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Funny story: The Magpie Murder

The Magpie Murder

A notorious magpie in Sydney has been shot dead today, prompting many to agree that “the Aussies don’t take shit”. The magpie, which wasn’t given a name because people just knew they were going to have to kill the bastard, was known to attack passers...

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Funny story: Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

Giant Red Spider Crawled Over Man's Legs As He Took A Dump

A giant red spider caused a certain amount of alarm yesterday, when it crawled out from under the toilet seat and over the legs of a man who was taking a crap. The man, Bruce Warner, a resident of Crook Springs in western Australia, had raced to h...

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Funny story: The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

The Wonderful World Of Uninteresting Animals #2: The Duck-billed Platypus

Welcome to the second - and quite possibly, the last, if current interest is anything to go by - episode in our series about uninteresting animals. This week, I'm going to tell you a little bit about the Duck-billed Platypus, but only a little, be...

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Funny story: Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

Kangaroo Attack Family Talk Calmly About Their Experience

An Australian couple and their son, who have been caring for kangaroos for more than 30 years, have spoken to reporters about the savage attack that changed their minds about the infernal beasts. Jim and Linda Santoro, from Millmerran in Queenslan...

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Funny story: Perth Australia voted the world's most miserable city

Perth Australia voted the world's most miserable city

An international panel of lifestyle experts has compared 100 of the world's major cities. Emerging top of the pile for live-ability is Vienna in Austria. And coming in a distant last is Perth in Western Australia, which is dubbed "The Miserable City"...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

Commonwealth Games Roundup: Australian Women Come Top

The 2018 Commonwealth Games in Australia’s Gold Coast certainly lived up to their unofficial title of the “over-friendly games” in the athletes’ village with the home team’s women proving their strength in sprints, long distance and team events. It w...

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Funny story: Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

Commonwealth Games Anger as Scotland Men are Disqualified from Hopscotch Event

In an exclusive interview with our sports editor, Paxton Quigley, Scotland’s Team Manager, Jock MacSporran claimed full responsibility for the dismal failure and eventual disqualification of his men’s team from the hopscotch event at the Gold Coast’s...

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Funny story: China buys Australia using a credit card

China buys Australia using a credit card

Chinese government spokesman Wun Hung Lo has just announced that Australia is now part of China. Speaking from his Beijing penthouse spa Lo said "Using Great Leader For Life Or Eternity, which ever takes longer's, credit card, re haf now bought e...

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Funny story: Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

Throw Another Chimp In The Sky

*Warning this story may contain lazy stereotypes and bad grammar. Don't judge us but we've got a little bit of a grudge against Australia* Australia is to set up it's own National Space agency to grow it's own space program. With typical Aussie se...

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Funny story: Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

Australia takes New Zealand Mainland Annexation Party to High Court - Claims invasion is inappropriate

After the declaration by New Zealand of a hostile takeover, Australian authorities are taking up a desperate fight to save their sovereignty, though bizarrely using the domestic legal system. Foreign Minister strongly condemns invasion as uncalled f...

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Funny story: North Korea threatens to nuke Australia

North Korea threatens to nuke Australia

Chubby despot Kim Jong Un has threatened to fire nuclear weapons at Australia, after the Aussie Prime Minister said he would "stand by the US like a mate at a barbie". The North Korean leader may not have missiles that can reach the US, but Australia...

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Funny story: Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

Australian traffic-light gender bender lights cause confusion!

It is a well known fact the world has gone completely bonkers and now Australia have joined the fun! Their latest set of traffic light lights are causing much confusion in major cities because Australian women's Lib groups are demanding that the tiny...

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Funny story: To Immigrate or Immigrant?

To Immigrate or Immigrant?

Australia has announced plans to relax immigration laws on Brits, which is ironic as the Brits have just pulled up their own personal drawbridge to Europe. Riding a kangaroo battle droid (one of several commissioned by the Australian armed forces)...

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Funny story: Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Old Aussie golfers never die they just watch snakes devouring wallabies!

Ageing Aussie golfers heading towards the eighteenth were caught by surprise as a huge Scrub Python leaped (can they leap?) out of a bush, grabbed a wallaby by the neck and devoured the thing in front of their eyes! Not wishing to interrupt the na...

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Funny story: Wizards of Oz

Wizards of Oz

Sources claim that Australia is to be "moved" so that it can align with a global set of satellites thus making it easier for the government to track our movements via your GPS. Back and to the Left news understands that the plans to move Australi...

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Funny story: The wheelie-bin war

The wheelie-bin war

One of the hottest issues in the upcoming election in the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) is the provision of wheelie-bins to all residents for the containment and removal of 'green' garden waste. The issue goes back a long way and has been con...

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Funny story: Australia to outlaw all 'psycho-active' substances

Australia to outlaw all 'psycho-active' substances

The Australian government is planning a blanket ban on all 'psycho-active' substances. A spokesperson for the government said that they are having trouble keeping the list of banned drugs up-to-date. "No sooner do we put a substance on the list" she...

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