Russia fired a missile at Ukrainian forces, but the missile boomeranged and hit the ground shortly after launching, killing some Russian forces.
While investigators were trying to find out why the error occurred, one comrade discovered that the inventor of Russia’s missile defense system was part Australian.
An Australian military missile engineer was asked about such technology, and he said: “Well, it’s like this, mate. We Aussie like to travel and explore the world, but we always love coming back home. The Aborigines of Australia invented the most bizarre and wonderful weapon ever – killing and returning to the killer. That’ll teach those bloody kangaroos and wallabies! If you put an Oz missile man in charge of your weapons system, don’t be surprised if the missile or bullet or whatever returns to whoever pulled the trigger. That’s just good old Oz know-how! Fair dinkum!”
More Australians have been encouraged to go to Russia to mate with their women to give birth to the next Russian generation of warriors to be killed in the next unjust war. Come on, Roosters, try not to chunder and fuck the footie – get out rootin’ some Russian Sheilas. No Wucka’s!
Fair dinkum indeed ...
