CHICAGO - (Satire News) - The American Research Group has issued a warning, informing women and transvestites that the new Lift 'em Up Bra has been known to cause an extremely severe case of the "boob itch."
ARG writer Tiffy Tulsa, who purchased one at a local Dilly Dally Retail Store, said that after wearing the bra for an hour and 13 minutes she noticed an itching on both her areolas.
At first, she just thought she had picked up a case of "boob measles" from her roommate's pet ferret.
But when she googled the bra, she found out that the company that manufactures them, Hooters 'R' Us, has recalled 900,000 of the 902,000 bras it had shipped to retailers.
SIDENOTE: BuzzFuzz is reporting that 86,000 women who reside in Ohio have filed a class action lawsuit for $19.3 million on grounds of Itchy Titty Syndrome.
