Premier Daniel Andrews after Corruption Watchdog IBAC last week released a report exposing widespread corruption by his Labor government. The IBAC investigation found t…

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Funny story: Australian Opposition Concerned Dutton’s Nickname Isn’t Wanky Enough

Australian Opposition Concerned Dutton’s Nickname Isn’t Wanky Enough

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA: Leading members of Australia’s Liberal Party have expressed concern over party leader Peter Dutton’s prospects of becoming prime minister given his lack of a suitably wanky nickname for the media to use when referring to him. Dut…

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Funny story: Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

Park Rangers In Australia Discover a Mama Kangaroo With A Pocket That Is So Big It Can Easily Hold a Standard-Size Microwave Oven

ELLO, Australia - (Satire News) - Australian park rangers have just come across one of the most amazing kangaroos that they have ever laid eyes on. Park Rangers Hugh Packsaddle, and Ned Woomsi, were out in the bush when they came across an unusua…

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Funny story: Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia’s Boomerang Missile

Russia fired a missile at Ukrainian forces, but the missile boomeranged and hit the ground shortly after launching, killing some Russian forces. While investigators were trying to find out why the error occurred, one comrade discovered that the in…

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Funny story: Austria to Change It’s Name To Avoid Confusion With Australia

Austria to Change It’s Name To Avoid Confusion With Australia

VIENNA, Austria – (World Satire) – After decades of contemplating a name change, the European country of Austria has decided to change its name. And the reason for the name change was to avoid any further confusion with the down under country know…

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Funny story: Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

Australia Is Hit By A Devastating Category 7 Typhoon

BRISBANE, Australia – (Satire News) – Australia’s Boomerang News Agency has just put out that the typhoon that just hit the country is one of the most powerful on record. KNA reported that the typhoon, named Keith, in honor of Keith Urban, struck…

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Funny story: France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

France Announces Jump Up and Down in Anger Day to protest at Australia, USA, UK, rest of the world

The French government has announced, as part of its continuing protests at the decision of Australia, USA and UK to set up a Pacific military alliance and not buy any ships or submarines from France, that the people of France will jump up and down in…

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Funny story: Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown

Australia Threatens To Shoot Anyone Who Violates Their Pandemic Lockdown

CANBERRA, Australia – (Satire News) – The Australian government has issued a very strict directive that anyone who violates their lockdown risks the possibility of getting shot, and not just in the leg either. A spokesperson for the government sai…

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Funny story: Piss-Artist Aussies go on warpath as breweries announce, "Alcohol Kills!"

Piss-Artist Aussies go on warpath as breweries announce, "Alcohol Kills!"

Smoking Kills, no doubt, but then again smokers know this fact before puffing away at their favourite drug. Even images of decaying teeth, black lungs cannot stop smokers smoking! The alcohol Australian producing fraternity has also decided to put…

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Funny story: PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

PETA Bans Kangaroo Races

CANBERRA, Australia – (Sports Satire) – The World Chapter of PETA (People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals) has finally won it’s battle with Australia’s Kangaroo Racing Coalition (AKRA). It cost PETA $3.2 million and two years time, but they h…

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Funny story: British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

British fishing vessels may gain access to the Pacific

The UK government have announced their intention to join a major trading bloc for the first time since leaving the EU. The Trans-Pacific Partnership is a trading agreement between eleven nations including Japan, Mexico and New Zealand, who intend to…

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