WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order.
First Lady, Dr. Jill Biden and Anderson Cooper both stated that it is long overdue.
Golden State Warriors Coach Steve Kerr, commented that playing in the NBA he has seen his share of winners and he has seen his share of losers, and every loser that he has seen accepted the loss with dignity, respect, and honor.
Coach Kerr said that the Trumptard is the very essential epitome of a loser, who lost fair and square, and who will not admit he got his ass kicked, because admitting it means that he is an even bigger loser than the damn loser he already is.
So now that President Biden has signed his latest PEO, Trumpapalooza who lost by a landslide, will be prohibited from every again uttering the words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” and “Big Mac.”