Kevin Rudd and Dalai Lama to Get Drunk and Talk About Girls

Funny story written by Tom Taylor

Thursday, 17 May 2007

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Mmmm... tastes like humble.

Kevin Rudd, the new Australian opposition leader, refused to meet with the Dalai Lama despite launching a scathing attack on Foreign Minister Downer for once doing the same.

However, after Prime Minister John Howard pointed out the hypocritical and politically convenient move, Rudd is now singing a different tune.

"Hey, I didn't mean I wouldn't meet him at all..." says Rudd "I just meant I wouldn't meet him at the airport. I just had something on but look, now that he's here, maybe we'll go catch a movie or something."

The Dalai Lama and Kevin Rudd hope to catch Spiderman 3.

Julia Gillard is expected to be appointed Prime Minister of Australia by China.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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